I leave for FOUR YEARS and y'all go and delete over half my posts.
I leave for FOUR YEARS and y'all go and delete over half my posts.
That's actually one of those Massassi Forum Mysteries that by far remain unsolved. After some forum update (or ReTard hackathon), a lot of postcounts seem to have gone down (no idea if those posts have been removed for some reason or if only the postcounts were affected).
Here's a Top 25 list of posters from Sept 2008.
For comparison, here's Spork's (who hasn't been around in years) current post count.
I did it.
Also, I miss Spork.
Also, this is a good way to do something about my depressed post count.
Start a thread and have a one on one conversation with one of the more spammy massassians. Nobody will know ifyou replace yourself with a chatbot.
You don't already think I'm a spambot? Looks like I've passed the Turing test.
I wonder how long a Markov chain bot of myself would go undetected.
Not very long, to your credit (and perhaps to the chagrin of others, at times).
Are there poll options to rank choices? We ought to set one up where each member ranks the others on a spectrum in various capacities--in this case, a subjective surmising of being able to pass the Turing test or not.
Ribberium Mempyre!
wait does this make me the current #2?
Welcome back.
I've been trying to come back for a while, but I finally rejoined the IRC channel and got my email address changed to one I can access still so I could reset my password.
(Hi Brian! I'm moving back from DC next week.)
Back to Seattle area?
What's my post count?
How do I see who the top posters are?
OMG admin panel!
I'm not cheating at all.
Code:Dj Yoshi 19,202 Avenger 19,148 Emon 19,021 Baconfish 17,746 JediKirby 17,363 ECHOMAN 16,886 Nikumubeki 15,882 Cool Matty 15,219 Freelancer 14,968 Jon`C 14,208 Rob 13,278 Tibby 12,497 DrkJedi82 12,250 Thrawn[#'s] 11,619 saberopus 11,178 SAJN 11,157 mb 10,783 genk 10,764 Wolfy 10,624 gbk 10,519 Antony 10,286 Jep 10,238 Vin 9,820 Martyn 8,999 Jay 8,804 dalf 8,684 kyle90 8,449 Gebohq 8,262 M. MacFarlane 8,142 D. NOT SPE 8,139 Obi_Kwiet 7,678 Ruthven 7,638 Sarn_Cadrill 7,465 Zell 7,191 Shintock 7,150 Brian 7,012 JLee 6,973 Wookie06 6,936 happydud 6,806 Koobie 6,805 fishstickz 6,607 zanardi 6,374 Spork 6,279 Tracer 6,240 DogSRoOL 6,227 Deadman 6,222 The MAZZTer 6,094 Glyde Bane 6,075 Pagewizard... 5,972 JM 5,879
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So in the 2008 stats, Avenger had 27k posts and now he's dropped down to 19k. Whereas Dj-Thief's post count has increased even though he hasn't been active in years.
weird wild stuff
I abbreviated some people's names because that was really annoying to columnate
Also, I don't think it matters that my post count went down, and even if it had gone up, somehow I still feel like a loser.
I've cracked the top 15, **** yes, **** all y'all
Brian - Yep - plane lands August 5th!
Vin - Good to see I still rank, despite my post count halving...
I am the Stig
four more years! four more years!Originally Posted by happydud
[01:52] <~Nikumubeki> Because it's MBEGGAR BEGS LIKE A BEGONI.
I am the Stig
i remember being very desperate to break into the top posters list. give me attention!!!!
[01:52] <~Nikumubeki> Because it's MBEGGAR BEGS LIKE A BEGONI.
Looks like you're going to miss this week's heat wave. Lucky you. They're talking about over a hundred in Seattle!
Brain can you increase my post count to 7,613?
Brian can you permanently set my post count at 69,696,969?
Epstein didn't kill himself.
Byron can you make my post count decrement whenever I post instead of increment
I'd settle for 6,910, but no less thx Brain
Baryon can you
Brann are u bthere
Brian, could you set my post count to 4272?
Sorry for the lousy German
Cool, thanks!
Sorry for the lousy German
Amateur.
Wait, am I the highest semi-active member?
Boron can you make my post count so long that it breaks the tables
Requests denied.
but brynn
Epstein didn't kill himself.
but but but
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