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Thread: okay wtf where did all my posts go?

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    okay wtf where did all my posts go?

    I leave for FOUR YEARS and y'all go and delete over half my posts.

  2. #2
    That's actually one of those Massassi Forum Mysteries that by far remain unsolved. After some forum update (or ReTard hackathon), a lot of postcounts seem to have gone down (no idea if those posts have been removed for some reason or if only the postcounts were affected).

    Here's a Top 25 list of posters from Sept 2008.

    For comparison, here's Spork's (who hasn't been around in years) current post count.

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    Also, I miss Spork.

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    Also, this is a good way to do something about my depressed post count.

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    Start a thread and have a one on one conversation with one of the more spammy massassians. Nobody will know ifyou replace yourself with a chatbot.

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    You don't already think I'm a spambot? Looks like I've passed the Turing test.

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    ^^vv<><>BASTART
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    8,965
    I wonder how long a Markov chain bot of myself would go undetected.

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    Not very long, to your credit (and perhaps to the chagrin of others, at times).

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    Are there poll options to rank choices? We ought to set one up where each member ranks the others on a spectrum in various capacities--in this case, a subjective surmising of being able to pass the Turing test or not.

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    Child's Play CharityRibberium Mempyre!

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    12,497
    wait does this make me the current #2?

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    Administrator
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    Welcome back.

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    I've been trying to come back for a while, but I finally rejoined the IRC channel and got my email address changed to one I can access still so I could reset my password.

    (Hi Brian! I'm moving back from DC next week.)

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    Administrator
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    Back to Seattle area?

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    No Longer Homeless!
    Fancy Pants

    Posts
    9,833
    What's my post count?

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    No Longer Homeless!
    Fancy Pants

    Posts
    9,833
    How do I see who the top posters are?

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    No Longer Homeless!
    Fancy Pants

    Posts
    9,833
    OMG admin panel!

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    No Longer Homeless!
    Fancy Pants

    Posts
    9,833
    I'm not cheating at all.

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    No Longer Homeless!
    Fancy Pants

    Posts
    9,833
    Code:
    Dj Yoshi 	19,202
    Avenger 	19,148
    Emon 		19,021
    Baconfish 	17,746
    JediKirby 	17,363
    ECHOMAN 	16,886
    Nikumubeki 	15,882
    Cool Matty 	15,219
    Freelancer 	14,968
    Jon`C 		14,208
    Rob 		13,278
    Tibby 		12,497
    DrkJedi82 	12,250
    Thrawn[#'s] 	11,619
    saberopus 	11,178
    SAJN 		11,157
    mb 		10,783
    genk 		10,764
    Wolfy 		10,624
    gbk 		10,519
    Antony 		10,286
    Jep 		10,238
    Vin 		9,820
    Martyn 		8,999
    Jay 		8,804
    dalf 		8,684
    kyle90 		8,449
    Gebohq 		8,262
    M. MacFarlane 	8,142
    D. NOT SPE 	8,139
    Obi_Kwiet 	7,678
    Ruthven 	7,638
    Sarn_Cadrill 	7,465
    Zell 		7,191
    Shintock 	7,150
    Brian 		7,012
    JLee 		6,973
    Wookie06 	6,936
    happydud 	6,806
    Koobie 		6,805
    fishstickz 	6,607
    zanardi 	6,374
    Spork 		6,279
    Tracer 		6,240
    DogSRoOL 	6,227
    Deadman 	6,222
    The MAZZTer 	6,094
    Glyde Bane 	6,075
    Pagewizard... 	5,972
    JM 		5,879
    Last edited by Vin; 07-26-2017 at 02:10 PM.

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    So in the 2008 stats, Avenger had 27k posts and now he's dropped down to 19k. Whereas Dj-Thief's post count has increased even though he hasn't been active in years.

    weird wild stuff

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    No Longer Homeless!
    Fancy Pants

    Posts
    9,833
    I abbreviated some people's names because that was really annoying to columnate

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    No Longer Homeless!
    Fancy Pants

    Posts
    9,833
    Also, I don't think it matters that my post count went down, and even if it had gone up, somehow I still feel like a loser.

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    Likes Kittens. Eats Fluffies
    Posts
    12,135
    I've cracked the top 15, **** yes, **** all y'all

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    Brian - Yep - plane lands August 5th!

    Vin - Good to see I still rank, despite my post count halving...

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    Quote Originally Posted by happydud View Post
    I leave for FOUR YEARS and y'all go and delete over half my posts.
    four more years! four more years!
    [01:52] <~Nikumubeki> Because it's MBEGGAR BEGS LIKE A BEGONI.

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    i remember being very desperate to break into the top posters list. give me attention!!!!
    [01:52] <~Nikumubeki> Because it's MBEGGAR BEGS LIKE A BEGONI.

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    Administrator
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    Quote Originally Posted by happydud View Post
    Brian - Yep - plane lands August 5th!
    Looks like you're going to miss this week's heat wave. Lucky you. They're talking about over a hundred in Seattle!

  28. #28
    Brain can you increase my post count to 7,613?

  29. #29
    Brian can you permanently set my post count at 69,696,969?
    Epstein didn't kill himself.

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    Admiral of Awesome
    Posts
    18,379
    Byron can you make my post count decrement whenever I post instead of increment

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    I'd settle for 6,910, but no less thx Brain

  32. #32
    Admiral of Awesome
    Posts
    18,379
    Baryon can you

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    Brann are u bthere

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    Brian, could you set my post count to 4272?
    Sorry for the lousy German

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    Cool, thanks!
    Sorry for the lousy German

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    ALL GLORY TO THE CONTEST WINNER

    Posts
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    Quote Originally Posted by mb View Post
    i remember being very desperate to break into the top posters list. give me attention!!!!
    Amateur.

    Wait, am I the highest semi-active member?

  37. #37
    Admiral of Awesome
    Posts
    18,379
    Boron can you make my post count so long that it breaks the tables

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    Administrator
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    7,494
    Requests denied.

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    but brynn
    Epstein didn't kill himself.

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    but but but

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