Maybe I am... maybe I'm not...
lol
Maybe I am... maybe I'm not...
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>Liberius when he's not on Massassi<
When truth......stretches, so......do you.
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I really am working on something.
It's just taking a long time.
So cut me some slack, boss.
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>Liberius when he's not on Massassi<
"Ain't your boss," the boss said.
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He was talking to ME, Geb.
You WERE, were you not, Lib?
You better have been, or else!
Last thing heard: "Pull the plug!"
He met her on his wedding!
We cannot let this thread die!
It is just too much fun!
Quick, someone post something really funny!
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>Liberius when he's not on Massassi<
Funny? Okay, look at my face.
host boss stranger lover daughter hostess
Just another attempt to try something different with telling the story via formatting.
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That last sentence wasn't six words!
You heretic! I curse your pinky!
It will shrivel up and wither!
Look at all my exclamation marks!!!!!!
Six words, sex wards... same difference.
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Oh ****, where's my pants at?
Holy soap opera Batman. - FGR
DARWIN WILL PREVENT THE DOWNFALL OF OUR RACE. - Rob
Free Jin!
It's Geb's birthday, lets eat cake!
Holy soap opera Batman. - FGR
DARWIN WILL PREVENT THE DOWNFALL OF OUR RACE. - Rob
Free Jin!
"Mmm...tasty," said the cake eater.
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FYI: The cake is a lie.
The same goes for genki's pants.
幻術
Cliche Portal references for the win!
Everything was true, especially the lies.
(I am shamelessly ripping from DS9.)
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Live long and prosper, Vulcans say.
(Shamelessly ripping Star Trek? Me too!)
Some infamous quotes from a co-worker:
"It's extremely rare to be me."
"I want to go into myself."
[and what don't slugs like?] "Mazes?"
"What am I, a ginger cookie?"
"Cookies and kids are the same."
"There you go -- root beer pudding."
I wanna hear Geb's infamous quotes!
You know, stuff that he says.
Still, that random co-worker is wacky.
But Geb is even more so!
Isn't it great resurrecting old threads?
...Is giving dead threads love necrophilia?
C Y R U N X.
An experiment in single-letter 'words' - if only it ended up spelling out a word that was obviously tied into the same story.
I'm back! Are you not happy?
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>Liberius when he's not on Massassi<
April Fool's is for the fools.
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Said the most foolish of fools.
"Where is your God now, angel?"
An attempt to make a normally dramatic line potentially more mundane. I've noticed most of my six-word "stories" are very incomplete as traditional beginning-middle-end stories, and I think they'd all be pretty useful to use. It still makes a good exercise for me regardless.
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"Where is your angel now, God?"
"Lucifer? He tripped, fell waaaaaaaaaaay down."
He dies, then lives, then begets.
(Just thought of reversing the standard 'life' story of being born, living, and dying. Funny enough, this seems to come off as the shorthand of what is at the crux of Christianity - the savior dies, then is alive again, and begets new life for those who follow. I might have to think of other standards to reverse and see if they link up with any other known stories.)
He died as he had lived.
Balancing beer bottles on his head.
(Geb, be advised: these're for you.)
Buy big beer bottles by boatloads.
Gaggles of giggling girls gargled glottally.
Moved across country, didn't lose kidneys.
Holy soap opera Batman. - FGR
DARWIN WILL PREVENT THE DOWNFALL OF OUR RACE. - Rob
Free Jin!
Establishments conflict. Conflict resolves. Establishments resolve.
Without 'art' the earth is 'eh'.
(Writing the first experiment six-word story above lead me to think of the six-word quote. For the first six-word story, thinking "a story with a beginning and middle, a middle and end, and a beginning and end" made me realize that a story can be interesting without a clear ending, and it can be interesting with no clear establishing context, and it's unlikely to be interesting without knowing what happens in between, typically the conflict. Nothing earth-shattering, obviously, and I find it a convenient reminder.)
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O.! I.C.A.B.--Y?
(Yup, another silly single-letter only 'six word' story if read out loud)
The end? Or to be continued...
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