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Aftershave
2004-02-04, 7:28 AM #41
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Tracer:
You pussies with your safety razors - shaving is supposed to be manly and exciting, the element of danger constantly looming overhead. Use knife or a hatchet or something.

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Well, I was thinking of using Jason's Machette..... [http://forums.massassi.net/html/smile.gif]



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2004-02-04, 7:31 AM #42
I had a Norelco electric for a while, but I found that it generally shaved off only the top layer of skin but left the hair intact. That's why I've gone back to blades. They offer a much smoother shave, anyway.

In addition, the aftershave I bought was non-alcohol based. I thought about it in the store for a minute, then realized I would have to be a freaking moron to put alcohol on my face after shaving. Remember this age-old economics expression:

Drink, drive, shave: choose two.
2004-02-04, 8:55 AM #43
I use a shard of glass to shave.

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2004-02-04, 11:27 AM #44
i use shick, but not for my face, at least not since i've talked to Doras, but that was just once i sware.

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2004-02-04, 1:07 PM #45
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by happydud:
I use a shard of glass to shave.</font>


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2004-02-04, 5:28 PM #46
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by fingarez:
I had a Norelco electric for a while, but I found that it generally shaved off only the top layer of skin but left the hair intact. That's why I've gone back to blades. They offer a much smoother shave, anyway.

In addition, the aftershave I bought was non-alcohol based. I thought about it in the store for a minute, then realized I would have to be a freaking moron to put alcohol on my face after shaving. Remember this age-old economics expression:

Drink, drive, shave: choose two.</font>


1.) Electric preshave lotion helps a lot in that respect.

2.) The alcohol will disinfect [http://forums.massassi.net/html/tongue.gif]

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2004-02-05, 2:52 PM #47
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Wolfy:
Just like a real man!

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Just to clarify, it's a RUSTY shard of glass. And if I happen to cut myself, I pour salt in it. A LOT of salt.

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2004-02-05, 3:08 PM #48
Electric razor. Very nice. My face feels fine. *nod nod nod*

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2004-02-05, 3:42 PM #49
*waves Remmington flag*

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2004-02-05, 3:44 PM #50
How does glass get rusty?

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2004-02-05, 3:45 PM #51
I recently bought a new electric after my brother said that the old one I had inherited had lived ~10yrs, so just extrapolate the cost of blades and, well

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2004-02-05, 4:13 PM #52
I use a knife.
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Ok i use electric.

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2004-02-05, 4:16 PM #53
Simple 3-Blade razor blade. No aftershave. All good and clean. [http://forums.massassi.net/html/smile.gif]

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2004-02-05, 4:19 PM #54
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Avenger:
How does glass get rusty?

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Its a special kind of iron-based glass.

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2004-02-05, 4:20 PM #55
We don't have that new age stuff over here on the West Coast yet.

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2004-02-05, 4:28 PM #56
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Avenger:
We don't have that new age stuff over here on the West Coast yet.

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That's because you are stuck in 2003.
2004-02-06, 12:49 AM #57
Im gonna hijack this thread now.


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2004-02-06, 6:00 AM #58
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by GBK:
Its a special kind of iron-based glass.

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Less than Three.

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2004-02-06, 6:14 AM #59
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by DeTRiTiC-iQ:
Shaving before you shower also increases the risk of getting cut.

If you happen to cut yourself, just stick a bit of toilet paper over the cut and by the time you are ready to leave the house you can just pull off the paper and it's all fine.</font>


True to a point, your supposed to wet your face down and everything before you even put on shaving cream.

I hate shaving the night before, I wake up and feel like claws are growing out of my face.


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2004-02-06, 6:38 AM #60
The night before?

When you are preparing to go out the first thing you do is shower and shave, then on the rare occasion you happen to cut yourself you have about 20 minutes for the wound to heal (which is plenty of time for a razor cut) before leaving the house.

I mean that's what I always do, shave about half an hour before leaving the house.
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2004-02-06, 8:19 AM #61
I shave occasionally, with Gilette disposable jobbies with a double blade and a random chemical. But I haven't been shaving lately. I'm growing chin pubes.

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2004-02-06, 11:47 AM #62
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