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    The Spooky Taco Thread

    lordvader: There once was a spooky taco who wanted to take over the world. [Everyone posts only 1 sentence except for those who post more than 1]
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    Gebohq: And this taco was evil because it's shell was all stale and nobody loved it. (???)

    Krig_the_Viking: The taco concocted an evil plan, involving nachos.

    Gebohq: What, did I hear Morris the Cat?

    Krig_the_Viking: Morris the cat ate the taco before it could finish concocting its evil
    plan.

    SJD_Rydeman: But since the taco was evil, the cat got poisoned and died.

    Cougar: Then the taco ate the cat.

    R: forget that taco,here comes an evviiilll..*dun dun dun* FINGER NAIL!!

    TK-421: the taco also possessed the power to inflict extremely bad breath on everyone who tasted it.

    _JKA_Indy_Jones: The taco decided that to control the world, it must be elected president of the United States. So it ran for election.

    StaticX: and was eaten by Al Gore!

    Yoe: ...tragicly Al Gore died, and the evil taco resurrected like a Alien, with his evil army of nacos!


    Krig_the_Viking: Whilst the nation cheered at the news of Al Gore's death, the Evil Taco's arch-rival, the Evil Fingernail, was gathering an army of other evil things.

    deluxe_six: Like evil keyboards, evil pencils and the most dreaded of all an evil chopstick.

    lordvader: The spooky taco got mad for no apparent reason, and adapted to the form of a magenta giraffe.

    Hebedee: The magenta giraffe used his evil tounge to kill Fuurgh.

    lordvader: Fuurgh came back to life and killed Hebedee beacause the magical telephone stuck halfway up his nasal canal told him to.

    Krig_the_Viking: Then the evil Taco killed Fuurgh because he was interfering with his plans.

    lordvader: Lordvader got kinda angry because the thread wasn't about the spooky taco anymore...

    Yoe: ...and lordvader swiped up a RUSSIAN MARSCH ORCESTRA!

    Krig_the_Viking: And the spooky evil Taco also killed the Russian Marsch Orchestra, but saved the life of Lordvader, because he thought lordvader would sell for a lot of money.

    Cougar: But then Cherry Man came over and killed everyone and took over the planet.

    lordvader: The spooky taco scared cherry man out of his wits, and cherry man ran away, leaving his wits on the ground.

    Krig_the_Viking: Then the taco laughed maniacly just for the fun of it.

    Hebedee: Then The Spooky Taco sold Lordvader on Ebay!

    Hebedee: Hebedee eats the spooky taco and gets gas, there goes the world.

    _JKA_Indy_Jones: But then, Indy jumps up and shoves a large sponge up hebedee's arse (hehe got past the censor), plugging it, and saving the world.

    DaFan: fter saving he yelled out "Hi!" but didn't like it so, he edited his message a lot...
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    Krig_the_Viking: And then the taco grew into a giant, thirty foot tall, monster taco!

    lordvader: Pero el taco de miedo hace muchos sopas azules. (But the taco of scariness made many blue soups.)

    Sarn_Cadrill: He used the blue soup to poisen all the political leaders of the world.

    Krig_the_Viking: The world cheered in great thanks to the spooky taco.

    Hebedee: Hebedee feels his body bloat and runs to get some tums.

    Hebedee: Gets tums and sings the theme song, TumTumtumtumtums, miracle workers, I love the spooky taco, gives me gas, more spooky taco!!!!

    SJD_Rydeman: The taco looked down on the world he had conquered.
    "At last" he thought to himself. "At last my childhood dream has come true..."
    If the taco would have had a mouth he would have smiled, but instead he just stood there, as a giant monument of pure terror. The sky went darker with thunder and chaos as a deep insane laugh could be heard rolling across the hills...

    lordvader: Then a magical bowl of strawberry pudding fell, killing all but the almighty Spooky Taco...

    Krig_the_Viking: The Spooky Taco summoned his vast and unsurmountable powers, teleporting through space and time, away from the eartha and its pudding-killed citezens, to... Tatooine!!

    lordvader: The spooky taco went to the tosche station to pick up some power converters, whining in a nasal voice.

    Rage_Unleashed: unfortunately the evil taco was no match for the hero of the story, the Burrito of all that is Good and Tasty!

    ACKLainey: El taco no le gusta el perro en los pantalones de Bill Clinton. (The dog didn't like the dog in Bill Clinton's pants. No pun intended)
    COUCHMAN IS BACK BABY

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    Nebula: While the group of people sat around the table, drinking heavily and discussing the heroic adventures of the mighty mexican food items, a muffled explosion was heard and the front door flew off of it's hinges. Several people turned to stare dumbly at this strange event, while others were so drunk they were oblivious to it. Then three canisters rolled into the room, and started spewing gas.

    In the confusion and screaming and scrambling that followed, an entire team of SWAT officers entered the room, wielding high powered fully loaded submachine guns and barking orders to remain still and shut up.

    lordvader was the first to protest, screaming wildly that they should get out of his house, and charging one of the officers. The SWAT team member calmly stepped out of the way, and lordvader crashed painfully into the wall, knocking himself out.

    Krig_the_Viking took this oppertunity to make his escape, running wildly in a drunken manor for the door. A shot rang out, and his leg spattered with blood, making him stumble madly and spray blood upon the floor around him. He missed the door by about two meters, and fell to the floor bleeding and unconscious.

    _JKA_Indy_Jones, maddened by the loss of his companions, raised a chair high over his head and screamed madly as he charged the officer who shot Krig. The officer turned to face this new threat, and shot JKA_Indy_Jones expertly in the arm. Letting out a small squeel, _JKA_Indy_Jones dropped the chair, which crashed hard onto his head and dropped him to the floor to join the other two unconcious people.

    Hebedee had leaped behind the bar when the confusion first started, and by now had pried the cover off of a ventilation shaft with his pocket knife. Squeezing painfully into the shaft, he wormed his way through the darkness, hoping to find a way out. Instead, he found a hungry horde of rats.

    Yoe was hiding under the table, wimpering and finishing his alcoholic beverage, trying not to spill it with all his fearful shaking. A SWAT officer spotted him, and kicked over the table. Yoe squeeled, and tried to run, but was tackled by an officer. Through the following savage punches to the face, Yoe was rendered unconcious.

    Cougar had found a hiding place behind the couch, but upon watching his companions dropped one by one, he grew enraged. Drawing a pistol, he fired wildly at the SWAT team. Two team members were struck in their kevlar vests, knocking them down. Before any others could be shot, Couger was hit twice in the arm and spun to the ground, bleeding heavily onto the floor.

    DaFan was discovered hiding in the bathroom, and was subsequently shot in the face for the stunt he pulled with editing his post so many times. His brains made a gory collage on the wall behind him.

    While the SWAT team cuffed the captured and bleeding criminals, the few remaining left their well chosen hiding spots and somehow managed to escape. They were picked up later by a police squad car who found them puking their guts out in an alley behind a downtown bar.

    As the unconcious people were dragged savagly to the waiting SWAT van, the SWAT team set fire to the house to destroy evidence of their unlawful activities.

    The End.

    lordvader: lordvader decided that although nebula wrote some pretty good stuff, he ended the thread, and that's not fair because it can't so lordvader decided it's not applicable because the spooky taco knows where you live, and the SWAT team just sank into the floor because it was improperly flagged before any damage could be done.

    Nebula: The SWAT team then pulled off their helmets, revealing their true identity...The Village People!

    Young man, there's a place you can go! I said, young man, when you're short on your dough!

    You can stay there, and I'm sure you will find many ways to have a good time!

    It's fun to stay at the Y-M-C-A!...

    Some guy: ....then the writers had a heart attack and died. (optional)

    lordvader: The spooky taco then entered the room, and killed the village people in some way or another.

    EX_Gerrard: soon after the spooky taco was dancing the macarania dance...

    Admiral Mieler: ...and the immense radiation surge caused by DaFan's multiple edits of his post burned the taco to a crisp.

    Gebohq: "But who could be behind this evil plot of an evil taco taking over the world?" Geb ponders as he blinks back into existance of this thread. Gebohq looks out the window to see the gloomy and foreboding presence of a Taco hell, er, I mean Bell. Gebohq then notices the SWAT team, and seeing how they're police officers at heart, lures them into a donut shop.

    Geb then goes off on some crazy adventure of his own written by someone else perhaps, thinking how this evil taco might become as big as teh Neverending Story thread, and just as lacking of a plot.

    Gebohq: Then Geb looks at his last post and realizes he went over one sentence, but then looks at Neb's long post and shurgs.

    lordvader: The spooky taco found he could catch a rare strain of the ebola virus if he squinted just the right way.

    Krig_the_Viking: The Taco decided not to squint that way.

    Admiral Mieler: Besides, he was burnt so badly that it hurt to squint.

    Krig_the_Viking: And on top of that, being a Taco, he didn't have any eyes to squint with(yet he could see...).

    RabidPlatypus: The spooky taco was sad he didn't have eyes so he went to a plastic surgeon.

    RabidPlatypus: Something went terribly wrong at the plastic surgeon, and the spooky taco looked exactly like a map of southern utopia. The spooky taco was forced to wear lordvader's mask

    Admiral Mieler: But Admiral Mieler died a tragic death for no apparent reason.

    lordvader: The spooky taco took off his mask, and licks up cherry man's wits, and just for the hell of it, licks rabidplatypus.

    Admiral Mieler: Meanwhile, Admiral Mieler is still dead, so he can make no further contributions to the story.

    SD_RAKISHI: Spooky taco goes back to the plastic surgeon and....

    Admiral Mieler: ...ate him.

    SD_RAKISHI: Then the spooky taco eats Admiral Mieler so he can make no further contributions to the story.

    Veger: Then the Spoky Taco went to the plastic Surgeon's house, planning to eat him, but the plastic surgeon did the same thing.

    Admiral Mieler: Blast.

    Admiral Mieler: Fortunately Mieler had backed himself up on a disk, so he recopied himself to the hard drive and printed himself out again.

    SD_RAKISHI: But the spooky taco ate admiral Mieler again and this time he ate his backup disk too so he can make no further contributions to the story.

    Admiral Mieler: Fortunately Mieler had printed out multiple copies of himself and hid them away in the Outer Rim territories where no one *this means the taco* would ever find them.

    SD_RAKISHI: But then the spooky taco pays the bounty hunter, difinistration dog, to eat all of Admiral Mieler and all of his copies in the outer rim.

    RabidPlatypus: The spooky taco feels this story is going to deep about the plastic surgeon and death, and that we should move on.

    RabidPlatypus: The spooky taco feels this story is going to deep about the plastic surgeon and death, and that we should move on.

    RabidPlatypus: Then rabidplatypus Files SK Rakishi for a copyright lawsuit because he shouldn't be messing around with characters he didn't create.

    Admiral Mieler: The slightly less insane clone of Admiral Mieler filed a lawsuit as well because SK Rakishi shouldn't be messing with real people who have written themselves into stories.

    Krig_the_Viking: And then the spooky taco files a lawsuit because too many lawsuits are being filed on his thread.

    Antestarr: And then those responsible for the sudden rash of lawsuits were sacked.

    Adun: But the burlap was tasty because it was covered with mild sauce, so the captives were free.

    RabidPlatypus: Then himself files a lawsuit to yourself selfing on myself during the self period, let us move on.

    Cougar: Meanwhile, Cougar reads Neb's post, grabs him, beats him till he's half dead, and throws him off a deep cliff, screaming the whole way.

    SD_RAKISHI: Then SD_RAKISHI wonders, "what does this all have to do with the spooky taco?"

    StaticX: the Rakishi releases that it is all a coverup for the Evil Taco's real purpose: become a diva known as "WASABI"
    [note: how did the spooky taco become the evil taco?]

    Admiral Mieler: (I know. Spooky how that happens.)

    SD_RAKISHI: Then spooky taco goes to Hoth, hoping too find a chiropacter but instead he finds the.....
    COUCHMAN IS BACK BABY

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    Admiral Mieler: ...one-armed wampa, who ate the spooky taco, as well as the freed captives.

    StaticX: But he had heartburn and spit the taco out

    Admiral Mieler: Along with pieces of the captives, who should not have even been in this story anyway.

    SD_RAKISHI: But the spooky taco still had a back ache and needed to see a chiropacter fast....

    Admiral Mieler: Unfortunately, the only chiropractor on the planet was on of the captives who got eaten by the one-armed wampa.

    Losien: So..the spooky taco decided to go to Taco Bell, and see if they could help him in anyway.

    SD_RAKISHI: The taco bell employees taconapped the spooky taco.

    Admiral Mieler: They figured out the secret recipe for spooky tacos and made more of them, which, not surprisingly, sold better than anything else they had.

    SD_RAKISHI: But all the people who ate the tacos got heartburn and sued Taco Bell.

    Admiral Mieler: But they didn't have a leg to stand on legally, because people have been getting heartburn from Taco Bell food for years.

    Hebedee: Hebedee hops out of the ventilation shaft and strikes a pose, "Those rats weren't hard to beat!*cough*" I'll save you! TUMTUMTUMTUMTUMSSSSS, you guys havent seen anything yet...

    Hebedee: Wuhahahahaha, yells that frightening corn husk, I shall destroy the taco!!

    Losien: So the people decide to spend their money elsewhere and go downtown to Del Taco.

    Hebedee: But then, all of the unused spooky tacos took over the world and ate all of the other yucky tacos and..wuhahahahahahahaa

    TN_Jacen_Solo: Then Jacen Solo jumps into Taco Bell and wants to taste one of the spooky tacos, but he only has credits, so he cant buy. So he attacks indy jones for five bucks, and they get into this bloody saber fight, and they end up both unconcious due to extensive bleeding.

    GuNbOy: eventually all the spooky tacos from all over the world rallied together to form the international taco noation, built space ships, and flew to the moon hwere they found moon cheese and used it as a cheap supstitute for cheddar; this making the number of spooky tacos multiply rapidly.

    Liquidator: Then the race of tacos recreated the thong song, then got sued by sisco and were forced to work on the spice mines of kessel to pay off their debt.

    TheBull: and instead sang "Dancing Queen" while pushing purple drooling kittens into bottles of liquor!

    lordvader: The spooky taco decided that he had to decide something before it was decided that he no longer could decide to decide stuff. Taco bell blew up because you can't provide any evidence to prove it didn't.

    Hebedee: and Hebedee becomes overcome withsadness because of vaders comment and decides to depart from this very spooky taco world..

    Admiral Mieler: And Mieler said, "We interrupt this story to bring you... The Hundredth Post!"

    EH_Phoenix: And then all the spooky tacos chewed Admiral Mieler to tiny little bits again!

    Hebedee: Suddenly the spooky taco's shell became fresh and new, and there was rejoicing in the streets.

    TheBull: but soon the spooky-drooling-smelling-of-liquor purple kittens started throwing otters at people.......WITH A VENGENCE!

    Hebedee: And then farmer bob stood up with a furious look on his face: "Those **** cows aren't acting up again are they? This time its personal!"

    EH_Phoenix: So then the spooky tacos joined forces with the evil quesadillas.

    EH_Phoenix: They started throwing pineapple and Spam tacos at the kittens.

    TheBull: Farmer bob runs over in a vain attempt to beat the cows. Unfortunetly, farmer bob is mauled by the heard of rabid otters!

    RabidPlatypus: The air in kansas was poison, but i adapted to it quicker then a man can put of fishing pole up his left nostril

    TheBull: Suddenly, Farmer Herman took the fishing pole out of his nose and started running around in circles screaming like a lunatic!

    Daeron the Nerfherder: Little did Herman know that he now had a new deadly strain of Ebola Zaire in his body thanks to the hook.

    Admiral Mieler: Admiral Mieler used Picture It Express 2000 to cut-and-paste himself back together.

    GuNbOy: then out of no where, bob grabs a bird from mid flight and hucks it at a wall. Then proceeds to hit otters and puppies with a shovel. and it makes a nice *CLANG!* each time.

    EH_Phoenix: Then Farmer Herman impaled himself with a sharp sea bass.

    EH_Phoenix: or was it a lake trout?

    Admiral Mieler: Meanwhile, the spooky taco...
    [By the way, this is an official "Let's Get Back to the Story" post.]

    EH_Phoenix: decided to boycott TWINKIES

    EH_Phoenix: then he joined forces with THE EVIL Toilet of DOOOOMMMM

    EH_Phoenix: Then the candied lightbulb appeared out of no where, and..

    Admiral Mieler: ...was edited out by the special effects crew.
    COUCHMAN IS BACK BABY

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    SD_RAKISHI: Sppoky taco and the evil toilets decide to take over the Delware river!!! Muhahahahaha!

    EH_Phoenix: Then the Candied lightbulb got flushed down one of the EVIL Toilets of DOOM

    RabidPlatypus: But when the spooky taco tried to take over the deleware river, an army of canadian mountys attacked him wielding Power ranger action figures!

    lordvader: mmm. candied lightbulbs..

    SD_RAKISHI: It turns out that lordvader was addicted to candied lightbulbs. He begged the evil toilet to suck him in so he could get to the lightbulbs...

    TSS_CapricusLDR: Meanwhile.... in another galaxy far far away, an evil being so powerful that it could destory planets with one bang of its drum was prepairing to battle the spooky taco...Such an evil being, so evil, it had a scar in it's fluffy ear, and it made a horibal "thump, thump, thump, thump"

    TSS_CapricusLDR: THIS BEING WAS CALLED! *drumroll* THE DURACELL BUNNY! this mad insane, fluffy, evil rabit with a killer drum just kept going and going and going and going and going and going and going and going and going and going and going and going and going and going and going and going and going and going and going and going etc.

    TSS_CapricusLDR: going and going and going and going and going and going and going and going and going and going and going and going and going and going and going and going and going and going and going and fzzzzzt. the battery ran out!

    TheBull: and suddenly, out of nowhere...farmer bob came running up screaming "for the love of everything holy someone PLEASE help me get this pole out my left nostril!!!!!!"

    [btw- this is the official "screw the topic, let insanity reign!" post ]

    TSS_CapricusLDR: So... the duracell bunny pulled out the pole and stuck it up the other nostril and exlamed "is that any better?"

    Admiral Mieler: [NSP: Man, that's a load of bull.]

    EH_Phoenix: Then Farmer Herman got a concussion rifle stuck up his nose

    SAJN_Master: And... BOOM! the farmers brains were everywhere! then a little alien came out of his chest and was 100 ft. tall he ate half the world but then...

    TSS_CapricusLDR: The Duracell bunny ate the 100ft. tall alien, and grew 200ft. tall.....

    EH_Phoenix: and the spooky taco said, "Hey what does that have to do with ME?"

    TSS_CapricusLDR: Then the duracell bunny ate EH_Phoenix for doubting his power, then the bunny ate the spooky taco.

    EH_Phoenix: Then the real EH_Phoenix came in and said, "Ha, you only ate my stunt double, and anyway isn't it the Energizer Bunny?"

    EH_Phoenix: Then everybody realizes that EH_Phoenix has infinite stunt doubles.

    SAJN_Master: So we find where he makes them and we destroy them all but the 100ft alien that was eaten poped out of the bunny and blew up the world then went to the planet Kablooiesnosh and...

    EH_Phoenix: But you can't eat them all because there is infinite, and there is

    15,000,000,000 plants that make my doubles.HAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAA EAT THAT BUNNY AND IF YOU EAT ONE OF MY DOUBLES YOU WILL INSTANTLY DIE HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAA

    TSS_CapricusLDR: So the duracell bunny, being quite fed up with EH_Phoenix transfered everone exept EH_Phoenix and his stunt doubles and his plants where he makes them, to another galaxy, and destroyed the other with EH_Phoenix in using is killer drum

    EH_Chimera: The Duracell bunny decided to buy some donuts.

    TSS_CapricusLDR: Then, the duracell bunny put away his drum and got out his BOXING GLOVES! to fight the spooky taco, then suddenly realising he atew it, he re-gurgetated it and got ready to fight it!

    EH_Phoenix: But the whole time EH_Phoenix was in the Galaxy ????????? (not real name). But the Evil Toilet of Doom came and ate the galaxy with the duracel bunny and everybody else.

    EH_Phoenix: Especially TSS_CapricusLDR

    Losien: Inside the Evil Toilet of Doom's stomach...

    Hebedee: Hebedee was concocting an evil plan to bring the spooky taco back to power. meanwhile in the "Galaxy" george of the jungle was hitting trees. The spooky taco jumped into his modified corellian gunship and sped off to destroy the spooky nacho whose creator was obviously an evil impersonator of lordvader.

    EH_Chimera: But little did the spooky taco know that...

    TSS_CapricusLDR: The duracell bunny had, had children, now there were 8 mad, insane, demented, fluffy, killer bunnys on the lose!

    EH_Chimera: And not only did the taco have the EVIL bunnies to deal with, he also had to fight an even greater menace... a radioactive, 500 ft. tall, three-headed, fire breathing BANANA!!!!

    TSS_CapricusLDR: OH NO NOT THE BANNANA, ANYTHINHG BUT THAT!!! GOD HELP US!!!Even the bunny cant deal with the bannana

    SAJN_Master: then.... THE WATER BREATHING ORANGE! CAME TO KILL THE fire breating banana!

    TSS_CapricusLDR: the duracell bunny felt hungry, so he picked up the fire breathing bannana, and the water breathing orange, and made a fruit cocktail!

    EH_Chimera: Yummy. But because the banana was radioactive, the fruit cocktail glowed a very unappetizing, spooky neon greenish color. So the bunny decided to feed the fruit cocktail to the taco, who had just come back from destroying the spooky nacho.

    TSS_CapricusLDR: then the spooky taco, desided to use its power to re-generate this thred, and make it popular again...

    EH_Phoenix: But this thred never got popular again booo hooo!

    EH_Phoenix: But the the spooky taco thought of a way to make this thred popular. Sell Spooky Taco Action Figures!!!

    TSS_CapricusLDR: ... which glow in the dark!!!...

    Hebedee: because after the spooky taco used the energizer bunnies' meat to fill his body up again he was glowing, so they did that so they could match

    EH_Chimera: So then the taco decided that he could make this thread even more popular by selling a SPOOKY TACO TCG!!! with cards of everyone in the thread, plus an ultra-rare FLAASHY SPOOKY TACO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    COUCHMAN IS BACK BABY

  5. #5
    TSS_CapricusLDR: But the cards never took off,...

    EH_Phoenix: And then the spooky taco said, "what?don't listen to him, It was the hottest craze since Napalm squirt guns! which wern't that popular anyway. sigh..."

    TSS_CapricusLDR: Then the bunny jumped in the air and said, "god dammit, i cant think of anything to say, i lost my script!" CUT! Shouted the director, rolll back and start again at scene 145, Take 2, scene 145, the spooky taco movie...


    TSS_CapricusLDR: Then the bunny jumped into the air and Said, "drinks on the house for everyone in this thread!!!"

    EH_Phoenix: YAH!!!!!

    EH_Chimera: But then Eh_Phoenix, TSS_CapricusLDR, and EH_Chimera noticed that they were the only ones who regularly contributed to this thread anymore.

    EH_Chimera: So then an army of Peeps comes onto the set.

    TSS_CapricusLDR: but then leaves very quickly seeing how boring this thread has got.

    TSS_CapricusLDR: So Then TSS_CapricusLDR runs "JKbots" so that there are more people on the thread!

    SD_RAKISHI: But since the JKBot's AI is so weak, they trip ocer a pothole in the ground and break their noses....

    TSS_CapricusLDR: then the jkbots broke SD_RAKISHI's nose for doubting their power!!!

    StaticX: then the banana comes back from the dead! but the menkeys ate the banana then the plastic surgeons coem and fix everyone's noses

    SD_RAKISHI: SD_RAKISHI takes out his saber and slices all the bots in half.

    TSS_CapricusLDR: but because their bots, they re-assemble them-selves!

    EH_Phoenix: But then out of no where out come Tinky Winky, who kills TSS_CapricusLDR by saying," TInky Winky Tinkle Winkle" AAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    SD_RAKISHI: Who the hell is tinky winky?

    EH_Phoenix: teletubby

    mr. mooface: Sudenly something bad happens

    TSS_CapricusLDR: Then, with a rumbling sound, TSS_CapricusLDR's dead body comes out of the ground "MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA I AM THE LIVING UNDEAD!!!" HE SHOUTS!!!

    EH_Phoenix: But then a huge toilet falls on TSS_capricusLDR, and he dies, again. then EH_Phoenix shoots destruction at TSS_CapricusLDR's dead body and it goes flying off a cliff that ends in a pit of lava, which in the end Capricus's body is now a pile of chared crud.

    TSS_CapricusLDR: But TSS_CapricusLDR's Spirit is with this thread, you can never dispose of that...

    SD_RAKISHI: Then SD_RAKISHI wonders, what ever happened to spooky taco.

    EH_Phoenix: But then out of no where the Spooky Taco said, "I'm hungry anybody want burritos?"

    EH_Chimera: The EVIL Toilet of DOOM says,"Burp.... Bunnies are YUMMMYYYYY!!!"

    TSS_CapricusLDR: i'm going to leave thhis thread for dead now, its just plain boring

    TSS_CapricusLDR: so TSS_CapricusLDR left off into the sunset, never to return...

    SD_RAKISHI: And so ends the Story of Spooky Taco.

    EH_Phoenix: Ya right! *snicker*

    EH_Phoenix: Then the spooky taco ate Capricus and Rakishi for saying that! THE STORY IS ETERNAL!!!!!!!!!!!

    EH_Phoenix: Then the spooky taco says Go to the thread "The Blood thirsty Man" for some really stupid fun!

    EH_Chimera: So then the spooky taco...

    lordvader: <opera>LAAAA! And then the spooky taco,
    Climbed up the window blade!
    But he fell down,
    And farted twice.
    The three blind mice,
    Flew up his arse,
    He lit a match for a rocket launcher,
    the mouse flew out,
    and hit rakishi, capricus, chiamera, phoenix, and rabid platypus,
    In the multonic vibration,
    Dum diddly, dum diddly do.
    </opera>
    Thank you, thank you very much.

    Hebedee: Daaaaaaaanggg

    lordvader: eight until 200!

    lordvader: seven until 200!

    SAJN_Master: THE END(?)

    lordvader: six until 200

    lordvader: six until 200

    lordvader: double post, 5

    lordvader: umm.. 2
    COUCHMAN IS BACK BABY

  6. #6
    lordvader: umm, whoops. I guess that I have to guess som,ething.

    Hebedee: The spooky taco jumped into vader's face and said "BOO!!!!" it scared Darth out of his pants.

    EH_Chimera: Chimera then gets up off the floor where she had been lying unconcious for the last...um...11 posts. Then, she realized that getting knocked out had made her regain some of her sanity (not to mention having to do homework again...brrrrrrr)and was deemed unfit to post on this thread anymore.

    EH_Chimera: But she decided to eat Phoenix first.

    Hebedee: But then, because Pheonix, prior to that post, had devoured one of the spooky taco's clones, Chimera had gaseous inflammation and could not attend school.

    EH_Phoenix: But Chimera just ate one of the many EH_Phoenix clones. HEHEHEE

    SD_RAKISHI: SD_RAKISHI wakes up from an 20 post coma and returns to the thread lordvader: Oh dear! I'm not wearing any pants!

    lordvader: Teek-takto, thrii-een-ahrow

    Hebedee: uhh, how spooky is the taco?

    lordvader: Finally, using the Dark force power "force clothe", I regained control of my pants. The spooky taco liked my signature, and began drooling. He drooled so much that everyone drowned in healing spooky taco spit. Everyone was okay, and that is the story of the creation of bacta.

    Hebedee: Though he did not answer my critical question, lordvader does have a lovely sig.

    lordvader: The formula for the spookiness of a taco
    S=J(d+h1/h2)-P/F*5
    S is the spookiness of a spooky taco.
    J is the position of jupiter in X,Y,Z coordinates in relation to the sun.
    D is the amount of dental problems attained in the past 3 years.
    h1 is the height of your computer, whereas h2 is the height of the elephant which died most recently.
    P is the amount of pictures in your house.
    F is equal to how many times you have farted in the time it took you to fart 100 times.

    Hebedee: right...

    lordvader: I know I am. My parents say I'm a special boy!

    lordvader: Chugga-Chugga Chugga-Chugga Choo-Choo! Choo-Choo! Chugga-Chugga Chugga...

    lordvader: Then the spooky taco decided to be a carnie folk.

    Admiral Mieler: And Admiral Mieler made his return!

    lordvader: Whohoo! I think I could hop like a pony and dance! I'm not alone anymore. So, as a way of saying thank you, the spooky taco throws a 50th birthday bash!

    EH_Phoenix: hi im back

    lordvader: In honor of Phoenix, the Russian March Orchestra came back! Woohoo! And they forgot to tune their instruments! Even better!

    Hebedee: meanwhile, everyone went back to the crime scene of the taco bell incident...

    EH_Phoenix: I got heartburn for THREE DAYS!!!!!!! because of this SPOOKY tasting taco!!!

    SD_RAKISHI: hehe I'm back

    lordvader: RAKISHI gets -- a year's supply of nothing! That's right folks! For the rest of his life, RAKISHI will have it no different then if he hadn't posted on this thread, except he wouldn't feel like he had been stiffed! Isn't that wonderful! j/k. Hmm. What do you get?

    I know! Spam, spam, spam in a can:
    --------
    | CAN |
    | O' |
    | SPAM |
    |______|
    Yumm.

    Knight of Dereth: [No sexually...explicit...behavior is accepted here. Do it again, and you shall be banned. -Arch]

    Admiral Mieler: And Admiral Mieler requested that the previous post be ignored.

    Admiral Mieler: For the taco's 50th birthday, he baked a spooky birthday cake.

    Enchilada_Man: Asi' que, los tacos de esta "historia" quisieron ir a la Casa Del Enchilada, pero no pueden, porque ellos no conocen donde la casa esta'.
    (Anyhew, the tacos of this "history" wanted to go to the Enchilada House, but they could not, for they do not know where the house is)

    --Enchilada Man, leader of the dessert planet Skokiaa!

    AoF_jks89: Oooh... Ban Land is fun.

    Admiral Mieler: Then a Canadian soccer player showed up and said...

    Nature_Paladin: AoF, welcome to ban land. Your post has been forwarded to Massassi Administrators. The content is not appropriate for these forums. Thank you.

    lordvader: What about knight of dereth! He try to make me complain about, umm, yeah. Well anyway, folks out there in heartburn land, disregard AOD and knight of dereth. They are cacas! Poop on them!

    SAJN_Master: THE END!

    lordvader: Okay! Disregard SAJN's post, and the next one to schwing-flink-chooga-wakka-zing-bam-bang-diddly gets called a schwing-flink-chooga-wakka-zing-bam-bang-diddlyer! And SAJN doesn't get anymore emergency rations!

    lordvader: The spooky taco then went on jeaopardy and then went to the best website in the world, http://web.archive.org/web/200301091...w.defstat.org/ the official
    Defenestration Station!

    matt_kenobi: Soon the strange Marching Band came and summoned the SuperMexicanman...

    Supermexicanman: Soy aqui! Los taquitos pensaron que yo quiero comer caca. La caca entran mi boca, pero no salir! Qui-qui-ri-qui!

    lordvader: My young spanish-speaking friend means "I am here! The little tacos thought I wanted to eat poop. The poop goes into my mouth, but not out. Cock-a-doodle-doo!".
    COUCHMAN IS BACK BABY

  7. #7
    supremo: And then the spooky taco died.

    Supermexicanman: No, dice yo! Supremo tiene caca por un cabeza! Caca! Caca fea! En facto, caca que es muy fea! Como supremo por dicir "And then the spooky taco died." El taco miedo viviendo! El taco miedo viviendo como jamon!

    lordvader: No, say I! Supremo has poop for a head! Poop! Ugly poop! In fact, poop that is very ugly! Like supremo for saying "And then the spooky taco died." The spooky taco lives! The spooky taco lives like ham!

    SD_RAKISHI: Too much homework...
    Too much school.....
    Must leave spooky taco thread....
    Bye-Bye.............

    lordvader: We will mourn this loss for approximately 0.000000000000000000000000135 pseudoseconds. Jakka Jakka says the stupid hawk, dive bombing out of a tree to eat RAKISHI'sbrains and then the hawk eats poop and I like to stuff because you know.

    Admiral Mieler: Bueno! Bueno!

    lordvader: Slinking monkeys are then you keyboard the start of the yak and then the mud. The spooky taco decided to gnaw on RAKISHI! NYAHAHAHAHUYAYAYAYAHAHAYAYAHAYAYHAHAHAYAHAAHAYAHAH AYAH!

    ChimeraUsagi: If the spooky taco is still around then may it infested with roaches.

    Admiral Mieler: Unfortunately, the roaches died before they could infect the taco.

    lordvader: The spooky taco then resumed his world-conquering quest. He went on to his local food emporium on an emporium-of-food eating rampage. He found the meaning of life in a cabbage head. "Ouch!" yelled the cabbage body.

    Hebedee: Then, soon after, the spooky taco took the cabbage and added it to the assortment of foods inside his shell.

    lordvader: Hebedee is back! Whoopee! The spooky taco then decided once again to conquer the world with his healthy cabbage contents!

    EH_Phoenix: Then Twinkie BoB Says HEY !!!!!!!!!!! I wanna battle you!!!

    lordvader: Mommy! Mommy! The spooky taco and twinky bob are fighting! Man, that's some serious carnage! Yaayy! The spooky taco won!

    lordvader: The spooky encouraged all his taco-loving friends here at the spooky taco thread to go over to http://web.archive.org/web/200301091...w.defstat.org/

    lordvader: The spooky taco was declared a RAKISHI-gnawer.

    RabidPlatypus: The spooky taco became a world hero because the arabian peninsula couldn't handle the pressure of large amounts of car exhaust pipes falling from the sky in a greedy rampage, bent on proving that the world was indeed flat like a piece of paper.

    lordvader: Through further study, it was found that they had it all wrond. The world is not flat like a piece of paper. The flat piece of paper is round like the world.

    Hebedee: Then Psycho Bob came to assist the spooky taco! They are on the same team!

    SD_RAKISHI: Hehe I'm back

    RabidPlatypus: The spooky taco doesn't share his plans of world domination with Psycho Bob so Bob pursues his lifelong dream of becoming a staple salesman.

    lordvader: Then, for no apparent reason, a pair of pants hit the spooky taco, knocking him into the world of apparent reasons.

    Hebedee: Bob then retrieved his pants, and pursued the world domination.

    lordvader: No! Hebedee was wrong. The world domination then retrieved his pants, and pursued Bob.

    RabidPlatypus: So let me get this straight, Heebede stole his own pants and pursued himself for a crossbreed between world domination and bob?

    lordvader: Mmmhmm...

    lordvader: Then something that seemed interesting when I thought of it happened.

    Hebedee: Nonono.
    Bob took his OWN pants becuase they hit the spooky taco and then took over with the plans to take over the world!

    lordvader: The common clothing implements refered to in spanish as "pantalones" which for some reason happened to belong to a person of the male gender whose name was comprised of the second letter of the american english alphabet, followed by the fifteenth letter or the american english alphabet, once again followed by the second hit oneself over (in spanish, "arriba") the head (cabeza), causing Alex Trebec to have a severe coloc irritation while eating a pastrami sandwich with cheese.

    RabidPlatypus: And so the sandwich became spooky because it gave alex trebec a spooky coinic irrigation method so the spooky sandwich teamed up with the spooky taco.

    RabidPlatypus: But then the spooky sandwich got moldy and died, so the spooky taco.....

    lordvader: Then, using a Devastating Dash Maneuver, the Spooky taco rejuvinated himself!

    Supermexicanman: Despues escuela, senor mooman era verde, pero despues el taco quien era un genio (como mi lapiz) aplasta la ventana, soy un pescador. Ahora en 733+ 5p34|<:|)3zpu3s 3z<|_|3|_4, z3|\|0|P |\/|00|\/|4|\| 3|P4 \/3|P|)3 p3|P0 |)3zp|_|3z 3|_ t4c0 q|_|13|\| 3|P4 |_| |\| g3|\|10 4p...

    lordvader: After school, Mr. mooman was green, but after the spooky taco who was a genius (like my pencil) flattened the window, I am a fisherman.

    Krig_the_Viking: A random audience member begins to wonder why this thread refuses to die...

    lordvader: Because it is the omnicient rahapulniminypulkaman.

    EH_Phoenix: Then out of no where a big fat smelly stinky slab of Mystery MEAT* COME OUT of no where!*his name is Mr. Meaty

    Electro: But then someone lets the dogs out, and they eat mr meaty
    Who let the dogz ouT? WHO? WHO? WHO? WHO? WHO?

    Admiral Mieler: Admiral Mieler realizes that this thread is no good anymore unless we get some new contributors.

    Hoard: All of a sudden, upon Meiler's wish, Hoard jumped into the picture!
    COUCHMAN IS BACK BABY

  8. #8
    DaFan: And me too!
    Suddenly the mauled, half-chewed, beaten up, lemming-filled Spooky Taco decided it was time for him to lay back and retire to an Island heard about* and spend the rest of his life trying to squint
    *called Knuttin Atoll

    lordvader: He squinted his way over to Defenstration Station!

    EH_Phoenix: AHHHHHHHHHHH... hello? anybody therrrrrrrrrrrreeeeeeeeee?????? guess not... sigh. how stupid is my sig. Spooky Taco?

    EH_Phoenix: AHHHHHHHHHHH... hello? anybody therrrrrrrrrrrreeeeeeeeee?????? guess not... sigh. how stupid is my sig. Spooky Taco?

    Hebedee: At the def. station he got transportation to the nearest medical facility and continued his plans for world domination.

    lordvader: The spooky taco taught himself how to do a backflip without assistance.

    moneyobie: His first backflip failed miserably, and his toppings (A.K.A insides) spilled out.

    Kieran Horn: and some pirahna-squrril hybrids strart eating them.

    lordvader: The spooky taco, for the third time, summoned up the russian march orchestra, but this time, to help him do a backflip.

    RabidPlatypus: So the russian orchestra decided that if they wrote 1 thousand and 2 blank checks (that is 25 in spanish, ola kaka ) that the spooky taco would succeed in his double quadruple backflip twist, as long as his fishing bait, a bald mans left wrist, was efficient enough to catch the, hello

    RabidPlatypus: woooohooo i finally remembered my password, i'm back

    Kieran Horn: and when he tryed it he landed flat on his face and everyone laughed there butts off!

    moneyobie: As his third attempt failed in disgrace, a monstrous rat:human hybrid broke through the glass panned window and rushed to eat the spooky taco, while howling "Yo quiero Taco Bell".

    moneyobie: The spooky taco reacts quickly, summoning a spork into his grasp to fend off the oncoming foe...

    Desire: But the Spooky Taco accidentally summoned the JK mod, SPORK, and.....

    SD_RAKISHI: and said, "What the heck am I supposed to do with a frikin' JK mod!"

    RabidPlatypus: Then the spooky taco remembered, aha, now I won't get hurt when i fall, I can also make my lightsaber double bladed, now, if i only had a lightsaber. Said the spooky taco. You know that reminds me of a hilarious anecdote. I was typing on my computer the other day when..... never mind continue from where i stopped about da spooky taco

    Admiral Mieler: "I guess I'll just fall and hope for the best," said the spooky taco, but he couldn't find anything to fall off of.

    SD_RAKISHI: "So I'll just take the elevator to another floor," said Spooky Taco. *Spooky Taco takes the elevator to another floor. Exits elevator and jumps out window.*

    SD_RAKISHI: Spooky Taco falls down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down ........ When is this fall gonna end? down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down
    Wait a minute. I have to let go of this ledge to fall. *Lets go of Ledge*

    Ahhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!

    Kieran Horn: and lands on his face and the rat moinster laughs is butt off.

    RabidPlatypus: Then the spooky taco finds out, in all his glory, that the floor he took the elevator to was the first floor, so when he hits the ground the impact splatters him into 3 pieces spread throughout the world. Now a noble hero must collect these pieces to create the ancient artifact that will destroy the evil Zazywallamuchi

    Desire: Yeah! I got the 300th post!
    Well anywayz, Spooky Taco fell off the building and he splattered his Spooky Beans all over the place. The beans spread throughout the galaxy, killing off all Massassian members, except the ones who participate in this thread. Thus all other posts were elimanated, because everybody died except for the people on this thread, and the only thread that was left was Spooky Taco.

    SD_RAKISHI: What are you talking about, Desire? I got the 300th post.

    RabidPlatypus: Umm your both wrong, it twas me

    RabidPlatypus: There is only one way to settle this

    RabidPlatypus: Lets see who gets #400

    RabidPlatypus: Back to the thread

    Desire: So anyway, after Spooky Taco splattered on the ground, it resurected itself like that guy in Terminator 2. But this new Spooky Taco was changed. It wasn't the old friendly, taco we all new. It was different. It was... It was... S>: went on an epic quest to find the three pieces of spooky taco, so he could reunite with his lost friend.

    RabidPlatypus: heh its like im, how are you people doing today?

    Admiral Mieler: The spooky taco can't be hurt by the fall because he enabled Spork! Try again.

    SD_RAKISHI: Doin' just fine Platypus. Say, is a platipus a bird, mammal, or a fish? It lays egg like a bird, has a beak and webbed feet like a duck, has fur like a mammal, and swims like a fish. Always seemd very confusing to me.
    But Spooky Taco forgot to activate Spork in Patch Commander so Spooky Taco errr.. I mean Spoky Taco splattered all over the ground.

    RabidPlatypus: Anyway so the spooky taco's mexican associate, a talking sombrero, went on an epic quest to find the three pieces of spooky taco, so he could reunite with his lost friend.

    RabidPlatypus: I'm not really sure what a platypus is, probably a mammal. I guess. I'd like to use a lifeline please.

    SD_RAKISHI: 100/0, call an admin, or ask the Massassians?

    RabidPlatypus: I don't know, lets just reply to the thread, lordvader will get mad at us. He is mean to me.

    RabidPlatypus: So the sombrero started his journey, heading to the first place he knew a part of the spooky taco was, australia.

    SD_RAKISHI: But he was delayed on his flight, becuase there's was no such thing as a flight that leaves on time. So the sombrero waited at the airport. Hour after Hour after Hour...

    RabidPlatypus: Then the sombrero had an idea! He would take a plane to australia, and from there, he would take another plane, this one on time, to australia! "man am I a genius" was what the sombrero would have thought if he had a brain.
    COUCHMAN IS BACK BABY

  9. #9
    Hebedee: phlnop!

    Hebedee: hey lordvader, what do you think about ST's character?!

    lordvader: Ok, new idea. Whoever is the first to post on a page owns it. Heeb, you own this page. The spooky taco used his super smelting ray to destroy all fishmongers!

    Hebedee: fishmongers!? Hah! No match for El Taco asustadizo! eat that fishmongers!

    lordvader: The spooky taco is a kind, caring, bloodthirsty, smeltzippy individual with a hunger for Dental Insurance Plans!

    Hebedee: *gasp* Dental Insurance plans? I ph34r the taco!

    lordvade: Yes, all you 1337 uns must ph34r the spooky taco. I will think about releasing a spooky taco skin for JK.

    Hebedee: it better respect the taco.

    Hebedee: R0x0r!

    lordvader: The spooky taco added an l to its name and got dental insurance! Now it is the spookly taco. Unfortunately, someone sniped the L so now it is still the spooky taco, but it does have a great dental plan!

    Hebedee: The L was actually a tooth and it got replaced! Spookly Taco!

    Hebedee: ph34r t3h sp0ky t4c0!!!!!!!!!!!!11

    lordvader: The spookly taco coined a new word! Scragglypun!

    Hebedee: ph34r!

    Hebedee: ddaaaaaaaang,.

    lordvader: The spooky taco summoned up the russian march orchestra [for what, the tenth time?] and conquered the toilet with grumblegrots!

    Tiggy12345: The spooky taco came across an arch nemesis he never met before. (Yes, that was a purposeful contradiction) The arch nemesis had cell like abilities and even had a piece of cheese from the spooky *spookly taco. He was ultimate and could not die, so long as a crumb of him was left. Dadadun! Taco Bell Bag -- It contains the whole menu!

    Tiggy12345: Taco Bell Bag also has to ability to trap enemies within him and gain their abilities.

    Hebedee: Then, all of the sudden, the russian march orchestra came up once again, this time with a tuba that also housed a.. nuke.. and started playing! when the nuke exploded, it took the Taco Bell Bag and the Russian March Orchestra with it. The March Orchestra will be back, but the bag is gone forever!

    Tiggy12345: A shrapnel of food was left in the desolate explosion, from it arose the Taco Bell Bag in another exposion. However, the explosion was so powerful it killed him completely. Oh well, I guess the taco bell bag is better off dead.

    Gebohq: (NSP: And I thought NeS had no plot...)
    *Meanwhile, the writers over at the Neverending Story Thread office look down the hall to see the writers of the spooky taco, who were playing with dolls and talking among themselves.*

    Geb the writer: Think we should wory about them? They're starting to compete with the Neverending story thread.

    Antestarr the writer: Nah. But I wish they'd stop taking all the coffee in the lounge...

    ---------------

    Oh and um.....the spooky taco, always thinking foremost about world domination, decided it would be best to start wearing tight and controversial outfits liek Madonna's.

    I_Know_The_Cheesy_Wookiee: And by wearing Madonna's clothing, the Spooky Taco became a Pop Star and was on MTV and got a record deal with Warner Bros..
    But then out of no where, a group of angered toilets lead by Madonna and a lawyer appeared....

    FH_PhoenixFlame: And then Joanna Dark comes out of nowhere and pulls out a Farsight and says: YOu cant run from me now Taco I went a round the world around the galaxy and they made a video game off of me and now I find what i was looking for!

    DaFan: Booyah!

    I_Know_The_Cheesy_Wookiee: Unfortunately the Taco couldn't sing so he blew out Dark's ears by singing Alto.

    Hebedee: Then everyone realized that they weren't l337 like the spooky taco and bowed down before him.

    FH_PhoenixFlame: Then the Spoky opps spooky taco ran for his life into a maze! But he didn't know that farsights can shoot through WALLS!!!! And kill in 1 hit!

    FH_PhoenixFlame: Then the Spoky opps spooky taco ran for his life into a maze! But he didn't know that farsights can shoot through WALLS!!!! And kill in 1 hit!

    FH_PhoenixFlame: double post srry

    RabidPlatypus: but unfortunately for the army koala, it ended before it started
    (I"m back)

    Hebedee: AND THEN JEFFK!!(TEH l33t p3rs0n) s4w t3h sp00ky t4c0 and siad "WHAO MR. SMARTEY MAN! YUO ARE VREY COL!" AND WENT 2 HSI KNEEZ!

    Hebedee: Whoops, l33t spasm right there.

    Gebohq: Dem hacker people sure are ed-ja-mah-kay-ted...
    The spooky taco, feeling pity for the 'L33T' hacker people who with J. Dark tried to kill him, set up a "hooked on phonics" session for them before going back to plotting more schemes to take over the candy factory--er... Switerland--I mean... the world, yeah.

    lordvader: And the spooky taco thread was mysteriously revived!

    I_Know_The_Cheesy_Wookiee: But the Spooky Taco knew that the communists would try to take the thread again, so he sent the Russian March Orchestra back to their homelands to make havoc.

    Hebedee: Then the spooky taco realized that he was the item of much fame and fear around the world. He realized that he WAS taking over the world, and he had little to go.

    The Rabid Chicken: Then a spaceship carrying green men with pointy objects came and poked

    the Spooky taco unconsious.

    lordvader: 397 people from the russian march orchestra ate the spooky taco, but vomited him up due to a pesky rodent.

    lordvader: 398

    lordvader: 399...
    COUCHMAN IS BACK BABY

  10. #10
    lordvader: 400!!!!! I own this page!

    lordvader: The spooky taco became 400 years old because of a liquid lunch. Let's all see if we can add 100 posts in a day!

    RabidPlatypus: and then the spooky taco said: Me gustan los tacos en los pantalones

    Han5678: The spooky taco got bad diharrea from all this mexican food.
    (sorry on spelling)

    RabidPlatypus: I am gas

    TSS_CapricusLDR: Is this thread STILL going?

    RabidPlatypus: WOOT yes it is, and it is the fastest growing thread, pretty soon the spooky taco will be the biggest thread. IIIIIIIIIINNNNNN YYYYYYYYYYOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUURRRRRRR FFFFFFFFFFAAAAAAAAAaAAACCCCCCCCEEEEEEEEE

    Squall275: THEN alll of a sudden the spooking taco grows from all of the posts and decide not to take over the world but to CARVE WOODEN RAINDEERS OUT OF THE EVIL TOILET OF DOOM'S PET 4x4 OF EVILNESS!

    Radice: Then Bob, the spider monkey, stomped on the spooky taco but then noticed he had sealed his fate when the taco ...

    Hebedee: Was reincarnated (along with the thread) and smashed the personage's head in with a rusty spike.

    Hebedee: Jeez people! Its the spooky taco! join the fun!

    Hebedee: Jeez people! Its the spooky taco! join the fun!

    lordvader: The spooky taco did something then went in some manner to some place.

    HCF_Duke: But then Duke, the evil and nasty dog, ate spooky taco...

    RabidPlatypus: I am gas

    RabidPlatypus: I am gas

    Electro: Then the spoky taco called upon his hundreds of thousands of minions, to look for a virgin to be his bride, but alas, because the minions where so stoopid they brought back richard branson. Taco:"Alas, you stoopid fools, i asked for a virgin, not the owner of virgin!"

    Minion1:"Well, we got onto earth, and his big head wa the first we saw!"

    Minion2:"ya we cant help it if this guy has VIRGIN printed all over his planes and trains, its an easy mistake to make"

    Taco:"SILENCE! i will get one myself"

    Then the spooky taco desended to earth, looking for his bride and he found....

    TSS_CapricusLDR: Mystic_Jupiter!

    lordvader: And then he made a pretty picture of flowers and bunnies. AND THEN HE ATE IT YOU INSIGNIFICANT POOPS!!!!!!!!!!!!!~~~~~~````11111`111111122111`1`1 111

    lordvader: The spooky taco grew, and grew, and grew.

    Electro: and grew, and grew, and grew, and grew, and grew, and grew, and grew, and grew, and grew, and grew, and grew, and grew, and grew, and grew, and grew, and grew, and grew, and grew, and grew, and grew, and grew, and grew, and grew, and grew, and grew, and grew, and grew, and grew, and grew, and grew, and grew, and grew, and grew, and grew, and grew, and grew, and grew, and grew, and grew, and grew, and grew, and grew, and grew, and grew, and grew, and grew, and grew, and grew, and grew, and grew, and grew, and grew, and grew, and popped *BANG*

    HCF_Duke: And Duke ate the pieces of the spooky taco and grew and grew and grew and grew and grew till he was 90 ft. tall and he started eating all of the spooky tacos and till there was 1 left and he fled...

    Electro: Then Electro rewound the tape back and HCF_Duke Shrunk and Shrunk and Shrunk and Shrunk and Shrunk, then electro pushed play and stepped on HCF_Duke

    JEDI_Rex: And then an Ice Cream man came and served Ice Creams to all the writers writing this story, and the evil nacho ate them all before the writers could...

    Electro: Then electro took his magic rubber and erased the evil nacho forever...

    RabidPlatypus: I am gas

    JEDI_Rex: But the evil nacho was actually the evil taco in disguise

    Electro: But the Spooky Taco then ate the Evil taco!

    RabidPlatypus: I am gas

    HCF_Duke: That was my dog Elector you st00pid person! Anyways... A few months later Duke was born again only to take revenge!!! 2 yrs. later he grew himself again and stepped on Electro and Duke's revenge was complete! Duke shurnk himself to normal size and went to the secret pet cave. He was talking to his fellow pets about a plan to wipe out the spooky taco race because the spooky taco race had taken over the earth! All of thier masters were taken by the spooky tacos and made slaves! They had to fulfill the prophecy of taking over the spooky
    taco race!(BTW this now a future time so all pets were made smarter) The prophecy revealed that all but 1 pet would survive! They were not sure who yet but tonight was the night they started the long war against the spooky taco! On a ridge they set up super habanaro sauce cannons!These cannons were made to prevent the spooky tacos from using and thus killing them out right! These cannon were set up all around the world and all the pets in the world were ready for the final battle! As dawn came up, the war started! The first shots were the sounds of the habanaro cannons firing on the spooky tacos! The pop. at the time was 9 million spooky tacos but after those cannons were fired there were only 8 million left! The pets charged after the spooky tacos with hot sauce packets around there necks ready to eat!! The war kept on going for 12 hours and the Duke was the only one that had died! The prophecy was fulfilled and the spooky taco race was wiped off the face of this planet! The human race was returned back to there normal homes! And the earth was saved from this evil race! But there lurking in the corner was a small bit of taco and started moving...

    THE END


    or is it?

    Electro: Electro re-spawned and ate the last bit on the spooky taco

    Tiggy12345: A MASSIVE NUCLEAR MISSILE WAS LAUNCHED AND BLEW UP ALL REMNANTS OF THE PLANET AND NO ONE HAD ANYWHERE TO GO, BE, OR PRETEND TO BE, PLUS THERE WAS NO OXYGEN. EVERYONE DIED!

    lordvader: Then the spooky taco used his super RPG power level 50 move and brought everyone back to life because he thought it might be interesting.

    Electro: Then Electro shot himself in the head repeatedly, splattering his brains on the wall behind him

    Alf: Then Alf wondered why he posted a reply here...

    Electro: Then Electro Un-Shot himself in the head

    HCF_Duke: Then a ghost came in from StarCraft and nuked all of those bad massassians!
    >=========> <------Nuke!

    Alf: Would it be too early to say:
    The End
    ?

    Electro: Then Electro used his |33+ ]-[4><0r S|<1||z to chage the flags of the nuke to dead, so the missle never detonated...

    Alf: The world was saved, and seeing his work was done, the spooky taco decided to retire.

    But would he stay in retirement?
    COUCHMAN IS BACK BABY

  11. #11
    RabidPlatypus: I am the state of matter distinguished from the solid and liquid states by relatively low density and viscosity, relatively great expansion and contraction with changes in pressure and temperature, the ability to diffuse readily, and the spontaneous tendency to become distributed uniformly throughout any container.

    RabidPlatypus: I own this page u stoops

    Hebedee: NO!

    Archimedes: This thread is *still* going??

    lordvader: The spooky taco turned into a telephone pole, and began to babble incessantly.

    Gareth: wow

    HCF_Duke: But the spooky taco picked the worst spot to be a telephone pole! He was chopped down and sent to a factory where he was chopped, diced, and shredded till he was no more....

    The End

    RabidPlatypus: I am a semiaquatic egg-laying mammal (Ornithorhynchus anatinus) of Australia and Tasmania, having a broad flat tail, webbed feet, and a snout resembling a duck's bill

    RabidPlatypus: I am also a nonmetallic element constituting 21 percent of the atmosphere by volume that occurs as a diatomic gas, O2, and in many compounds such as water and iron ore. It combines with most elements, is essential for plant and animal respiration, and is required for nearly all combustion. Atomic number 8; atomic weight 15.9994; melting point -218.4?C; boiling point -183.0?C; gas density at 0?C 1.429 grams per liter; valence 2.


    RabidPlatypus: I am an easily startled corn tortilla folded around a filling such as ground meat or cheese

    RabidPlatypus: and so the spooky taco decided to find his lost cousin, the rabid semiaquatic egg-laying mammal (Ornithorhynchus anatinus) of Australia and Tasmania, having a broad flat tail, webbed feet, and a snout resembling a duck's bill

    HCF_Duke: All stories must come to and end and this one did! So stop making more! The story is over! End of story!

    Admiral Mieler: HCF_Duke was run over by a truck, proving that misfortune will be the lot of all those who try to end this story.

    Electro: Cue ship scene, large explosion, cheesy computergame music.

    Narrator: In 2101 War was Beginning

    EL3CTRO: What Happern ?

    Hebedee: Someone set us up the bomb.

    RabidPlatypus: We get signal.

    EL3CTRO: What !

    RabidPlatypus: Main screen turn on.

    EL3CTRO: Its you !!

    Taco: How are you gentlemen !!

    Taco: All your base are belong to us.

    Taco: You are on the way to desruction.

    EL3CTRO: What you say !!

    Taco: You have no chance to survive make your time.

    Taco: HA HA HA HA ....

    HCF_Duke: *HCF_Duke had not been run over by the truck, but the truck was cut in half*

    Duke: Good thing I carried my lightsaber

    *Duke got into a ghost suit from StarCraft and found the spooky taco*

    *Duke cloaked himself and sent a nuke down and annihilated the spooky taco to his end*

    The End

    Electro: Then, just before the nuke hit, thew taco copyed and pated himself, so it was not gone.

    RabidPlatypus: and then the cheesy movie starts again:

    Taco: Now, since you have not agreed to my demands i will latch my toes together and use a cd burner on them

    ebedee: but what about the triple-flux auxillary power?

    Taco: that is the genius part of my plan, how many folders can you close before the knicks win an nba championship?

    RabidPlatypus: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

    HCF-Duke: look at me, kill me now, i'm not worthy of the spooky taco, I want to end the story, i am also the dog of the massassi temple, even though i'm not a dog and have no permission to be part of the massassi temple

    *electro slashes Duke with his lightsaber

    Electro: there that solves my intestine problem, now, mr. spooky taco sir, what are your demands, or do i have to go to a tanning salon and get a hermit crab to aid my in my quest of i'm going on an airplane?

    Taco: yes, here is my plan, I want you to get rid of

    Hcf-Duke: no that is impossible!

    RabidPlatypus: Wait a second, maybe if we quadruple the speed of the triple-auxillary power, we can make it to the second quadrant in time to play tic-tac-bar graphs

    Taco: Quit your insolent babbling, I challenge you to a duel of tic-tac-bar graphs the winner will have to never show his face nowhere again

    AND SO THE EPIC DUEL BEGAN

    HCF_Duke: When will you all learn that some stories must come to an end!
    *Duke was so mad that he chased the copied spooky taco and locked him down with a lockdown shell and shot him a few times with my canister rifle til he was in little bits!*

    The End

    Electro: Then the Taco re-materialised infront of HCF_Duke and shot him in the face. That was THE END of HCF_Duke.

    That means, according to him, that he CANT COME BACK!

    HCF_Duke: When the spooky taco when over for a look at the dead HCF_Duke, what he found was another ghost sent by HCF_Duke!!! The spooky taco burst into pieces when he was shot by the real HCF_Duke. He fired a nuke at the pieces of the spooky taco and there was nothing left of the spooky taco. HCF_Duke jumped back into his dropship and flew away.
    The End

    Stone Cold: Or is it?..... A mysterious figure lurking in the shadows was watching HCF_Duke destroy the Evil Taco an it was ::Creepy music plays:: The Evil Tacos clone The Even Eviler Than The Evil Taco Taco! And he started on his journey to take over the Star Wars Universe.

    Highemperor of the Force: The Even Eviller than the Evil Taco was a master strategist.He commandeered a Taco Bell Destroyer called the Mexican Chimaera, with Captain Pellaera commanding.

    Pellaera: Our scout ships are coming out of hyperspace now, sir.

    EETHET: Excellent, Captain Pellaera.

    Lieutenant Tschel: Sir! Four Rebel Assault Frigates have followed them!

    Pellaera: Jump into hyperspace at once!

    EETHET: Belay that order.

    *Ten Star Cruisers come out of hyperspace right behind the frigates*

    EETHET: Er, on second thought, jump into hyperspace.

    *The Mexican Chimaera does so*

    EETHET: I now have the second piece to the puzzle.

    Pellaera: And what puzzle is that?

    EETHET: Why, the only puzzle worth solving, of course. The complete, total, and utter destruction of the Rebellion.

    Pellaera: I see. What are your puzzle pieces?

    EETHET: The two components that will enable me to create a superweapon unheard of in the universe until now: a bean burrito and a person to eat it. Together, they will create the G.A.S. laser, which can destroy ANYTHING! Muhahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

    lordvader: The spooky taco took a bite out of crime. Crime bit him back. Then the taco got extremely mad at crime, and they got into a cat fight. The spooky taco eventually won, and summoned up the Russian March Orchestra for what must be the eight-hundredth time now.

    Krapitino: Al of a sudden, the spooky taco's arch rival, Beel, the frighteningly attractive burrito, burst out from a nearby sewer entrance.

    lordvader: Beel lashed out with all his might, and it seemed he would win, when...

    Krapitino: he was hit by a falling peice of airliner.

    lordvader: The falling piece of airliner got a little bit mad at falling, so it stopped,

    which wasn't so hard because it had already hit, and stopped moving. It then got kind of confused about how it could stop moving when already still, but we will omit that from the story.

    Krapitino: At that point Stephen Hawking walked in from a hole in the ground. Yes, walked. He built a robotic beetle with which he could rule the world, walk, and play the cello. But anyhoo, he spanked the peice of airplane for breaking the laws of physics (as well as that frighteningly attractive burrito) and sent the spooky taco to the African tundra with a gigantic belch.

    lordvader: The recoil did some cool stuff when Barbara Walters sued for something she was unable to remember, and for this reason, won the case.

    RabidPlatypus: and then the cheesy movie starts again:
    Taco: Now, since you have not agreed to my demands i will latch my toes together and use a cd burner on them

    Hebedee: but what about the triple-flux auxillary power?

    Taco: that is the genius part of my plan, how many folders can you close before the knicks win an nba championship?

    RabidPlatypus: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

    HCF-Duke: look at me, kill me now, i'm not worthy of the spooky taco, I want to end the story, i am also the dog of the massassi temple, even though i'm not a dog and have no permission to be part of the massassi temple

    *electro slashes Duke with his lightsaber

    Electro: there that solves my intestine problem, now, mr. spooky taco sir, what are your demands, or do i have to go to a tanning salon and get a hermit crab to aid my in my quest of i'm going on an airplane?

    Taco: yes, here is my plan, I want you to get rid of

    Hcf-Duke: no that is impossible!

    RabidPlatypus: Wait a second, maybe if we quadruple the speed of the triple-auxillary power, we can make it to the second quadrant in time to play tic-tac-bar graphs

    Taco: Quit your insolent babbling, I challenge you to a duel of tic-tac-bar graphs the winner will have to never show his face nowhere again

    AND SO THE EPIC DUEL BEGAN

    HCF_Duke: But the spooky taco started seeing all kinds of pixels...
    Taco: What the heck is going on???

    Then the spooky taco realized he was in the game JK on Drazen Isle!

    Taco: Wow I think I will relax!

    But just then a player by the name HCF_Duke came around the corner and shot him with a conc.The spooky taco realized he was an RBot! He grabbed a conc. and started blasting ppl. up! The spooky taco then got to enjoy his days blasting other ppl. to oblivion..... and enjoying the cuisine on Darzen Isle plus getting the sweet of the hotel!


    The End

    Electro: While all this was going on The Even Eviler Than The Evil Taco Taco purchased the small island off the coast of drazen isle, and planned his revenge...

    Stone Cold: While planning his conquest on Hazen Isle, The Even Eviler Than the Evil Taco Taco was nearing and end to his scheming, for he was almost done the scheme he was scheming before he started scheming the actuall scheme he would use.

    HCF_Duke: He would finish his scheme by booting the mayor out of town! Then he would take over Drazen Isle! The spooky taco and the mayor played a game of chess to see if the spooky taco could have an a election. The evil spooky taco won the game and they had an a election. They were tied in the election and only one vote was left! That vote was for me. And I voted for................................ The spooky taco! The spooky taco won the election and booted the mayor out of town and he enjoyed the rest of his life at Drazen Isle and it was time to kick back.....

    Electro: The The eviler(etc.) taco placed a nuclear device in he underwaterr cavens under drazen isle

    SD_RAKISHI: Unfortunately, Bill clinton just chartered the place for his upcoming
    *fundraiser*. Him and just about every other democrat got wiped out. Meanwhile, Bush was doing a rap concert in nearby JHS. A bunch of weary *Zoners* came in with the KWP mod and stuck it to em' with the Jukebox of Doom. Yeah Baby!

    Scorpio: *walks into the room*
    Looks around puzzeled.
    "What's going on?"

    SD_RAKISHI: Yeah, the thread's gotten weird lately

    GoryRain: one question was the taco evil or spooky?

    Electro: Now, cause the president and the ex-president were wiped out, the eviler taco took control of thw world
    COUCHMAN IS BACK BABY

  12. #12
    FH_PhoenixFlame: IM BACK!

    RabidPlatypus: PH-Phoenix became invisible so nobody saw his post and I own this page

    lordvader: epoletnac

    FH_PhoenixFlame: u is mean
    and rabid butt munchinflatypus ran around screaming about magic underwear

    lordvader: flabbery menkey arm

    FH_PhoenixFlame: uhh..... did capricus leave a long time ago i hope so cause i killed him (remembers the good old days)

    RabidPlatypus: I discovered the code! epoletnac is cantelope backwards, sorry for being mean Phoenix, here maybe this will make up for it <hands Phoenix an exploding box of gorrillas>

    RabidPlatypus: Supercalafragilisticexpealadocious

    TSS_CapricusLDR: "It's been, one week since we got the scene, cheating lovers and cousians that marry, 5 days since they had the show with the hermaphrodite, the slut and the crack ho, 3 days since we heard the tale about the guy who learned his woman was a shemale, yesterday it occured to me, that i've been watching a bit too much jerry springer!"

    Electro: Then, the eviler taco started a project to build a giant "laser" on the moon, but his mini sidekick started humpin the frikken laser.

    Electro: /me destroys capricus

    TSS_CapricusLDR: *TSS_CapricusLDR flushed Electro down the toilet*
    ahahahahahahaha

    Electro: /me gets outta the toilet.
    /me grabbs sniper rifle

    /me blows TSS_Capricus into oblivion.

    hUhUhU End of story.

    TSS_CapricusLDR:"TSS_CapricusLDR come back from oblivion*
    Nice tryp!

    *TSS_CapricusLDR grabs Electro's neck and twists*

    SNAP

    *Electro is dead*

    Electro: OUCH!

    RabidPlatypus: /me???? either u play worms too much or that is a command in some other game

    I don't know about.

    RabidPlatypus: And so, the spooky taco grew 5 fingers and a mouth

    Electro: /me is what you put if you want to do an action on IRC Chat

    FH_PhoenixFlame: wAs it a EVIL TOILET OF DOOM?????

    lordvader: 499

    lordvader: 500

    RabidPlatypus: OHhhh i see, I only had experience with that with worms, i had ICQ for a bit, now I remember, 501

    FalconZac: Blah blah blah, 502...
    (Note: disregard the above.)

    HCF_Duke: /me feeds the even eviler taco to the hungry soldiers
    /me gets into a fight with lordvader

    Xizor42: has this story gone anywhere???

    HCF_Duke: Nope....

    lordvader: plop

    Stone Cold: What the Even Eviler Than The Evil Taco Taco didnt know was that his arch enemy, The Even Stupider Then The Stupid HCF_Duke (No offense to Duke of course!!!!) Was saving the world from a comet. The Even Stupider Then The Stupid HCF_Duke was a Super Hero... But not a very bright one.

    HCF_Duke: Then I got a big sledgehammer and smashed the even stupider than the stupid HCF_Duke(which I'm not stupid but smart) to pieces and fed the pieces to hungry dogs and cats!

    Electro: 509

    lordvader: spantzogram

    SD_RAKISHI: back to the story:
    A publishing company came up to spooky taco and offered him a music video of his own withone of those millions of singer people out there (so many nowadays. And all those crappy songs.)

    Little did the taco know of the publisher's evil plan.....

    FH_PhoenixFlame: They made his name Taco spears! With songs like Opps... I Ate you again and Eat me Baby One More time!

    Hebedee: the Taco was revolted at this, and removed those songs from the planet by letting all taste his death meat. He then continued his plan for world domination by making every lose their memory and be trained from Intelligence childhood to be followers of the Spooky Taco.

    HCF_Duke: But all massassians were immune to the spooky taco and we attacked the spooky taco...

    Gundam Blackstealth: out of nowhere the, spooky potato forms

    HCF_Duke: Then Brian, ******, Hebedee, and the other admins. used their powers and deleted the spooky potato forums and then they banned the spooky taco...

    RabidPlatypus: How about we stop with the story and have a nice quiet conversation. How should i start? ah yes, so anyawys, what is your opinion on global warming?.....

    Star_Ghost: Uhhhh... ask LordVader...

    HCF_Duke: Oh sorry... for usin my other nick...
    COUCHMAN IS BACK BABY

  13. #13
    Pengun: Suddenly I realised I was not reading this story and have not made any contribution to it.

    Wuss: Jamon! Jamon! Jamon! Muy Bueno!

    Wuss: The spooky taco runs up and kicks Pengun! Then the taco and eats his lungs!

    RabidPlatypus: Haha Duke called me Rabis again not sure if that was deliberate but...

    HCF_Duke: hehe sorry Rabid

    happydud: then the evil taco ask anyone whois listening, "do we have lives?"

    happydud: then the evil taco ask anyone whois listening, "do we have lives?"

    Wuss: And then the Communist Taco screamed, "YES, WE DO! AND WE HAVE LUNGS!"

    FH_PhoenixFlame: Then he said, "Let the puse flamingos fall! Our project Operation Port-o-potty is now operational!!"
    [This message has been edited by ???? (edited April 21, 2001).]

    Wuss: LONG LIVE OPERATION PORT-0-POTTY!

    RabidPlatypus: Wuss, how'd you get out of your leash?

    Wuss: There is no spoon...
    And thus, there is no leash...

    lordvader: The leash encapsulated the taco in a ring of flaming Menkeys, and...

    RabidPlatypus: Yes.... menkeys.....

    Wuss: And then the gelatin inverted itself, while the menkeys sang a balad about Life, Love, and All Things Spongy.

    OutSane: And then all of a sudden all of the Menkeys' BRAINS EXPLODED AND THER ER WAS BLOODK EVERWHERE AND EVERYBODY DIED!!!!!!!!!!!!! AAAH H AH AH A A HAHAHA. HA. And then the Paper Spider Man ran up the wall screaming, "CHUCKA CHUCKA CHUCKA CHUCKA"

    Outsane: And he saw the Evil Triangle and it SMILED at him!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

    RabidPlatypus: hehe what's with all these new people........
    I have sun tan lotion

    Wuss: I am weasel.
    I am weasel.
    I am weasel.
    I am weasel.
    I am weasel.
    I am weasel.
    I am weasel.
    I am weasel.
    I am weasel.
    I am weasel.
    I am orange.
    I am weasel.
    I am weasel.
    I am weasel.
    I am weasel.

    Wuss: Originally posted by RabidPlatypus:
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    lordvader: The Evil Triangle turned into an evil nonagon and began to yell at himself.

    RabidPlatypus: hey Wuss how do you do that quote thing?

    RabidPlatypus: OHHHH i see i think

    RabidPlatypus: Why thank you duke

    Wuss: woo+! Quotage!

    RabidPlatypus: HEHEEEEEEHAHAHAHAAH

    Wuss: I am orange.
    I am orange.
    I am orange.
    I am orange.
    I am orange.
    I am orange.
    I am orange.
    I am orange.
    I am weasel.
    I am orange.
    I am orange.
    I am orange.

    Wuss: I am an easily startled corn tortilla folded around a filling such as ground meat or cheese

    lordvader: The spooky taco sang a lot.

    Wuss: Sp00kay tortilla shell-0 es muy bueno!
    Cantar! Cantar! Cantar!
    El gato es lunes!
    Yo quiero lunes de el gato!

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    Wuss: I... I... I like the alphabet.

    RabidPlatypus: I find this an appropriate time to unveal my plan for world dominationnn. FOOLS

    Xizor42: And the spooky taco killed platypus for being annoying. Xizor42 got mad at the taco and decided to edit his message a lot.

    Xizor42: *dances a jig*

    Wuss: Then the sp00kay taco danced a jig on my keyboard:
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    THE SPOOKAY TACO IS A GOOD DANCER!!!1
    THE SPOOKAY TACO IS A GOOD DANCER!!!1
    THE SPOOKAY TACO IS A GOOD DANCER!!!1

    RabidPlatypus: I got a question, how come I'm always the one targetted as being annoying?

    Wuss: ooIcker ooIcker ooIcker!
    The sp00kay taco said the word 'Bagle' slowly.

    "Baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaagle"
    COUCHMAN IS BACK BABY

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    lordvader: I AM TEH 600TH POST!

    Wuss: I AM TEH 601TH POST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111

    And the Sp00kay taco licked a yummy gummy chicken!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111

    RabidPlatypus: Originally posted by The Spooky Taco:

    "Baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaagle"

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    Wuss: No one to frag?

    hamsterboy: And the Spooky Taco conquered the world but the world wasnt enough so he set out to capture the galaxy!

    MajiK6pt5: Then the spooky taco was consumed by an ever-psychedelic rabbit, the terrible Rabbit of Psychaedaeliaea!!!
    After thouroughly masticating the spooky taco, he devoured it and then proclaimed with a loud sniffle: "I am the Rabbit of Psychaedaeliaea!!! Ruler of all spooky tacos and pencil lead, too!!!"

    Wuss: Spooky Taco: The Musical!!!
    lalalalalalalalalalalalala!


    tra-la-la-la-la!
    tra-la-la-la-la!
    tra-la-la-la-la!

    tra-la-la-la-la!
    tra-la-la-la-la!
    tra-la-la-la-la!

    lalalalalalalalala!

    IS_ford1342: [music]i am the spooky ta-co,
    i try to conquer earth every daaaaaaaay.
    i don not look like dr. spock-o,
    i never want to look that way.[/music]

    Wuss: Phaaaaaaaaaaaaaaantom of the Spooky Taco is there, insiiiiiiiide the Mexican Opera!!!!

    Chaoz_Freak: then the rabbit ****ed out the spooky taco with nasty smelling **** and the spooky toco lived on!!


    lordvader:

    DemonicMurray1: Good Burrito could not defeat the power of the Spooky Taco, so the Spooky Taco once again ruled supreme! Bwahahahaha!

    Farix: Then the Spooky taco remembered that this was the anneversery of the day he killed Al Gore, so he...

    RabidPlatypus: HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERE's JOHNNY

    lordvader: the spooky taco ate johnny

    Wuss: Johnny died.

    Dormouse: but soon Johnny found himself on a guided tour of hell , with a rather irritating tour guide , who he ditched and made a mad run for heaven , where he amused himself by making people's heads explode..erm..
    [am i the only one who's read Johnny the Homicidal Maniac ? quite amusing comic book series by Jhonen Vasquez.:]

    peace.
    -dormouse

    Wuss: And then Johnny died again.

    Wuss: And th3n h3 join3d the 0rch3s+ra!!!1

    Hebedee: He didn't join any orchestra, but the greatest orchestra. From Russia. They march. They are the Russian March Orchestra.

    Farix: Then the April Orchestra came and destroyed them...

    Wuss: Th3n the Russian March Orchestra beat the April Orchestra into little bite-sized pieces and ate them! Yum! Yum! Yum! Yum! Yum! Yum! Yum! Yum! Yum! Yum! Yum! Yum! Yum! Yum! Yum! Yum! Yum! Yum! Yum! Yum! Yum! Yum! Yum! Yum! Yum! Yum! Yum! Yum! Yum! Yum! Yum! Yum! Yum! Yum! Yum! Yum! Yum! Yum! Yum! Yum! Yum! Yum! Yum! Yum! Yum! Yum! Yum! Yum! Yum! Yum! Yum! Yum! Yum! Yum! Yum! Yum! Yum! Yum! Yum! Yum! Yum! Yum! Yum! Yum! Yum! Yum! Yum! Yum! Yum! Yum! Yum! Yum! Yum! Yum! Yum! Yum! Yum! Yum!

    lordvader: All the yums turned into large paperclips which assimilated people and all merged into the spooky taco, giving him as much strength as if he had chugged down the world supply of Ensure and greased his armpits with a mixture of peanut and tuna oil and elbow grease.

    lordvader: And then...

    Wuss: KA-BOOM!

    happydud: boy! this taco sure gets around. I remember the day he first came out of taco bell sniffle sniffle

    Wuss: And then the Canadians ate the taco!
    And then...

    Blue Senate Guard: The ACLU sued the taco for discriminating against good burritos, Canadians, and Johnny, and then sued the paper clips for lead content, then the Russian orchestra for playing a b-flat, which offended Johnny, and then Johnny, for eating the taco but discriminating against the good burrito, and then the Massassi Temple Forums for posting the story, and then me for telling you about it.....

    Electro: 629

    Wuss: 630

    Wuss: And th3n teh sp00kay ta<0 a+3 teh # 631!!!!11

    lordvader: HE ATE HTEH MNUCBETAR %!&#^ 6365

    Wuss: aNd th3n teh # 1242343234234 e><pl0d3d!!!!!1
    KA-BoOm!
    KA-BoOm!
    KA-BoOm!
    KA-BoOm!KA-BoOm!KA-BoOm!KA-BoOm!KA-BoOm!
    KA-BoOm!
    KA-BoOm!
    KA-BoOm!KA-BoOm!
    KA-BoOm!

    RabidPlatypus: Gonna give this HA><or sp33k a try eh?
    2192837401932874039281740129384

    How did i do?
    I am L33T

    lordvader: I SI GOESING TO SMATTER YUO WITH EPICENTARS FOR EATEING TEH HAXOR REPTUATIARN!! IT SI LIEK THIS:::
    I S1 4 1337 H4><0R D00D 4|\| YU0 S1 N07!!!11111111```12`12

    Wuss: hphphhuh9huh0770hh70h070h7h70h77hh7h7hhknbbnnbbnbn mnbbbhjhhbkkjcxvg09f80978fg07df79989g7889sd0f9s907 8df9078sd09f8g9078sf09g50978d90gf78sd90fg7890sfdg7 89sd90fg8907sdf908gs908dfg8907 ds9f08g7890sdf09gsf90dg7890sfg7890sfg9807sfg97809g f870f90g9870sfg8970fg7890fg789090fg8______________ __________________________________________________ ______________________________ __________________________________________________ __________________________________________________ __________________________________________________ ______________________________ __________________________________________________ __________________________________________________ __________________________________________________ ______________________________ __________________________________________________ __________________________________________________ _____________________________________________44444 44____________________________ ______________________________________

    Wuss: Originally posted by lordvader:
    Useful Spanish Phrases:
    I apologize for the state of your mustache.
    Me disculpo por el estado de su bigote.
    The telephone has instructed me to eat a fire hydrant.
    El tel?no me ha mandado comer una boca de riego de fuego.
    The chicken sniffed the bomb before I could do anything about the pasta salad.
    El pollo oli?? bomba antes de que podr?hacer cualquier cosa sobre la ensalada de las pastas.
    I release gas in the same manner as a bowl of orange soup.
    Versi??l gas de manera semejante como taz??e fuente de sopa anaranjada.

    WookieeHam: But the spooky taco had Johnnie Cochran as his attorney, and was able to |)3$+|20Y the ACLU.

    IS_ford1342: and then the spooky taco said |=v<|< V
    /-\|_|_! Im going home, and i forbid any of you to speak of me again.
    COUCHMAN IS BACK BABY

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    lordvader: lolololololololololololololololol

    RabidPlatypus: lololololololololol?

    lordvader: ololololololololololololololololololololololololol ololololololololololololololololololololololololol ololololololololololololololololololololololololol ololololololololololol

    IS_ford1342: ummm yeah...

    Blue Senate Guard: Pepcid ac anyone?

    Wuss: Apple fritters.

    RabidPlatypus: Once you pop the fun don't stop

    lordvader: Who wants Pepto Bismol?

    lordvader: The spooky taco did the following:

    Wuss: H3 at3 teh apple fritters and th3n h3...

    RabidPlatypus: kept popping but the fun wouldn't stoppin

    Wuss: POP!
    POP!
    POP!
    POP!
    POP!
    POP!

    Wuss: POP goes the Sp00kay Weasel!

    Grashopper4232: all of the sudden the great jelly roll from tanzania came and took away the the sppoky taco's underwear...

    Wuss: But the underwear was radioactive and killed all the people!

    IS_ford1342: The spooky taco came and ate everyone who mentioned his name on this or any other forum.

    Wuss: R/-\d|0/-\<+|\/3!!!!!!!!

    Wuss: Originally posted by DaFan:
    After saving he yelled out "Hi!" but didn't like it so, he edited his message a lot...
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    Gebohq: I remember back when this thread involved the spooky taco. Shame on you for simply posting to try and top The Neverending Story Thread in mere post numbers. For you may one day surpass in number, but never in quality!
    Course, that won't stop NeS from waging war! Oh yes, war it is! Er, now if only I knew what we were waging war with...

    lordvader: AND NOW I INTREDUCES TEH SUPAR RRPG SPOOKAY TACKO MOED1!1111! HAHAHAHA! TEH SPLLKY TAKO RPG STATIS:
    38473128947 HP
    32438 SUPAR ATTACK
    213912348941 MAGECKAL HEALEING POWARS
    1231234 HAXOR ABELITES
    NOW WE WUILL PLAT TEH RPG MODED!!!!

    Wuss: Sp00kay TaC0 es muy muy muy buen0!!!!111
    Teh spook3ry taCO li\?||S|es on!!!!!!!!111


    W3 shlal 0v3rc0m3 teh NeS!!!!!!1111


    teh suPar ajks dfja si tebh spooky tAAAAAA<o!

    RabidPlatypus: Originally posted by Gebohq:
    I remember back when this thread involved the spooky taco. Shame on you for simply posting to try and top The Neverending Story Thread in mere post numbers. For you may one day surpass in number, but never in quality!
    Course, that won't stop NeS from waging war! Oh yes, war it is! Er, now if only I knew what we were waging war with...



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    I beg to differ my friend, quality comes from the emotions u get from reading a story, I get a few good laughs from the spooky taco. As for the neverending story, i would read it but i got more important things to do like stare at a table.

    "Shame on you for simply posting to try and top The Neverending Story Thread"

    We just trying to have some fun master.

    "For you may one day surpass in number, but never in quality!"

    Already told u about quality.... i got a better sentence.... You can surprass us in quantity but not quality, pretty catchy eh?

    "Course, that won't stop NeS from waging war! Oh yes, war it is! Er, now if only I knew what we were waging war with..."

    I'm sure

    lordvader: THEAS THREAD HAS MUCH QUALITEY NO MORE FLYING DISCK MAN!!!!1 SUPAR RPG SPOOKAY TACKO USAS TEH 53294 HP SUPAR ATTACK ON TEH FLOAR.

    Wuss: Teh taco ate all teh peoples!
    Teh peoples, teh peoples, eat all teh peoples!

    lordvader: It is a dark gloomy night. A man is calmly and suavely walking down the street. Suddenly, the Spooky Taco jumps out of an alley, doing an aerial cartwheel, firing with a semiautomatic at the man. This man is the root of all evil, the notorious TACO HATER. However, his intellect and cunning are quite evident as he blocks all the shots with a bulletproof umbrella. He entangles our heroic taco with a strong rope, and it seems all is lost as he pulls out a sawed off shotgun, and is about to blow off its head when--

    Wuss: Suddenly, the fantastic bowl of banana pudding leapt from the shadows and impaled the TACO HATER with a sharp pineapple, thus saving the Spooky Taco. And then...

    Aglar: People actualy use this forum?

    lordvader: The fantastic bown of banana pudding was hailed as a hero.

    Gebohq: (Wow, you actually took my post seriously, Mr. Rabid! And to what you said in reply to my previous post, uh... whatever you say Anywhos--)
    The spooky taco, having so easily defeated the TACO HATER, was ready to go back to his life of planning for world domination when Enchilada man stepped in front of him! Gasp! What will happen now? Probably nothing much, but who knows...

    ~Geb

    RabidPlatypus: I wasn't being serious i was being sarcastic

    lordvader: However, the earth's gravitational field focused itself on enchilada man, and he got squashed.

    Wuss: And then the Sp00kay taco ate Aglar.
    Then the pudding inverted itself thus masticating the sempiternal confrere.

    DemonicMurray1: After the Spooky Taco ate Aglar, it started feeling strange. Then it happened, then it changed. The Spooky Taco began to mutate into a....... SPOOKY ADMINISTRATOR TACO!

    Wuss: The Sp00kay taco banned himself and he was sad! His sadness abolished the army of flying beaver-monkeys!

    -3.428: but then he turned into a flock of soccer playing jelly fish that fly and shout: "A"

    Wuss: Blast.

    Janitor Bob: I do! It helps soothe your stomach from eating those spicy spooky tacos!

    Wuss: And then the frim frim foozle-gooozer hobble-gobbled his way to Mexico, Land of the Spicy Fweegynartos.

    Wuss: Originally posted by Gebohq:
    What, did I hear Morris the Cat?

    RabidPlatypus: Originally posted by -3.428:
    please ban me
    COUCHMAN IS BACK BABY

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    There is only one valid response:

    <3

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    The Spooky Taco leapt naked out of a birthday cake, announcing his triumphant return.
    COUCHMAN IS BACK BABY

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    At whitch point toxic gas spewed out of the cake.

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    "How lovely!"
    COUCHMAN IS BACK BABY

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    At which point an old brit replied
    "Ah yes isn't it? Much better then dumping our tea old bean!"
    Then he died.

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    The spooky taco felt a bit lonely, though would never admit it. The spooky taco, however, was definately miffed that it was not receiving the attention it felt it deserved, so the spooky taco did the only thing it could do...

    The spooky taco made a myspace page.
    Featured ISB thread: The Never-ending Story Thread^2

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    "WHAT THE EFFIN EFF!" screamed the Taco.

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    "Full speed!" screamed the Spooky Taco as he lit the afterburners and kicked it into overdrive.

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    I am famous

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    At this very momemt out of nowhere a small rock shaped oddly like President Al Gores head smacked the taco in the...Do tacos have a head? Anyway the taco was so stunned by this abrupt impact that he slammed his... Area containing his brain unto a button oddly marked "Create Spaceship"

    Then...

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    DANCING

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    If you call jumping up and down and bobbing to repetitive music, yes, there was lots and lots of dancing.

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    The spaceship that was created was actually a giant boombox. The taco danced.

    But it exploded showering the taco with debri. So he ate it.

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    The spooky taco then thought of itself as a spaceship and starting flying dangerously close to a crossover...

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    But he ended up hitting the USS Enterprise on his way.

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    Then the taco merged with the warp core, forced to listen to cheesy Federation engineer one-liners for two weeks until the spooky taco could escape.

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    LESS DANCING

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    MORE COWBELL!

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    The Spooky Taco ate Christopher Walken.

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    Due to all his over eating. Thetaco was now what the y call "American"

    600 pound obese and lazy.
    HOW WILL THE TACO SURVIVE?
    Will he die by a heart attack?
    TUNE IN NEXT POST!

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    Suddenly Hitler And Stalin apeared in a fistifght to end all fistfights.

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    The spooky taco would have none of it, however, and from discarded wine boxes and hardboiled walnuts he built a Great Wall of Cleveland (for that was where they were at the time) between the two combatants.
    If you think the waiters are rude, you should see the manager.

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    Then a drunk pteradactyl flew into the side of it.

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    Fortunately, the wall still stood.
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