I had a job interview earlier this week. It was the third (hopefully final) interview with increasingly important interviewers. The first one was a simple screening interview, the second was a competency interview, and the third one was a chemistry interview to see if I was a good fit. The interviewer, after greetings and very simple get-to-know-you questions, said "Tell me a joke."
These are my four favorite jokes. I told him only the first one, as they are increasingly inappropriate.
Tell me your best/favorite joke(s).
These are my four favorite jokes. I told him only the first one, as they are increasingly inappropriate.
Quote:
A pirate captain walks into a pirate bar. The pirate captain has a ship steering wheel attached to the front of his pants. The pirate bartender says, "Arrr cap'n, ye have a steering wheel attached to yer crotch." The pirate captain responds, "Aye, it's driving me nuts!"
Quote:
A couple that had been married a long time were going to bed. The wife looks at herself in the mirror and says, "I feel fat and ugly and unattractive. Give me a compliment." So the husband says, "You have excellent vision."
Quote:
A stranger is sitting in a pub in Ireland and sees an old man at the end of the bar. The old man is quite melancholy, so the stranger asks why he is so gloomy. "I built and ran this pub for 18 years. But no one calls me Murphy the Barman. I made that statue in the town square, but no one calls me Murphy the Artist. I also built that fine sailboat down the bay, but no one calls me Murphy the Boat-builder. But man, ya get caught ****ing one goat..."
Quote:
Three econometricians go hunting. They come across a big, beautiful buck. The first fires, but misses a meter to the left. The second fires, but misses a meter to the right. The third shouts, "We got it! We got it!"
Tell me your best/favorite joke(s).