Why Macs suck:
1. No software.
2. Upgrade? Throw it out, get a new one.
3. Speed. Hah, yea right. It's only faster cause it doesn't have a proper program to benchmark it with. See 1.
4. May I refer you to the version number of OS X? What is it? 5 OS's in 4 years?
5. EXPENSIVE
6. Hi, I'm Mr. Incompatible with most standards, nice to meet you.
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Reasons people give for Macs owning the universe, and why they are wrong:
1. Virus free: Because no one uses it, so of course no one is going to bother writing a virus for it.
2. Faster. Wait, let's benchmark it in Adobe Premiere! Oh darn, Adobe Premiere is windows only now! Well, what about this benchmark? It's crossplatform, that should work! Oh crap, we didn't get the results we liked, I guess we better turn on the apple-specific optimizations!
3. Great for Photoediting/Videoediting: Adobe Premiere, one of the best video editing programs is now Windows only. Photoshop will probably follow suit. "But Mac's have firewire and all those special ports now, as default". Yea, for $3000. Lemme go buy a $40 firewire PCI card and call it even.
4. 64BIT PROCESSING! On what? Quicktime rendering? Oh good, now we get trailers an hour earlier than usual. Oh wait, that's right, quicktime is crappy and ad-maniac just like its Realplayer counterpart. Oh, and even better! AMD64!
5. Dual Processors: Double the speed, double the price, same productivity. Oh look, OS X loaded 10 seconds faster! Unfortunately I can't do a dam thing in it though!
6. Simpler to use. Well we just use the right mouse button to... wait, where's the right mouse button? Oh. That's right. Ctrl click. Cause everyone likes 2 hands to click on something. Oh, and that bar at the top? Yea, it's stuck there, and there's not a dam thing you can do to it. Not a dam thing at all. Still not satisfied? Drag something to the desktop from your CD-ROM drive, then take the cd out. Where did all the files go?!
7. They're colorful! Ok, as crappy a reason as it is, may I refer you to the modding contest TechTV had a while ago? Can I say MILLENIUM FALCOM PC? KTHNXBYE! Oh, you say that's not mainstream? Ok, fine, go buy yourself a alienware and get over it.
8. Microsoft stole the idea of the GUI/mouse. Well dam, I guess we should sue Linux too, since they stole the idea of security from Microsoft. Wait... something's backwards there...
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That's all I got on me right now. I think it's pretty well written, I do say so myself.
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