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☖ Forums → Discussion Forum → Hostess is going out of business!?
Hostess is going out of business!?
2012-11-16, 8:50 AM #1
Well, looks like the makers of twinkies are going out of business, selling off their assets and laying off 18,500 workers.

www.csmonitor.com/Hostess
Welcome to the douchebag club. We'd give you some cookies, but some douche ate all of them. -Rob
2012-11-16, 9:19 AM #2
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t2mU6USTBRE#t=0m29s
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2012-11-16, 9:45 AM #3
LITTLE DEBBIE VICTORIOUS
2012-11-16, 11:23 AM #4
Ding Dong the witch is dead

-ahahahahahaha
2012-11-16, 11:42 AM #5
I understand they make a food-based product called "Devil Dogs". I further understand that United States Marines also make a product called "Devil Dogs".
COUCHMAN IS BACK BABY
2012-11-16, 12:57 PM #6
I guess the US snack makers just can't compete with Xiao Diang Heavy Industries and their line of delicious dessicated cuttlefish treats.
:master::master::master:
2012-11-16, 1:06 PM #7
With marketing like this, Hostess never stood a chance...
Welcome to the douchebag club. We'd give you some cookies, but some douche ate all of them. -Rob
2012-11-16, 1:26 PM #8
THANKS OBAMA YOU KILLED TWINKIES
Epstein didn't kill himself.
2012-11-16, 1:29 PM #9
Originally posted by Tracer:
I understand they make a food-based product called "Devil Dogs". I further understand that United States Marines also make a product called "Devil Dogs".

You have no excited how idea I would be if they both went out of business.
Epstein didn't kill himself.
2012-11-16, 1:41 PM #10
So excited Spook turns dyslexic just thinking about it!
"Honey, you got real ugly."
2012-11-16, 2:41 PM #11
Originally posted by Spook:
THANKS OBAMA YOU KILLED TWINKIES


Evervthing I've seen suggests the striking union killed the already struggling Twinkies...
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Ye Olde Galactic Empire Mission Editor (X-wing, TIE, XvT/BoP, XWA)
2012-11-16, 2:48 PM #12
Nah it was Obama, he ran on killing Hostess in his campaign.
"Honey, you got real ugly."
2012-11-16, 2:49 PM #13
I like to think that somewhere right now Woody Harrelson is ripping a shop apart in fury.
nope.
2012-11-16, 5:50 PM #14
+1
TAKES HINTS JUST FINE, STILL DOESN'T CARE
2012-11-16, 8:43 PM #15
The only products I used by them was wonder bread. **** never goes bad. probably should be concerned about that, but whatever.
2012-11-16, 10:21 PM #16
They're liquidating. They're selling the product line and the machines that make it.
2012-11-16, 10:29 PM #17
Hopefully the world will be rid of their terribly unhealthy products
2012-11-16, 10:32 PM #18
Awwww, I think someone got one too many ding dongs in his mouth as a kid.
2012-11-16, 10:54 PM #19
i tell you it was the cleaning bills that really did them in

they kept storing the ding dongs next to the hohos and got cream filling everywhere
eat right, exercise, die anyway
2012-11-16, 10:55 PM #20
I bet if Romney had been elected he would have prevented this.
>>untie shoes
2012-11-16, 11:20 PM #21
And nothing of value was lost.
If you think the waiters are rude, you should see the manager.
2012-11-16, 11:26 PM #22
Originally posted by Antony:
I bet if Romney had been elected he would have prevented this.


If you'll permit me to monkey around with cause and effect... I say perhaps, if only because his political base may well be of the same dying breed (white bread).

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