I'm bored. So I'm starting a thread. I'm also going to use single thought sentences the entire time. List some qualities you want in a soul mate.
I could say a bunch of stuff that is kind of obvious. Like "kind". And "intelligent". So I have come up with these three things. Their strange.
British accent
Jewish (even though I am not)
Lawyer
British because I love the accent. Jewish because the Jews tend to be more practical and logical then other kinds of people. Don't know why. It's just something I noticed. Probably has something to do with their upbringing. Lawyer because someone has to bring home the bacon. I could become a lawyer. I would rather be a police officer.
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Man: Baby, I've been sleeping with your sister.
Woman: *gasp* Well, which one?
Man: All of them.
Woman: *gasp* Well, I've been sleeping with your best friend Jake!
Man: Yeah, well me too! And I've been sleeping with your dog Woofy!
Woman: Woofy?! You *****! Well, I'm also sleeping with your pet goat!
Man: That goat doesn't love you.............
I could say a bunch of stuff that is kind of obvious. Like "kind". And "intelligent". So I have come up with these three things. Their strange.
British accent
Jewish (even though I am not)
Lawyer
British because I love the accent. Jewish because the Jews tend to be more practical and logical then other kinds of people. Don't know why. It's just something I noticed. Probably has something to do with their upbringing. Lawyer because someone has to bring home the bacon. I could become a lawyer. I would rather be a police officer.
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Man: Baby, I've been sleeping with your sister.
Woman: *gasp* Well, which one?
Man: All of them.
Woman: *gasp* Well, I've been sleeping with your best friend Jake!
Man: Yeah, well me too! And I've been sleeping with your dog Woofy!
Woman: Woofy?! You *****! Well, I'm also sleeping with your pet goat!
Man: That goat doesn't love you.............
Democracy: rule by the stupid