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Guys! Should I give my bank details to WWF?
2013-07-17, 1:04 PM #1
Was stopped by a (pretty) girl with a leaflet a few days ago.

She showed me a pretty picture with tigers. I was like, cool, I like tigers. I also like pretty pictures. Lets save them.

How much you want to donate monthly? About $10 I say.

Was a bit surprised they expected me not only to give my phone # and full address but my BANK ACCOUNT NUMBER (this is happening on the street, remember)... I was like zomg, I don't remember my phone #.

Girl is pretty.

She said OK, well, I'll send you a mail later we can meet.

Mmm. We exchanged mails, meeting her tomorrow after work.

I think the wise play is to tell her to **** Babylon and for us both to just give money to an animal shelter or smth but anyone can share their knowledge about WWF please?

50% of the internets says it's a scam. The other 50% appears to belong to WWF.
幻術
2013-07-17, 1:08 PM #2
I know the answer. I'm gonna need your phone #, full address and your bank account number, though.
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2013-07-17, 1:09 PM #3
o.O
2013-07-17, 1:23 PM #4
Sent her mailz telling my plans in advance as per some wise advise (and my plans are not to give my bank details to WTF obv). We'll see what happens.

one of the things that can potentially happen is that my ex-girlfriend, who is an angel of a girl, will read this post and be sad for a second, but then she'll realize that all i ever really did was make her sad, and then she'll cheer up a little bit. ;)

/END LIFE NARRATION
幻術
2013-07-17, 2:14 PM #5
Um, the WWF is the WWE now. I mean duh!
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2013-07-17, 2:42 PM #6
IT'S A TRAP!

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幻術
2013-07-17, 2:51 PM #7
Name, ph, address, bank account number is enough to pwn you financially so I suggest doing it and then posting a trip report.
2013-07-17, 3:17 PM #8
IT'S A TRIP!

幻術
2013-07-17, 3:50 PM #9
If you were even remotely suspicious, wouldn't you instead go to the World Wildlife Fund's actual website and donate there instead?
2013-07-17, 3:56 PM #10
I haven't watched Star Wars since the VHS days but I always thought it would be interesting to see the deleted scenes. There's a few on youtube but I guess by the time the DVD extras thing happened most of it was probably lost.
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2013-07-17, 5:03 PM #11
Originally posted by Cool Matty:
If you were even remotely suspicious, wouldn't you instead go to the World Wildlife Fund's actual website and donate there instead?

but she's pretty!
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2013-07-17, 5:53 PM #12
yeah this obviously has nothing to do with any inclination to be charitable :cool:
2013-07-20, 4:34 PM #13
What!? You mean you don't want to "symbolically adopt" a polar bear!?
I mean, I am sure they DO, do some good things. It is just really hard to fugue out WHAT it is exactly they do and how they spend the millions of dollars they bring in every year.

But yes... Meeting someone off the street and them asking for your banking information seems REALLY shady.
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2013-07-20, 8:33 PM #14
oh wow i was all like 'wtf does wrestling have to do with saving tigers'
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2013-07-20, 9:30 PM #15
hey guys a week ago a girl offered to have sex with me for money, is this a scam
If you think the waiters are rude, you should see the manager.
2013-07-20, 10:35 PM #16
Quote:
Was stopped by a (pretty) girl with a leaflet a few days ago.


Raise your hand if the rest surprised you having read this far.
2013-07-20, 10:54 PM #17
Why on earth would somebody trying to solicit marginal donations be willing to go so far as to meet you?? Maybe she is expecting to get more than $10 / month? I know there are full time scam artists out there. Not so sure about full time WWF solicitors.
2013-07-21, 1:45 AM #18
give her your number and have a threesome with her and your girlfriend or a whore if you lack a girlfriend
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2013-07-21, 2:26 AM #19
Donate your dick to her cause. :awesome:
I can't wait for the day schools get the money they need, and the military has to hold bake sales to afford bombs.
2013-07-21, 7:58 AM #20
^ this one sounds like a good idea!
Welcome to the douchebag club. We'd give you some cookies, but some douche ate all of them. -Rob
2013-07-21, 8:24 AM #21
unless her cause is feeding hungry tigers!
If you think the waiters are rude, you should see the manager.
2013-07-22, 4:44 AM #22
Scam. Also Koobie that writing style you are using is annoying as hell. I know 5-year olds that could have explained this situation better.
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2013-07-22, 6:34 AM #23
Originally posted by EAH_TRISCUIT:
Scam. Also Koobie that writing style you are using is annoying as hell. I know 5-year olds that could have explained this situation better.


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幻術
2013-07-22, 8:40 AM #24
I gave my banking information to a hot girl once, but she works in the human resources department at my job.
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2013-07-26, 5:24 PM #25
Why not cut out the middleman and give your bank account details directly to a tiger? At least you'll know where your money is going.
2013-07-26, 6:33 PM #26
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COUCHMAN IS BACK BABY
2013-07-26, 11:40 PM #27
Originally posted by 'Thrawn[numbarz:
;1177439']Why not cut out the middleman and give your bank account details directly to a tiger? At least you'll know where your money is going.


:D :D :D

Anyway, after I sent her the SMS she replied, and I quote (the parentheses are mine),

[quote=Random Girl]Hi! I'm sorry, but than (sic) I can't go to (INSERT PARK NAME). I have a boyfriend so I don't meet men that I don't know, even if we're just talking. But I enjoyed to talk with you. :) have a nice day![/quote]

Another day, another fail.
幻術
2013-07-27, 2:28 PM #28
Aren't you married, anyway?
Looks like we're not going down after all, so nevermind.
2013-07-27, 3:49 PM #29
I'm happily divorced.
幻術
2013-07-27, 5:21 PM #30
Originally posted by Koobie:
I'm happily divorced.


If you were happy about anything, you wouldn't be a writer.
If you think the waiters are rude, you should see the manager.

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