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    Daydreaming in my computer class......

    I'm bored. So I'm starting a thread. I'm also going to use single thought sentences the entire time. List some qualities you want in a soul mate.

    I could say a bunch of stuff that is kind of obvious. Like "kind". And "intelligent". So I have come up with these three things. Their strange.

    British accent
    Jewish (even though I am not)
    Lawyer

    British because I love the accent. Jewish because the Jews tend to be more practical and logical then other kinds of people. Don't know why. It's just something I noticed. Probably has something to do with their upbringing. Lawyer because someone has to bring home the bacon. I could become a lawyer. I would rather be a police officer.

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    Man: That goat doesn't love you.............
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    <font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Kieran Horn:
    I could become a lawyer. I would rather be a police officer.

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    and you'd get shot at with both
    Personnally I'd like a person that's kind, christian, and plays video games, also pref. a massassian
    i think i don't need to explain that

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    <font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Kieran Horn:
    British accent
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    I've recently realised that Liz Hurley has one of the sexiest accents I have ever heard.

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    I'm done with all my classes this semester

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    Apparently Ashkenazi Jews have the highest IQ of 'any of the breeds of man'.
    Here's a website about it, though I didn't read it because it looks kind of boring: http://www.jerrypournelle.com/report...g.html#Cochran

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    Hurrah for British accents.

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    And if your jewish and a lawyer you could be Kieran's "Life partner"!

    Notice he never said that this soul mate had to be a "woman"..

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    I think he means female Brit accents, Tone, plus the female accents just about everywhere except central london are just slaggish anyway. No offence to your mum or anything.

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    You should hear what I have to put up with. Chatham is evil for huge earrings.

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    'Landan' has a very slaggish accent IMO... but it is mild compared to accents from Manchester, Liverpool or Birmingham.

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    <font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">And if your jewish and a lawyer you could be Kieran's "Life partner"!
    Notice he never said that this soul mate had to be a "woman"..
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    Hey, I'll try almost anything once.

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    Man: Yeah, well me too! And I've been sleeping with your dog Woofy!
    Woman: Woofy?! You *****! Well, I'm also sleeping with your pet goat!
    Man: That goat doesn't love you.............
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    A policeman and a lawyer... Has'nt that been done already on numerous TV shows?

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    But not together.

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    Man: Baby, I've been sleeping with your sister.
    Woman: *gasp* Well, which one?
    Man: All of them.
    Woman: *gasp* Well, I've been sleeping with your best friend Jake!
    Man: Yeah, well me too! And I've been sleeping with your dog Woofy!
    Woman: Woofy?! You *****! Well, I'm also sleeping with your pet goat!
    Man: That goat doesn't love you.............
    Democracy: rule by the stupid

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    Back off Nytro! HE'S MINE!!!

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    You should try my british accent - it's not pretty! (YORKSHIRE! YORKSHIRE! YORKSHIRE!)

    I say silly things like "t'other side o'yon" and generally get the mick taken out of me somewhat (I'm at university and there are so very many southerners who get confused by such simple things)

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    The Liverpool accent has grown on me, it's kinda cute coming from the right girls.

    If you want to hear a "proper" accent, go to any county east of Southampton on the south coast.
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    <font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Kieran Horn:
    I'm bored. So I'm starting a thread. I'm also going to use single thought sentences the entire time. List some qualities you want in a soul mate.

    I could say a bunch of stuff that is kind of obvious. Like "kind". And "intelligent". So I have come up with these three things. Their strange.

    British accent
    Jewish (even though I am not)
    Lawyer

    British because I love the accent. Jewish because the Jews tend to be more practical and logical then other kinds of people. Don't know why. It's just something I noticed. Probably has something to do with their upbringing. Lawyer because someone has to bring home the bacon. I could become a lawyer. I would rather be a police officer.

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    funny you said bring home the bacon, since bacon isn't kosher. You forgot one crucial thing. 99% of Jewish women are totally hot and awesome... like Ninjas...

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    There's this really hot Jewish ninja at my school. How can I get her to love me? tips plz.

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    booze

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    Man: Baby, I've been sleeping with your sister.
    Woman: *gasp* Well, which one?
    Man: All of them.
    Woman: *gasp* Well, I've been sleeping with your best friend Jake!
    Man: Yeah, well me too! And I've been sleeping with your dog Woofy!
    Woman: Woofy?! You *****! Well, I'm also sleeping with your pet goat!
    Man: That goat doesn't love you.............
    Democracy: rule by the stupid

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    <font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Kieran Horn:
    ...List some qualities you want in a soul mate....</font>

    Well, I wont do that, but I will post a picture of my girlfriend... Its right here...

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    <font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Acharjay:
    My New Zealand accent could SIT on your English accent.</font>
    Truth.

    Just for the love of qod don't say 'idear' for 'idea' like every NZ person in the LotR commentaries always seemed too.. *stabstabstab*

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    It's a deal, as long as you stop saying "summat".

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    soul mate: A Godly Woman.

    for a definition of that see Proverbs 31 starting in verse 10. Also various parts of Song of Solomon.

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    <font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by djwguitarman:
    soul mate: A Godly Woman.

    for a definition of that see Proverbs 31 starting in verse 10. Also various parts of Song of Solomon.
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    Preach it.

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