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Incident
2015-01-16, 1:14 AM #1
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[07:45:59] * CoolFatty (~cgiirc@synIRC-3C0299E6.washdc.east.verizon.net) has joined #massassi[07:46:40] <CoolFatty> hey
[07:47:43] <CoolFatty> You guise paly Kevin Karn in Jedi Nights?
[07:47:46] <CoolFatty> I way 250
[07:49:02] <CoolFatty> EAH OWNS YOUR SOUL!
[07:49:02] <CoolFatty> EAH OWNS YOUR SOUL!EAH OWNS YOUR SOUL!
[07:49:03] <CoolFatty> EAH OWNS YOUR SOUL!
[07:49:03] <CoolFatty> EAH OWNS YOUR SOUL!
[07:49:03] <CoolFatty> EAH OWNS YOUR SOUL!
[07:49:04] * CoolFatty was kicked by webchat2.svc.us.synirc.net (Flooding (Limit is 5 lines per 3 seconds))
[07:49:33] <The_MAZZTer> uh
[07:49:35] <The_MAZZTer> ok
[07:49:35] * POOLMATTY (~cgiirc@synIRC-3C0299E6.washdc.east.verizon.net) has joined #massassi
[07:49:43] <POOLMATTY> you guys
[07:49:47] <POOLMATTY> like da pool?
[07:49:50] * COOLMATTYDAFATTY (~cgiirc@synIRC-5A8C44CE.lightspeed.frokca.sbcglobal.net) has joined #massassi
[07:49:53] <POOLMATTY> hey
[07:49:56] <POOLMATTY> you guys like da poool?
[07:50:01] <COOLMATTYDAFATTY> i way 380
[07:50:08] <COOLMATTYDAFATTY> i way 380
[07:51:05] * COOLMATTYDAFATTY (~cgiirc@synIRC-5A8C44CE.lightspeed.frokca.sbcglobal.net) Quit (Quit: CGI:IRC)
[07:51:07] <Istvanculus> These characters seem legit
[07:51:24] * POOLMATTY (~cgiirc@synIRC-3C0299E6.washdc.east.verizon.net) Quit (Quit: CGI:IRC (EOF))


what year is it
Looks like we're not going down after all, so nevermind.
2015-01-16, 1:23 AM #2
2015
2015-01-16, 4:50 AM #3
Don't make fun of deficiencies in cerebral development, Kroko. These people need psychiatric help, or to save more time, a turbine to jump into.
Star Wars: TODOA | DXN - Deus Ex: Nihilum
2015-01-16, 6:26 AM #4
How many people are in chat these days? Like 5 people?
SnailIracing:n(500tpostshpereline)pants
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2015-01-16, 6:48 AM #5
I can picture ReT still trying to "get revenge" on a completely dead forum 20 years from now. Pounding his 5th straight Mountain Dew of the morning, on dialysis, cursing the air as his SuperGoogle'd injection attack fails again.
2015-01-16, 7:00 AM #6
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[16:08:48] * ReT (~ReT@synIRC-973BDA4B.hsd1.ct.comcast.net) has joined #massassi
[16:10:28] <ReT> Cool Matty: About stuff:So I figured I oughta say something myself, being an admin and more importantly, in a similar situation as yourself. I actually went to Dormouse about 6 months ago about gender identity problems. I'm still trying to slowly work my way through them, but Dormouse was a real help, and she has a lot of resources. Only a handful of Massassians actually know, and I'll respect your privacy for as long as you want to remain a
[16:10:37] <ReT> Cool Matty -> Still pwnt in 2015
[16:11:49] * ReT (~ReT@synIRC-973BDA4B.hsd1.ct.comcast.net) Quit (Quit: )
[16:11:54] <space_ghost> the **** was that?
[16:14:27] <The_MAZZTer> I dunno but I got the feeling it was related to what happened 8.5 hours ago


lololol
Looks like we're not going down after all, so nevermind.
2015-01-16, 7:05 AM #7
Originally posted by ECHOMAN:
How many people are in chat these days? Like 5 people?


It's more active than the forums (nevermind whatever the lurker stats for the forums might say), which has been the case for a long time now.
Looks like we're not going down after all, so nevermind.
2015-01-16, 7:36 AM #8
Originally posted by Cool Matty:
I can picture ReT still trying to "get revenge" on a completely dead forum 20 years from now. Pounding his 5th straight Mountain Dew of the morning, on dialysis, cursing the air as his SuperGoogle'd injection attack fails again.


Yep, totally accurate.

Sort of feel bad for the guy, but his brain can no longer fix all the irreversible damage at this point.
Star Wars: TODOA | DXN - Deus Ex: Nihilum
2015-01-17, 10:14 AM #9
Quote:
[19:59:17] * ReT has joined #massassi
[19:59:30] <ReT> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8KSbEhaYGyk - CoolMatty being a *** on the twitch stream
[19:59:39] <ReT> Why did you even show up? You said the game was dead
[20:00:00] <Nikumubeki> Shut up, retard
[20:00:03] <ReT> Thanks for plugging the chat you useless ****
[20:00:12] <Istvanculus> hi ret
[20:00:49] <Istvanculus> You seem like a real balanced dude who really has his **** together
[20:00:59] <Nikumubeki> Yeah, he knows how to get out of his mom's basement these days
[20:01:02] <Nikumubeki> Turns out the door has a handle
[20:01:47] <Nikumubeki> Istvanculus, let me ask you a question
[20:02:27] <Istvanculus> Is this regarding introblapsis?
[20:02:31] <Nikumubeki> Nyet
[20:02:38] <Nikumubeki> Istvanculus, imagine that you were 11 years old
[20:02:41] <Nikumubeki> And this was the year 2005
[20:03:03] <Nikumubeki> Now, here in 2005, you manage to slow down a dead website for a dead videogame and your little clique of mouthbreathers think it was really impressive
[20:03:37] <Nikumubeki> Now, fast-forward 10 years to 2015, Istvanculus... would you still believe that you actually achieved something and might even try to do something similar again?
[20:03:47] <Nikumubeki> Or would you have matured and got a life?
[20:04:01] <ReT> Massassi was rooted actually
[20:04:10] <Istvanculus> Oh, it was rooted
[20:04:12] <Istvanculus> That changes everything
[20:04:36] <Nikumubeki> Indeed, Istvanculus.
[20:04:40] <Istvanculus> I was going to say that I imagined myself, in this scenario, travelling the world by 2015
[20:04:51] <Nikumubeki> Of course, Istvanculus
[20:04:53] <Istvanculus> Living life
[20:04:53] <ReT> Why didn't CM at least plug Massassi on the stream?
[20:04:56] <ReT> or JKHub
[20:04:58] <Istvanculus> Experiencing what it has to offer
[20:05:00] <Nikumubeki> You do not suffer from brain damage
[20:05:28] <Nikumubeki> But alas, Istvanculus, we are not in control of other people's thoughts
[20:05:36] <Nikumubeki> Now ain't that a Twix
[20:06:51] * ReT has quit IRC (Quit: )
[20:08:36] <Istvanculus> I think we might have hurt his feelings
[20:08:50] <Nikumubeki> Nah, he's probably going to DDOS us
[20:09:39] <Nikumubeki> "My mom's at the drug store now so I can't feed off her breasts at the ripe old age of 21, so I'm gonna act out my REVENGE!"
[20:10:00] <Nikumubeki> Seriously, Istvanculus, ReT actually makes me feel good
[20:10:31] <Nikumubeki> I finished a mod for Deus Ex in 2013 and got noted by more or less every single major gaming site on the Internet and the mod still gets playthrough videos on YouTube and positive feedback on my email account
[20:11:33] <Nikumubeki> This guy goes all LOLEXPLOITS and LOLROOTS on an ancient website frequented by stinky nerds who are mostly in their late 20s and who don't care about friggin' Dark Forces Jeddy Knite Multiplayer clans


Seriously. This guy makes me seem like a well-adjusted, successful human being.
Star Wars: TODOA | DXN - Deus Ex: Nihilum
2015-01-17, 11:41 AM #10
You there, boy on the street, what year is it?
I can't wait for the day schools get the money they need, and the military has to hold bake sales to afford bombs.
2015-01-17, 4:30 PM #11
Damn, that speed run was really cool.
"it is time to get a credit card to complete my financial independance" — Tibby, Aug. 2009
2015-01-18, 11:50 PM #12
I think it's amusing that the remaining JKDF2 "community" consists of the very people that destroyed the game for so many others. I seldom wonder whether or not the few semi-functional humans left amongst them recognize the fact that they're eating themselves. They're a paltry & incenstual pot of Soylent Green & are so forgotten & insignificant that when they finally whimper out of existence, the only "people" that would've noticed have already been eaten.
? :)
2015-01-20, 11:04 AM #13
the **** did i miss all this ****
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2015-01-22, 4:52 AM #14
Wow, this feels like 12 years ago.
ORJ / My Level: ORJ Temple Tournament I

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