Results 1 to 40 of 40

Thread: GBK has a girlfriend

  1. #1
    Child's Play CharitySon of Krokodile XVI
    Posts
    4,982

    GBK has a girlfriend

    I saw he had changed his relationship status on Facebook to "in a relationship". I thought I'd start a thread in tribute and celebration. After all, this is a monumental turn of events in Massassi history.

    A lot of us thought it would never happen. I understand those people, trust me. But I always had faith, and I let him know that. I realized there was a good chance someone of the opposite sex would come along one day and see what I saw: a decent, hard-working, funny, nice and intelligent man who will be easy to love. All that amounts to one lucky woman, and hopefully a lifetime of shared happiness ahead.

    Congratulations, kiddo!
    Looks like we're not going down after all, so nevermind.

  2. #2
    Facebuch? The same service where you removed stat from your friends list?

  3. #3
    Child's Play CharitySon of Krokodile XVI
    Posts
    4,982
    Quote Originally Posted by Nikumubeki View Post
    Facebuch? The same service where you removed stat from your friends list?
    Give me a break, it's 2017!

  4. #4

    "Has it won yet?"

    Posts
    17,109
    Sweet, a new level incoming!
    SnailIracing:n(500tpostshpereline)pants
    -----------------------------@%

  5. #5
    did you just assume his SO's gender??!?!?!!
    sniff

  6. #6
    Child's Play CharitySon of Krokodile XVI
    Posts
    4,982
    Only because I know him to be heterosexual.

  7. #7
    IT DOESNT MATTER

    congrats gbk
    sniff

  8. #8
    His task now is only to avoid detection by the tabloi-

  9. #9
    ALL GLORY TO THE CONTEST WINNER

    Posts
    17,911
    He finally sold the Solstice then?

  10. #10
    It's Stuart, Martha Stuart
    Posts
    7,853
    Quote Originally Posted by Spook View Post
    did you just assume his SO's gender??!?!?!!
    I don't assume genders. I assign them. Randomly.

  11. #11
    Admiral of Awesome
    Posts
    18,163
    Quote Originally Posted by Obi_Kwiet View Post
    I don't assume genders. I assign them. Randomly.
    Sounds expensive

  12. #12
    Zulenglashernbracker
    Posts
    5,883
    No one said he assigned the right gender.

  13. #13
    ALL GLORY TO THE CONTEST WINNER

    Posts
    17,911
    Can he assign an alternative right gender?

  14. #14
    Admiral of Awesome
    Posts
    18,163
    At the risk of triggering someone, "middle aged male white supremacist" and "14 year old boy" aren't really genders.

  15. #15

    "Has it won yet?"

    Posts
    17,109
    Can I assume the species of his SO?
    SnailIracing:n(500tpostshpereline)pants
    -----------------------------@%

  16. #16
    no ****lord
    sniff

  17. #17
    Quote Originally Posted by ECHOMAN View Post
    Can I assume the species of his SO?
    Perhaps not, but I am certain her spirit animal is ky.3do.

  18. #18
    At least, mine is.

    On all levels except physical, I am a walkplayer.

  19. #19
    this just makes me glad i don't have any of you ****s on my facebook
    eat right, exercise, die anyway

  20. #20
    If you had, Kroko would have removed you from his friends list years ago.

    BOOYA!

  21. #21
    Why are you people still using bookface anyway?
    sniff

  22. #22
    Admiral of Awesome
    Posts
    18,163
    Quote Originally Posted by Spook View Post
    Why are you people still using bookface anyway?
    ^ this ^

    Please stop. It is psychologically damaging. Literally. There are many research papers about it. Social network sites make you sad and angry and they're designed to steal time from you.

  23. #23
    I did the Twitter thing for 6 years. By the end of it, I just used it to look at Tara Strong's breasts, and avoid every other page because I got sick of the whining.

    So I thought "meh, I'll just grow my own".

  24. #24

    "Has it won yet?"

    Posts
    17,109
    "Angry Man Gets Angry at Thing on Facebook Posted to Make Him Angry"
    SnailIracing:n(500tpostshpereline)pants
    -----------------------------@%

  25. #25
    ALL GLORY TO THE CONTEST WINNER

    Posts
    17,911
    Quote Originally Posted by Jon`C View Post
    At the risk of triggering someone, "middle aged male white supremacist" and "14 year old boy" aren't really genders.
    Don't worry, I don't think Landfish comes here anymore.

  26. #26
    Pics or it didn't happen.
    TAKES HINTS JUST FINE, STILL DOESN'T CARE

  27. #27
    Quote Originally Posted by Jon`C View Post
    ^ this ^

    Please stop. It is psychologically damaging. Literally. There are many research papers about it. Social network sites make you sad and angry and they're designed to steal time from you.
    i pretty much only use facebook to keep up with my local comic shop's events, a local burger place's daily special, the two or three people who actually post stuff worth my time, and scroll past the rest

    twitter and snapchat are for following women who post titties... because titties

    and reddit is for passing the time while taking a ****

    the only site i lose a significant amount of time to is youtube...
    eat right, exercise, die anyway

  28. #28
    Quote Originally Posted by Jon`C View Post
    At the risk of triggering someone, "middle aged male white supremacist" and "14 year old boy" aren't really genders.
    Neither are any of the others beyond, you know, the two real ones.
    "I would rather claim to be an uneducated man than be mal-educated and claim to be otherwise." - Wookie 03:16


  29. #29
    This thread does not deliver.

  30. #30
    Quote Originally Posted by Jon`C View Post
    ^ this ^

    Please stop. It is psychologically damaging. Literally. There are many research papers about it. Social network sites make you sad and angry and they're designed to steal time from you.
    forums.massassi.net make you sad and angry

    baZING!
    [01:52] <~Nikumubeki> Because it's MBEGGAR BEGS LIKE A BEGONI.

  31. #31
    Quote Originally Posted by Wookie06 View Post
    Neither are any of the others beyond, you know, the two real ones.
    gender is a social construct just like all of your self worth
    sniff

  32. #32
    Quote Originally Posted by Wookie06 View Post
    Neither are any of the others beyond, you know, the two real ones.
    hey look transphobia!
    [01:52] <~Nikumubeki> Because it's MBEGGAR BEGS LIKE A BEGONI.

  33. #33

    "Has it won yet?"

    Posts
    17,109
    He's moving between phobias?
    SnailIracing:n(500tpostshpereline)pants
    -----------------------------@%

  34. #34
    Quote Originally Posted by ECHOMAN View Post
    He's moving between phobias?
    I think it's more like Wookie06's phobias are in a quantum state. If you observe one phobia, he will change to another.

  35. #35
    Facebook works great for me, maybe you guys are using it wrong

  36. #36
    Facebook works passibly well if you make a conscious effort not to use it the way the company intends--i.e., waste your time.

    The site is still difficult to navigate if you default to just looking at your home profile page and avoiding your feed or having messenger installed on your phone, but it works decently as a barebones chat and private work group app.

    Finally, if you have any event invites, you can just look at your notifications and avoid your feed. Email subscriptions also help here.

  37. #37
    But I mean, that isn't better than the combination of Meetup, irc, and web forums. It's only significant because they have addicted enough people using underhanded manipulation to reach critical mass of users.

    That, and I heard it used to not suck so much, but that I can't be sure of because I didn't use the site at the time.

  38. #38
    Quote Originally Posted by Thrawn[numbarz] View Post
    Facebook works great for me, maybe you guys are using it wrong
    Well, except their app, which is probably the single biggest battery drain globally.

    Or the entire concept of Facebook as a data mining-first, social media second company.

    But yes, it "works" fine.

  39. #39
    (Still) On 13 week vacation
    LAWL

    Posts
    10,289
    Quote Originally Posted by Nikumubeki View Post
    This thread does not deliver.
    Accurate
    >>untie shoes

  40. #40
    Quote Originally Posted by Reverend Jones View Post
    Facebook works passibly well if you make a conscious effort not to use it the way the company intends--i.e., waste your time.

    The site is still difficult to navigate if you default to just looking at your home profile page and avoiding your feed or having messenger installed on your phone, but it works decently as a barebones chat and private work group app.

    Finally, if you have any event invites, you can just look at your notifications and avoid your feed. Email subscriptions also help here.
    I usually use the timeline for creating events/receiving event invites/looking at pictures of events I wasn't able to go to, keeping up w/the general goings-on in my social circle. Facebook still does that better than any site or app I'm aware of. Messenger's just the latest chat app that Everyone uses--I use it the same way I used AIM, MSNM, Skype, etc. That stuff does what I want (aside from the battery drain, lol)

    I definitely think using Facebook for news/getting in arguments on friends' walls/engaging with corporate pages is a waste of time, but I don't think it's super hard to avoid doing that.

    I don't typically come away from the site "sad and angry" except when my roommate sends me a message abt how he's gonna be late with rent again

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts
  •