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Someone explain to me what this means...
2008-10-24, 7:06 PM #1
[http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v308/Echoness101/cookie.jpg]

I know you must run out of material to write in fortune cookies after so many decades. But ...I don't get it.
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2008-10-24, 7:08 PM #2
You know how people say, "If I told you, I'd have to kill you"? Well, if I told you what that fortune means, I think I'd have to kill myself.
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2008-10-24, 7:11 PM #3
I don't believe you because The Master doesn't believe you.
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2008-10-24, 7:14 PM #4
IT means the master isn't screwing your spouse.
2008-10-24, 7:15 PM #5
the only way i know how to explain it is

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2008-10-24, 7:22 PM #6
Originally posted by Squirrel King:
IT means the master isn't screwing your spouse.


Where are your manners. It's "Master" with a capitol M. It's an obviously an important being whom I need to highly consider the opinion of.
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2008-10-24, 7:29 PM #7
So someones higher power is saying you are always right when arguing with your other half? HELL YEA
2008-10-24, 7:50 PM #8
It's almost grammatically correct. It reads 'The Master does not take the same side as your spouse.'
2008-10-24, 7:50 PM #9
It's clear enough to me. The master doesn't take sides.

Sorta like how the master of America doesn't really care whether Obama or McCain wins, because both are acceptable choices for figurehead.
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2008-10-24, 9:45 PM #10
Originally posted by ECHOMAN:
Where are your manners. It's "Master" with a capitol M. It's an obviously an important being whom I need to highly consider the opinion of.


You ended a sentence with a preposition. You *******!

Seriously though, I had a fortune that said "Have a nice day" once.
Pissed Off?
2008-10-24, 9:56 PM #11
Originally posted by JM:
It's almost grammatically correct. It reads 'The Master does not take the same side as your spouse.'


I read it more as 'The Master does not take sides. Nor does your spouse.' Which makes sense I guess because you can't ever ever ever win a fight with a woman

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2008-10-24, 10:16 PM #12
Originally posted by Freelancer:
It's clear enough to me. The master doesn't take sides.


To be honest, I sometimes look at it this way:

The Master (being you after some experience or whatever) doesn't "take sides," which is the same quality as your spouse, who also doesn't take sides?
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2008-10-24, 10:19 PM #13
I think it makes the mose sense if you read it as

"A master doesn't take sides. Neither should a spouse."

Because then it's actually advising you of something and fulfilling its duty as sagely wisdom.
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2008-10-25, 12:47 AM #14
It means, your spouse is cheating on you. You should too, if you want to be the Master.
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2008-10-25, 6:57 AM #15
[http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/5/5d/Themasters.png]

Foo's.
nope.
2008-10-25, 7:05 AM #16
...in bed.
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2008-10-25, 7:14 AM #17
...EXCEPT in bed.

2008-10-25, 7:16 AM #18
Neither of them take sides, they take it from behind instead.

I couldn't resist.
2008-10-25, 7:33 AM #19
I got one the other day that said "God will give you everything that you want"... was kinda bizarre.
2008-10-25, 7:34 AM #20
Pfft, that'd be their backside.

:ninja:
nope.
2008-10-25, 7:53 AM #21
Originally posted by Baconfish:
[http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/5/5d/Themasters.png]

Foo's.


For those not getting it:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Master_(Doctor_Who)
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2008-10-25, 7:58 AM #22
Why do you have to ruin EVERYTHING?
nope.
2008-10-25, 7:10 PM #23
I thought it might mean that the Master does not take sides in the same manner as your spouse, meaning that the Master will not favour you.

Or maybe it means the opposite of that and the Master will favour you but your wife wont because she's a whore.
2008-10-25, 7:11 PM #24
What the hell is up with the 2nd guy? (Only watched a couple random episodes of the show)
2008-10-25, 10:24 PM #25
Originally posted by Squirrel King:
What the hell is up with the 2nd guy? (Only watched a couple random episodes of the show)


If you'd read the article..

Quote:
In his next appearance, in The Deadly Assassin (1976), the Master (played by Peter Pratt under heavy make-up) appears as an emaciated, decaying wreck, at the end of his thirteenth and final life.
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2008-10-26, 2:27 AM #26
it means you need to buy lube
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2008-10-27, 12:57 AM #27
Originally posted by Squirrel King:
What the hell is up with the 2nd guy? (Only watched a couple random episodes of the show)


he stared into the untempered schism...


...i'll untemper your schism...
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2012-08-28, 7:09 PM #28
The actual quote may be: "The Master doesn't take sides; she welcomes both saints and sinners.", from Tao Te Ching...
2012-08-28, 7:38 PM #29
Originally posted by Treyver:
The actual quote may be: "The Master doesn't take sides; she welcomes both saints and sinners.", from Tao Te Ching...

You registered an account just for some four year old necrothread action?

That's weird, dude.
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2012-08-28, 7:40 PM #30
Well then...

Looks like my question was answered 4 years later.

Thanks...
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2012-08-28, 8:11 PM #31
I thought this was shaping up to be an interesting and humorous discussion that would revitalize the community and remind us all of why we enjoy Massassi so much.

FOILED AGAIN!
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2012-08-28, 8:26 PM #32
don't be stupid tracebaby

don't be
2012-08-29, 1:31 AM #33
Your face is foiled again.
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2012-08-29, 3:05 PM #34
Greatest necro
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2012-08-29, 7:12 PM #35
your face is your face
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2012-08-30, 5:06 AM #36
Originally posted by Pommy:
I think it makes the mose sense if you read it as

"A master doesn't take sides. Neither should a spouse."

Because then it's actually advising you of something and fulfilling its duty as sagely wisdom.


The way I understood it was "The Master doesn't take sides. Unlike your spouse."

EDIT: Woah, necrothread.
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2012-08-30, 7:00 AM #37
Best thread. Also this has a terrible color scheme on my phone.
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2012-08-31, 2:26 AM #38

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