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The Massassi Temple Interesting Character Poll 2013
2013-03-17, 3:10 AM #1
"Everyone's talking about Sarn. We've become an Internet community of people talking about Sarn_Cadrill" - Tad "Space Ghost" Ghostal, January 2013

It's a spiritual sequel to the Biggest Arse Poll from 2006!

Place your bets!

The nominees are:

- Darth_Xasthur - Thread of note
- FastGamerr - Thread of note #1 || Thread of note 2 || Thread of note 3
- Pagewizard_YKS - The Golden Idol of Massassi and Women
- PedHead - Thread of note
- Pugler - The Greatest Troll of Them All
- ragna - Entourage to the Stars
- Reid - Thread of note
- Sarn_Cadrill - Thread of note
- Tibby - You know him, you love him, you want to strangle him but in your heart, you want to strangle him

Or you can mention some other HI-LA-RI-OUS-LY interesting candidate! I did intentionally leave out the ReT gang/Jedi Knight multiplayer aficionados.

The winner will get NOTHING on June 3rd or earlier oh and btw 'nihilum' is Latin for 'nothing'.

But who will be the next addition to the list? Who will reveal their secret horse-braiding-while-blowing-a-bagpipe-on-rollerskates fetish and become forever known for it in the Annales of the Massasses? Stay tuned.
Star Wars: TODOA | DXN - Deus Ex: Nihilum
2013-03-17, 3:21 AM #2
This poll is bust, there's no mention of the most interesting one of all
You can't judge a book by it's file size
2013-03-17, 7:22 AM #3
this thread is [FONT=century gothic]clllllllassic~~*[/FONT] FGR -______________-
2013-03-17, 7:23 AM #4
>>untie shoes
2013-03-17, 7:27 AM #5
I do think it was a mistake to leave out Couchman, since he's the puppetmaster who controls the lesser antics of Antony, Michael McFarlane, and their ilk.

RIP Couchman
2013-03-17, 7:40 AM #6
I voted for Sarn. I'm impressed with his commitment to trolling. That kid would join the Westboro Baptist Church, just so he could protest at Jon`C's funeral.
My favorite JKDF2 h4x:
EAH XMAS v2
MANIPULATOR GUN
EAH SMOOTH SNIPER
2013-03-17, 7:45 AM #7
Originally posted by saberopus:
I do think it was a mistake to leave out Couchman, since he's the puppetmaster who controls the lesser antics of Antony, Michael McFarlane, and their ilk.

RIP Couchman


CONTROLS ME?
>>untie shoes
2013-03-17, 7:50 AM #8
[10:48] <Nikumubeki> I named the thread "most interesting" to subtly and slyly suggest that "these people are pretty bad and lame"
[10:48] <Nikumubeki> Not like "these people should suck my dick"
>>untie shoes
2013-03-17, 7:51 AM #9
Ever tried auto-fellatio?
Star Wars: TODOA | DXN - Deus Ex: Nihilum
2013-03-17, 7:54 AM #10
Originally posted by EAH_TRISCUIT:
I voted for Sarn. I'm impressed with his commitment to trolling. That kid would join the Westboro Baptist Church, just so he could protest at Jon`C's funeral.


... win.
Star Wars: TODOA | DXN - Deus Ex: Nihilum
2013-03-17, 8:26 AM #11
I'm sorry Dave, I'm afraid I can't do that.
>>untie shoes
2013-03-17, 10:01 AM #12
Dammit FGR, you totally stole my idea for a "greatest Massassian" thread/poll. :argh:
COUCHMAN IS BACK BABY
2013-03-17, 10:24 AM #13
rigged
[01:52] <~Nikumubeki> Because it's MBEGGAR BEGS LIKE A BEGONI.
2013-03-17, 11:04 AM #14
Originally posted by EAH_TRISCUIT:
That kid would join the Westboro Baptist Church, just so he could protest at Jon`C's funeral.


hahaha, oh my.
2013-03-17, 1:14 PM #15
fgr, because his avatar moooooooves! :farnsworth:
DO NOT WANT.
2013-03-17, 1:32 PM #16
Most of these people are just stupid. FGR I'll say is actually more legitimately interesting.
Bassoon, n. A brazen instrument into which a fool blows out his brains.
2013-03-17, 1:35 PM #17
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2013-03-17, 1:42 PM #18
Oh no. You don't have to actually support civil rights to see that FRG is the only one of these people who is worth a damn.
>>untie shoes
2013-03-17, 1:45 PM #19
Originally posted by Reid:
Says the whipped femtard.


rofl!
"Honey, you got real ugly."
2013-03-17, 1:56 PM #20
I won't vote because SF_Gold isn't on the list.
I had a blog. It sucked.
2013-03-17, 2:29 PM #21
Originally posted by Zloc_Vergo:
I won't vote because SF_Gold isn't on the list.


I thought about SF_Gold too, but I wasnt sure if FGR was restricting it to interesting people within the last year or not.
My favorite JKDF2 h4x:
EAH XMAS v2
MANIPULATOR GUN
EAH SMOOTH SNIPER
2013-03-17, 2:31 PM #22
Voted for FGR because of his amusing FGR images.
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2013-03-17, 2:35 PM #23
I must confess, I regret not adding Couchman, Onimusha, SF_Gold and Wookie06 into the poll. 'twas not meant to be!

Not to mention I added a bunch of inactive people (like Pagewizard) just to see if their reputation would still hold water after all these years, while ignoring some other really obnoxious yet more obscure ones (i.e. Ham Yoyo).
Star Wars: TODOA | DXN - Deus Ex: Nihilum
2013-03-18, 3:37 AM #24
I don't know what this poll is about. Sarn_Cadrill is the only person on the list who would make the world a better place if he put a bullet in his head. Does that mean I should vote for Sarn_Cadrill or against Sarn_Cadrill?
2013-03-18, 3:40 AM #25
"The gumment wanted gun control so they killed a bunch of kids & hired actors to play grieving parents because the real parents weren't sad enough I guess?"

something Sarn_Cadrill actually believes employees of the United States government would do, in his professional opinion as an employee of the United States government.
2013-03-18, 5:09 AM #26
Originally posted by Jon`C:
"The gumment wanted gun control so they killed a bunch of kids & hired actors to play grieving parents because the real parents weren't sad enough I guess?"


I remember that, that's insanity on the tin-foil hat level
You can't judge a book by it's file size
2013-03-18, 5:41 AM #27
Originally posted by Jon`C:
I don't know what this poll is about. Sarn_Cadrill is the only person on the list who would make the world a better place if he put a bullet in his head. Does that mean I should vote for Sarn_Cadrill or against Sarn_Cadrill?


For him.

This thread is pretty much of the "vote for your favorite/most irritating (depending on your view) Massassi troll/nuisance" kind. But as the FGR I can't really post anything that clear so I had to be a bit subtle... <_<
Star Wars: TODOA | DXN - Deus Ex: Nihilum
2013-03-18, 11:37 AM #28
Also, I guess it's something that Sarn didn't make a JK level to try to prove his points.

Unlike this guy who made a Deus Ex level to showcase his zany stuff. Get it, because Deus Ex is about CONSPIRACIES AHAHA- wow.
Star Wars: TODOA | DXN - Deus Ex: Nihilum
2013-03-18, 2:45 PM #29
Who was the reptilian aliens guy? ZoSo something or other? He was fun.
If you think the waiters are rude, you should see the manager.
2013-03-19, 1:40 AM #30
Dammit, I even forgot MechWarrior from my list!

[http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v215/garosaon/smiley/FGR_zeldaSADi.png]

Oh well, maybe it already has a sufficient amount of scoundrels.
Star Wars: TODOA | DXN - Deus Ex: Nihilum
2013-03-19, 7:01 AM #31
I vote for no one. You're all boring. :colbert:

:awesomelon:
2013-03-19, 9:01 AM #32
i voted sarn because he's the new resident loony. lots of massassian hate towards tibby but i find his posts strangely endearing.
2013-03-19, 12:12 PM #33
You might say that his redeeming quality is the pride he seems to take in being a total idiot.
2013-03-19, 8:47 PM #34
>>untie shoes
2013-03-21, 1:55 PM #35
Everybody's becoming a Sarn. We've become an Internet community slowly becoming a Sarn_Cadrill.

I blame Antony, the gays, Jews, dentists and gay Jewish dentists named Antony.
Star Wars: TODOA | DXN - Deus Ex: Nihilum
2013-03-21, 2:12 PM #36
Antony isn't a dentist, he's some type of space marine.
COUCHMAN IS BACK BABY
2013-03-21, 2:18 PM #37
No, I'm a robot renegade cop.
>>untie shoes
2013-03-21, 2:19 PM #38
You're fired.
Star Wars: TODOA | DXN - Deus Ex: Nihilum
2013-03-21, 11:43 PM #39
Originally posted by Antony:


[http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v443/Sarn_Cadrill/1337sc.jpg]
"it is time to get a credit card to complete my financial independance" — Tibby, Aug. 2009
2013-03-22, 1:11 AM #40
Now THAT'S a blast from the past. /me puts underwear on his head

And here's a whole directory full of them: http://www.massassi.net/etc/
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