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Massassi's Unwritten Rules
2004-02-03, 9:59 AM #41
Wow. Is this not the most pointless thread ever? Well, I'm sure there has worse, but I'm suprised this one has survived this one. Anyway, post count + 1. YAY!

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2004-02-03, 10:03 AM #42
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by bobafett765:
but I'm suprised this one has survived this one.
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[This message has been edited by cybrid81 (edited February 03, 2004).]
2004-02-03, 10:15 AM #43
Yay for confusing posts!

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2004-02-03, 10:51 AM #44
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by erik314:
1. If it seems clever or smart alec-y, it's been done before.
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No, the rule is that if it has been done before it has been done before. We have had threads called "Do not post your pic" more than once in the past. And yes, you are alluding to that other thread.
2004-02-03, 11:09 AM #45
it just seems like a thread to post your thoughts, better than posting a new thread, right?

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2004-02-03, 11:11 AM #46
I have something between my teeth

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Pissed Off?
2004-02-03, 1:06 PM #47
Okay, if anyone needs a shower, this would be a good time.

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2004-02-03, 2:15 PM #48
/takes shower

Ahh.. that was refreshing. now why did i just do that?

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2004-02-03, 2:35 PM #49
O_o

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2004-02-03, 6:58 PM #50
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Everything in this thread

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...wtf?

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2004-02-03, 7:29 PM #51
All right everyone, I am here now. You can all stop the shinanigans. I know you'd all be ashamed if you looked less intelligent than me.

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2004-02-03, 7:33 PM #52
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Jipe:
Why did the other monkey fall out of the tree?

It was hit by the girl on her way down.


Why did the hippopotamus fall out of the tree?

Trick question - hippopotamuses don't climb trees.</font>


You all got your jokes messed up...

First, it goes...

Why did the koala fall out of the tree?
it was suicidal

Why did the second koala fall out of the tree?
it was stapled to the first

Why did the third koala fall out of the tree?
peer pressure

Why did the kangaroo die?
It was crushed by 3 falling koalas

Why did the plane crash?
The pilot was a loaf of bread

Whats big red and looks like a bucket?
A small blue bucket in disguise.
2004-02-03, 7:44 PM #53
I just broke my Korean Ninja G.I Joe action figure, with ninja Sword and Crossbow accessories... [http://forums.massassi.net/html/frown.gif]


DAMN YOU, WORLD! HE WAS ONLY 3 WEEKS FROM RETIREMENT!

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2004-02-03, 8:57 PM #54
why did the checken cross the road?

To get to the other side.

Why did the dead baby cross the road?

It was stapled to the chicken.

whats the difference between a truckload of bowling balls and a truckload of dead babies?

you cant unload bowling balls with a pitchfork.

how many dead babies does it take to paint a house?

Depends on how hard you throw them...

/me prepares of barrage of flames.

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2004-02-03, 9:27 PM #55
What do you call a Donkey with 3 legs?

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2004-02-03, 9:43 PM #56
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Chaz Ghostle:
What do you call a Donkey with 3 legs?
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Cazor.

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2004-02-03, 9:51 PM #57
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Chaz Ghostle:
What do you call a Donkey with 3 legs?

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3/4 of a jack***

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[This message has been edited by Avenger (edited February 04, 2004).]
Pissed Off?
2004-02-03, 11:42 PM #58
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">
Originally posted by Chaz Ghostle:
What do you call a Donkey with 3 legs?

Originally posted by gothicX:
Cazor
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Oh that made me laugh so hard, I had trouble trying to explain that in the office, why I was snickering away at my desk [http://forums.massassi.net/html/wink.gif] - cheers gothicX, you made my day [http://forums.massassi.net/html/biggrin.gif]

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2004-02-04, 8:45 AM #59
Hey guys guess what I'm getting a 58 in calculus right now... I should feel bad but I don't isn't that crazy?

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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Burrie|WatchingFromTheShadows holds up a skeleton's head. "= or !=. That is the statement."</font>
2004-02-04, 10:11 AM #60
Some unwritten rules for the chatroom:
1. Never talk about anything other than utter nonsense or computers. If you get bored with one topic, move to the other.
2. Kiss up to Brian incessantly, in hopes that he will give you attention, thus giving meaning to your normally hopelessly dull existence.
3. When Brian is not there, forget about anything he says. i.e. his seemingly insecure banning of anything remotely sexual in nature.
4. Bore the hell out of stat.

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2004-02-04, 10:29 AM #61
Stat said sexual thats a forbidden word... I'm telling Sine on you!!

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Quote:
<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Burrie|WatchingFromTheShadows holds up a skeleton's head. "= or !=. That is the statement."</font>
2004-02-04, 10:40 AM #62
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2004-02-04, 10:43 AM #63
Quote:
<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by MechWarrior:
Hey guys guess what I'm getting a 58 in calculus right now... I should feel bad but I don't isn't that crazy?

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That's EXACTLY what happened to me last semester. Even the grade. [http://forums.massassi.net/html/smile.gif]

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2004-02-04, 10:45 AM #64
Quote:
<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by stat:
Some unwritten rules for the chatroom:
1. Never talk about anything other than utter nonsense or computers. If you get bored with one topic, move to the other.
2. Kiss up to Brian incessantly, in hopes that he will give you attention, thus giving meaning to your normally hopelessly dull existence.
3. When Brian is not there, forget about anything he says. i.e. his seemingly insecure banning of anything remotely sexual in nature.
4. Bore the hell out of stat.
</font>


Rules to live by.


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2004-02-04, 10:47 AM #65
Quote:
<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Freelancer:
That's EXACTLY what happened to me last semester. Even the grade. [http://forums.massassi.net/html/smile.gif]

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So did you let it get to you?

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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Burrie|WatchingFromTheShadows holds up a skeleton's head. "= or !=. That is the statement."</font>
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