View Poll Results: How are we going to die?

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  • Cancer

    1 9.09%
  • Murder

    3 27.27%
  • Suicide

    1 9.09%
  • Dehydration

    2 18.18%

    2 18.18%
  • Other

    6 54.55%
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Thread: Massassi Death Parade - Poll 01

  1. #1

    Massassi Death Parade - Poll 01

    December 2015 has arrived - which by all current means and purposes appears to be last month in Massassi's existence.

    So I - as the Spirit of Massassi - will commemorate (almost) every day with a new poll somehow related to Massassi, death, or whatever happens to come up to my mind that day.

    Today we start off with some "in your face" pondering. Like Massassi, even Massassians will die some day, but what do you think will be the number one cause of death for Massassians?

    Also, there was supposed to be a poll but apparently you have to post one within 5 minutes of starting the thread and I missed the mark. HA!
    Last edited by Nikumubeki; 12-01-2015 at 02:29 AM.

  2. #2
    Child's Play CharitySon of Krokodile XVI
    Probably the same as everyone else in developed nations, so cardiovascular diseases, cancer and infections should be up there. Unless there's a significant decrease of welfare in those nations by the time Massassians are of age and/or medical science advances to a point where the leading causes of death change, perhaps in favor of accidents which are already among the biggest causes anyway.

    Of course, for as long as we can't prevent the aging process, accidents won't be at the top since people will eventually die of natural causes, but the longer we live the higher the amount of accidental deaths will climb. Then again, if (or I guess you can say when) we do manage to prolong life by a lot there's also the question of who'll be included among those who get to substantially extend their age.
    Looks like we're not going down after all, so nevermind.

  3. #3
    And when the moment is right, I'm gonna fly a kite.

  4. #4
    Irumodic Syndrome.

  5. #5
    Rowboat sinking in the Atlantic

  6. #6
    Unwitting troll accomplice
    If you think the waiters are rude, you should see the manager.

  7. #7
    Universal serial bus!
    Sorry for the lousy German

  8. #8
    Likes Kittens. Eats Fluffies
    Universal Serial Killer Bus, maybeh. Gonna stop in all our towns and do us in.

  9. #9

  10. #10
    (Still) On 13 week vacation

    This thread does not deliver.
    >>untie shoes

  11. #11
    Death by lack of threads delivering.

    Death by lack of FGR posts.
    The Plothole: a home for amateur, inclusive, collaborative stories

  12. #12

  13. #13
    Alright, poll has been added by CoolMatty.

    BOMBS AWAY lol

  14. #14
    Likes Kittens. Eats Fluffies
    now this thread is really kicking into gear! woooooooo ha ha ha! let's ​do this.

  15. #15
    Last edited by Reverend Jones; 12-02-2015 at 04:33 PM.

  16. #16
    You're all clear saberopus, let's blow this Massassi and go home!

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