KOOBIE: Nobody expects the unexpected.

THE GHOST OF HIGHEMPEROR: ...

GEBOHQ: Oh no, what have you done?

KOOBIE: Don't worry. It is under control.

THE GHOST OF HIGHEMPEROR: ...

KOOBIE: Is he doing a Gordon Freeman?

GEBOHQ: You had no right.

KOOBIE: Says who. I am a cyber ninja hacker ninja toe cowgirl. I come from the internet. Will you click on this this link please?

ALL: Oh, no.

KOOBIE: Oh, yes. It is about a Phoenix called our universe. Welcome to The Never-ending Story Thread³.