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  1. #321
    What
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  2. #322
    can
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  3. #323
    save
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  4. #324
    us
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  5. #325
    from
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  6. #326
    this
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  7. #327
    slowmotion-like
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  8. #328
    evil?"
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  9. #329
    Sem the writer: "Geb

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    Speeling is a state of mind I prefer not to occupy.
    In Soviet ISB, NeS writes YOU!

  10. #330
    man

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    Speeling is a state of mind I prefer not to occupy.
    In Soviet ISB, NeS writes YOU!

  11. #331
    I love
    In Soviet ISB, NeS writes YOU!

  12. #332
    the way
    In Soviet ISB, NeS writes YOU!

  13. #333
    you think!
    In Soviet ISB, NeS writes YOU!

  14. #334
    you
    In Soviet ISB, NeS writes YOU!

  15. #335
    think!
    In Soviet ISB, NeS writes YOU!

  16. #336
    At this
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  17. #337
    rate
    In Soviet ISB, NeS writes YOU!

  18. #338
    we will catch
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  19. #339
    up to
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  20. #340
    shadows of darkness in
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  21. #341
    no-time!
    In Soviet ISB, NeS writes YOU!

  22. #342
    go BUMP!!!
    In Soviet ISB, NeS writes YOU!

  23. #343
    Oh horror...
    So sayest the Writer of Silly Things!

  24. #344
    (Benevolent Upward Mobility Post)
    In Soviet ISB, NeS writes YOU!

  25. #345
    ...of horrors!
    So sayest the Writer of Silly Things!

  26. #346
    Krig is...
    So sayest the Writer of Silly Things!

  27. #347
    stuck in...
    So sayest the Writer of Silly Things!

  28. #348
    bullet time!
    So sayest the Writer of Silly Things!

  29. #349
    Please... somebody do me a favor and... STOP THE SINGLE-WORD POSTING INSANITY!!!!! Maybe we'll actually go somewhere with the story... but probably not.
    Pereant qui ante nos nostra dixerunt.

  30. #350
    Darkside, bored with the slow-motion madness that he had caused, suddenly halted it. He brooded silently as he slipped unnoticed among the crowd at Disneyworld.

    Krig ran through the dark and spooky corridors of the underbelly of Disneyworld. He passed numerous Mickey Mouses with their big giant heads off, but he didn't stop. He caught a glimpse of TotallyEvil dashing into a control booth for one of the rides. Krig's eyes widened.

    Krig:"Oh no! If Evil Lady go there, make boom, many kiddies die!"

    At that moment, Ares caught up with Krig, raging with fury that Krig had stolen his car and not missed numerous telephone poles.

    What will happen to our beloved Viking? Will he be smashed into oblivion by an enraged Ares? Or will he stop Totally and save the lives of countless innocent children? Or will something totally unexpected happen? Only the writers know! Actually, even they don't know! Nobody knows! Maybe a nuclear reactor will explode! Or maybe Maybe will maybe do something--maybe. Find out, in the next post of... [echo]Never Ending Story!!![/echo]

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    My mind is like a sponge, it soaks up a lot... but it leaks

    KRIG THE VIKING
    Member of the Rebellion against AC
    So sayest the Writer of Silly Things!

  31. #351
    Suddenly a wretched screech is heard from one of the stages. Parts of Totally's now largely disfigured body have been found. Surprisingly the head is still in-tact.
    Krig: "Evil-type person dead? Krig not have excuse for wreaking kar? Krig in deep doo-doo."
    As Ares looms over Krig, a curtain falls in front of them and random blows are heard connecting with Krig's thick skull. About 20 minutes later, as Ares is starting to slow down, seeing the futility of hurting Krig's head, a show begins. First a Donald, then a Mickey dance out on stage. They are followed by a performer in a giant foam-rubber costume of Totally.
    Maybe: <gasp!> "eep! they idolized her!"
    Ante, grabbing a random woman from the crowd: "Well, seeing as how the world as we know it just ended, how's about a date, hon?" (Batman-style words flash on screen) <Biff!> <KaSlam!> <Smash!> <Zot!> <Smakko!>
    "..... umm...... I'll call you!"

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  32. #352
    Ares: "Allrighty everyone, back in the bus!"
    Ares tosses Krigs limbs and head in, and loads his torso into the cargo bin.
    Geb: "Krig man, you ok?"
    Krig's head: "Krig have big boo-boo."
    Maybe: "Aww, poor Krig, lemme make it better."
    Maybe picks up Krig's head, sets it in her lap, and starts petting his hair. Otter, Ante, Sem and Geb stare for a minute and then begin hysterically bouncing around Ares.
    Otter, Sem, Ante, and Geb: "Ohhh! Ohhh! Me! Me! Me! Dismember me next!"
    Ares' clone is the last on the bus. Sem gives him a flier he found on the floor of the bus without looking at the title.
    Ares' clone, reading so everyone can hear: <ahem>"A better love life, through the use of manure. Part one. Paragraph one. Although it may seem....." Ares' clone's monotone fades into the background noise at a very key moment, and is temporarilly drowned out by the 3 second ringing noise that followed the smack Sem recived from Maybe.

    After 3 hours they arrive at the Arena. (The bus driver did 800 except in school zones)
    All the devastation and rubble are gone. The remains of the rabbit walkers so carefully hidden under a carpet by Sem have been repaired and are shining in the corner. The 7-11 across the street has been repaired. The crow's nest has been censored out of existance. Gonk2m4 has been given a powerful sedative and is now "gonking" a mere 5 times a minute. (As opposed to the 100's of GPS he was doing when the adventurers teleported out of the arena.) And in the center of the now spotless Arena, On the very spot where Sem had erected the vast rubber-duckie monument to the late Thread Killer, stood a lone, orange muppet-looking fellow with short black hair.
    Ernie: "Rubber Duckie, Joy of Joys..... errr intruders...... Rubber Duckies, ATTACK!!!!"

    Suddenly the entire troop is surrounded by a squeaking, quacking horde of yellow rubber.

    Sem: "Fuq"
    Ares: "The way Sem says that...... I'm not liking it that much..... It makes me think like maybe I can't just win this with a whim like I do everything else."

    Will Ernie and his Rubber-Duckie Legion prevail over the NeS? Is the end in sight? Hurry! Write more words! Make more posts! Now! Don't just do something, sit there!

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    Speeling is a state of mind I prefer not to occupy.
    In Soviet ISB, NeS writes YOU!

  33. #353
    Krig's head warily looks around the cleaned up Arena.

    Krig:"Krig sense great Evil now."

    Geb:"NOOO! We're back at this cursed ARENA!!"

    Geb falls to the ground in a dramatic fashion, clawing at the dirt.

    Geb:"NOOO!"

    Maybe:"I'm confused. Didn't the Arena blow up?"

    Ares:"What are you talking about? I made this Arena to be indestructable!"

    Sem, pointing at legions of rubber duckies:"Uhh, guys..."

    Krig's head:"Krig want body back now..."

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    My mind is like a sponge, it soaks up a lot... but it leaks

    KRIG THE VIKING
    Member of the Rebellion against AC
    So sayest the Writer of Silly Things!

  34. #354
    The arena turns blue for a fraction of a second...then...darkness....a small Sith warrior walks up to krings head and fits it back on to the body. Turning again the sith warrior goes next door into the bar....

    WHAT WILL HAPPEN NEXT?
    --=Jozn_FJ=--
    Teach me how to be good...oh, i AM good

  35. #355
    another mysterious sith appears outta the darkness... hes very short... sundenly the words "wachoo talkin bout willis" are mumbeled...
    Yeah I want some Cheesy Poofs.

  36. #356
    *willis turns around*
    Gary what are you doing here?

    I'm here to kill you Willis!

    *Gary swings lightstaff missing Willis by a hair*

    Gary you've gone mad!

    Wachoo talkin bout Willis?! Ive always been mad, your just around when the fuse is at its end!

    ~What will happen to Willis?! We'll find out on the next episode of The Neverending Story!
    Yeah I want some Cheesy Poofs.

  37. #357
    Krig, outraged at the turn of events that recent events had turned, charged with blind fury at this "Willis" fellow. Krig raised his mighty axe and --

    [This section exceeds "G" rating required by Massassi]

    Krig stalks away, covered in blood.

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    My mind is like a sponge, it soaks up a lot... but it leaks

    KRIG THE VIKING
    Member of the Rebellion against AC
    So sayest the Writer of Silly Things!

  38. #358
    Wilis, covered in blood, treameling, all strength at one cause, to kill Krig...

    At this time Gary is walking with Krig telling him about his all new hit sit-com on Fox.

    Willis steps up with a baseball bat, does a little dance, puts the baseball bat down, grabs a shotgun and shoots at Krig! But the shot goes into Gary, well most, maybe one nicked Krig (optional) but they both live, but slowly Gary Coleman is dieing, his last words "Wachoo talking bout Krig?" Death to Gary. Soon Homer Simpson walks in, he has an evil plan to resurect Gary, but he will be a monster if he does!

    ~Find out what happens next time on, The Neverending Story!
    Yeah I want some Cheesy Poofs.

  39. #359
    Ares noticies the 2 newcommers to the story and decides that he should lay down some rules right here and now.
    Ares: "heh-HEM! ok now peoples, this is the way it is. I am the god of War, and as the patron diety of this fine institution of doom" (indicates arena) "I will have the final say in all arguments and/or death-matches of any kind."
    Suddenly at the bar where Ante and Otter saved one of the many groups of un-naturrally beautiful women that seem to be part of the fiber of this story, is smashed by a giant stone that compleately flattens and covers it on the stone read: "Arena rules:
    1)Ares is always the winner.
    2)If Ares has lost, see rule one.
    3)No running with sharp or blunt weapons.
    4)No smoking in the combat area.
    5)Shirt and shoes required."
    Ante: "NOOOOOOOOOO!!!! The bar! All the memories! All the free drinks! All the bartenders who never card! All the groups of un-naturrally beautiful women that seem to be part of the fiber of this story! It's all GONE!!!!!!!"
    Otter is running around in circles on the spot where the Crow's nest used to be, as if he were looking for something.

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    In Soviet ISB, NeS writes YOU!

  40. #360
    Gary's ghost killes Ares.
    Yeah I want some Cheesy Poofs.

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