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Massassi Death Parade - Poll 01
2015-11-30, 11:21 PM #1
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December 2015 has arrived - which by all current means and purposes appears to be last month in Massassi's existence.

So I - as the Spirit of Massassi - will commemorate (almost) every day with a new poll somehow related to Massassi, death, or whatever happens to come up to my mind that day.

Today we start off with some "in your face" pondering. Like Massassi, even Massassians will die some day, but what do you think will be the number one cause of death for Massassians?

Also, there was supposed to be a poll but apparently you have to post one within 5 minutes of starting the thread and I missed the mark. HA!
Star Wars: TODOA | DXN - Deus Ex: Nihilum
2015-11-30, 11:46 PM #2
Probably the same as everyone else in developed nations, so cardiovascular diseases, cancer and infections should be up there. Unless there's a significant decrease of welfare in those nations by the time Massassians are of age and/or medical science advances to a point where the leading causes of death change, perhaps in favor of accidents which are already among the biggest causes anyway.

Of course, for as long as we can't prevent the aging process, accidents won't be at the top since people will eventually die of natural causes, but the longer we live the higher the amount of accidental deaths will climb. Then again, if (or I guess you can say when) we do manage to prolong life by a lot there's also the question of who'll be included among those who get to substantially extend their age.
Looks like we're not going down after all, so nevermind.
2015-12-01, 6:27 AM #3
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And when the moment is right, I'm gonna fly a kite.
2015-12-01, 9:44 AM #4
Irumodic Syndrome.
2015-12-01, 10:20 AM #5
Rowboat sinking in the Atlantic
free(jin);
tofu sucks
2015-12-01, 11:29 AM #6
bus
If you think the waiters are rude, you should see the manager.
2015-12-01, 12:11 PM #7
Universal serial bus!
Sorry for the lousy German
2015-12-01, 12:15 PM #8
Universal Serial Killer Bus, maybeh. Gonna stop in all our towns and do us in.
2015-12-01, 12:53 PM #9
http://www.kurokatta.org/grumble/2011/08/rejected-usb-3-logos
2015-12-01, 10:26 PM #10
This thread does not deliver.
>>untie shoes
2015-12-01, 10:48 PM #11
Death by lack of threads delivering.

Death by lack of FGR posts.
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2015-12-02, 8:28 AM #12
2015-12-02, 8:47 AM #13
Alright, poll has been added by CoolMatty.

BOMBS AWAY lol
Star Wars: TODOA | DXN - Deus Ex: Nihilum
2015-12-02, 11:24 AM #14
now this thread is really kicking into gear! woooooooo ha ha ha! let's ​do this.
2015-12-02, 1:29 PM #15
Sorry, don't know how to play this video :(
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o3eLi8wCxFo
2015-12-02, 1:31 PM #16
You're all clear saberopus, let's blow this Massassi and go home!

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