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Massassi's Unwritten Rules
2004-02-02, 6:38 PM #1
1. If it seems clever or smart alec-y, it's been done before.

2. If anyone puts something like "I don't want this to become a (fill in the blank) thread", the very next post will say, "(fill in the blank).

More rules?

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I went to a restaurant that serves "breakfast at any time". So I ordered French Toast during the Renaissance.
-Steven Wright
I went to a restaurant that serves "breakfast at any time". So I ordered French Toast during the Renaissance.
-Steven Wright
2004-02-02, 6:42 PM #2
I don't want this to become a pointless thread...

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"The Oracle told me I would die with my boots on. I've worn tennis shoes ever since." - Axis
2004-02-02, 8:26 PM #3
(Fill in the blank)

... Wait, I think I messed up. Can I get a do-over?

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"This world is made of love and peace!"
"Let's live today, let's live tomorrow, and let's live the day after that, even if it means living in eternal pain."
- Vash the Stampede
"I got kicked off the high school debate team for saying 'Yeah? Well, **** you!'
... I thought I had won."
2004-02-02, 8:32 PM #4
Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?

..

Because it had no arms.

Why did the girl fall out of the tree?

..

Because she was stapled to the monkey.

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The future is here, and all bets are off.
And when the moment is right, I'm gonna fly a kite.
2004-02-02, 10:33 PM #5
Why did the other monkey fall out of the tree?

It was hit by the girl on her way down.


Why did the hippopotamus fall out of the tree?

Trick question - hippopotamuses don't climb trees.
2004-02-03, 1:42 AM #6
When I think about you I touch myself...

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2004-02-03, 1:43 AM #7
Me too. I use my fingers to stab out my eyes.

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Do you have stairs in your house?
Do you have stairs in your house?
2004-02-03, 2:03 AM #8
Oooh ooooh! I wanna be in the "In-Crowd"! I can stab out MY eyes!!!

/me stabs them out


Being cool hurts... but it hurts good!

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Frightening the very small and very old since 1952.
Frightening the very small and very old since 1952.
2004-02-03, 2:14 AM #9
Story of my life.

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2004-02-03, 3:02 AM #10
It all becomes very clear now.....

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2004-02-03, 3:22 AM #11
Drugs are bad.. Mkay?

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"I'm seriously going to hump you until you scream like a banshee!"
obviously you've never been able to harness the power of cleavage...

maeve
2004-02-03, 3:33 AM #12
If you try to start a serious thread, most likely it will quickly turn to lunacy and crazed ravings.

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2004-02-03, 3:36 AM #13
My girlfriend has sent me 104 emails in the last month.

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2004-02-03, 3:41 AM #14
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by MechWarrior:
My girlfriend has sent me 104 emails in the last month.

</font>


And I've read every one

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Happy "Diseased" dud: You said I'd be like this guy. Boycotting everything..
Happy "Diseased" dud: ted kazcnisky. That's who it was.
Happy "Diseased" dud: Wait, That's the unibomer.
Happy "Diseased" dud: Wrong guy.
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--Garrison Keillor
2004-02-03, 3:44 AM #15
Hacker you will be flogged for your crimes!

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2004-02-03, 3:52 AM #16
Every now and then, the -ians need a crazy thread to get out all their giggles.

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Signatures are overrated.

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2004-02-03, 3:54 AM #17
/me rubs the Burrie

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2004-02-03, 3:54 AM #18
Um....pie?

[http://www.coffeedrome.com/images/pie1.jpg]

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"I like pie alot.
Thats why i look like a pie.
With banana cream."

-Unknown artist
2004-02-03, 4:12 AM #19
PI IS EXACTLY 3!!!

Oh and one more thing... MY BUBBLES!!! *glares*

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[This message has been edited by fragment (edited February 03, 2004).]
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2004-02-03, 4:51 AM #20
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"lucky_jackpot is the smily god..." -gothicX
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2004-02-03, 4:57 AM #21
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by lucky_jackpot:
"No arguing, it's not up to debate - gothicX speaks the truth!"
</font>


<3

Also, don't eat the pudding.

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2004-02-03, 5:12 AM #22
-Always stare at the sun. It shall tell you the time.

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2004-02-03, 5:19 AM #23
Yeah, like, "Time to get sunglasses."

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Map-Review | Digital Core | The Matrix: Unplugged

Farewell, MaDaVentor. In our hearts, you'll always live on.
2004-02-03, 5:21 AM #24
I suppose you thought that was terribly clever.

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[This message has been edited by MechWarrior (edited February 03, 2004).]
2004-02-03, 6:07 AM #25
Yes. Yes it was.

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2004-02-03, 6:08 AM #26
Zing!

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Happy "Diseased" dud: You said I'd be like this guy. Boycotting everything..
Happy "Diseased" dud: ted kazcnisky. That's who it was.
Happy "Diseased" dud: Wait, That's the unibomer.
Happy "Diseased" dud: Wrong guy.
"If you watch television news, you will know less about the world than if you just drink gin straight out of the bottle."
--Garrison Keillor
2004-02-03, 6:13 AM #27
Wraaaaaaa!!!

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2004-02-03, 6:16 AM #28
Okay the intellegence here is dropping.

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2004-02-03, 6:26 AM #29
And I thought that wasn't possible...

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Sorry for the lousy English
Sorry for the lousy German
2004-02-03, 6:29 AM #30
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Impi:
And I thought that wasn't possible...</font>


I find your lack of faith disturbing....

/me throws pies at Impi

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The future is here, and all bets are off.
And when the moment is right, I'm gonna fly a kite.
2004-02-03, 6:29 AM #31
Could people have a negative IQ?

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Map-Review | Digital Core | The Matrix: Unplugged

Farewell, MaDaVentor. In our hearts, you'll always live on.
2004-02-03, 6:35 AM #32
Take off your pants and present yourself to me.

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2004-02-03, 7:19 AM #33
Holy CRAP no!

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Young men make wars, and the virtues of war are the virtues of young men: courage and hope for the future. Then old men make the peace, and the vices of old men are the vices of peace: mistrust and caution. It must be so.
-Laurence of Arabia
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2004-02-03, 7:44 AM #34
[http://blargh.mine.nu/test/53/1.jpg]

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Pissed Off?
2004-02-03, 8:04 AM #35
If you ask people to not to something in a thread, at least three morons will do it just out of sheer idiocy. I've sort of made it a policy to intervene when people take it to extremes - it's goddamned rude and really annoying.
A desperate disease requires a dangerous remedy.

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art
2004-02-03, 8:07 AM #36
yeah, this thread is kinda unsettling in a way

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Drugs & Stupidity, Tons of it.
2004-02-03, 8:15 AM #37
Sorry [http://forums.massassi.net/html/frown.gif]

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2004-02-03, 8:50 AM #38
What's going on here? Did I miss something? Hey, I just got a book about cats, and it says Tigers like to kill domestic livestock and won't hesitate to go after humans as well. Nice!
2004-02-03, 9:18 AM #39
Cheeky tigers.

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please
"Those ****ing amateurs... You left your dog, you idiots!"
2004-02-03, 9:26 AM #40
Dude, this tiger with a limp kept coming and stealing the children from my village, until this little jungle-boy who was raised by wolves came and killed the tiger by trampling it under the cattle he was herding.
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