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Hrmmm...stalkers anyone?
2004-03-04, 11:34 AM #1
Okay so my friend was talking about how he overheard this girl telling some other girl her cell phone number. So some guy goes "You should call them up at 5 in the morning and say 'You're pretty when you sleep.'" Afterwards I tell him if he doesn't do it, I will, so now I have the number. Now I want to be stalker-ish without invoking the police in on this...and to those of you who are disgusted and/or freaked out about this--it's a joke, so deal. No "OMG IT'S WRONG OMG!!!11" or "You're so sick." posts please. Like I said, it's a joke.

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2004-03-04, 11:36 AM #2
I want a play by play of this pseudo-stalking [http://forums.massassi.net/html/smile.gif]

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2004-03-04, 11:36 AM #3
"Overheard this girl"

...You don't even know the girl?

Seriously... playing jokes on friends is ok if you know they'll see the funny side of it, but playing jokes on strangers is not a nice thing to do. Especially one as horrible as this.

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2004-03-04, 11:37 AM #4
I have one word for you.

payphone.

ooh ooh... two more.

cassette recorder.

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2004-03-04, 11:38 AM #5
it's a really STUPID joke.

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2004-03-04, 11:38 AM #6
One of em prolly likes the chick and wants to hook up wit em... I mean going thru all this trouble to prank some stranger girl is kind weird, unless there's some underlying motivation here...

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2004-03-04, 11:40 AM #7
I just think its a pretty stupid idea, but it isn't me so...

So really, I'd ring at about 3 or 4, seems like a better time. Do some heavy breathing and say something unsettling.

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2004-03-04, 11:45 AM #8
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Em Playa:
One of em prolly likes the chick and wants to hook up wit em... I mean going thru all this trouble to prank some stranger girl is kind weird, unless there's some underlying motivation here...

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Yeah, I think you're right.

This is not a good way to get the girl to like you. It will probably have the complete opposite effect.

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2004-03-04, 11:46 AM #9
Yeah, say something like "I just stole all your donuts and you're not getting them back." Jeez, how childish can you get?
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2004-03-04, 11:55 AM #10
Your going to end up scaring the girl and might make her seriously upset. Not a good idea.

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2004-03-04, 12:02 PM #11
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Septic Yogurt:
So really, I'd ring at about 3 or 4, seems like a better time. Do some heavy breathing and say something unsettling.</font>




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2004-03-04, 12:36 PM #12
Use something that distorts your voice so it's all creepy like.

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2004-03-04, 12:39 PM #13
or... you could just start talking to the person like you know them, using inside joke-ish things, but refuse to accept that you have the wrong number. If she hangs up just call again. Then start accusing her of stealing your friend's phone. [http://forums.massassi.net/html/tongue.gif]

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2004-03-04, 12:48 PM #14
TheJKwhosaysNi: It is possible not to be attracted to every woman that you come across or get the phone number of.

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Checksum: I thought about it, I guess I'm striving for my own personal ideals. I'll just project those ideals onto Jesus and say "I'm trying to be like Jesus" so that I won't have to listen to you banter endlessly about me worshipping a false god or some such.

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2004-03-04, 1:57 PM #15
Did it ever occur to you that maybe she turns her cellphone off when she goes to bed?

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2004-03-04, 2:04 PM #16
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Kieran Horn:
TheJKwhosaysNi: It is possible not to be attracted to every woman that you come across or get the phone number of.

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Yes... but like Em Play said there is some other motivation here.

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2004-03-04, 2:12 PM #17
You have fun with that. I'll not be involved at all.

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2004-03-04, 2:15 PM #18
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Speak:
it's a really STUPID joke.</font>




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2004-03-04, 2:16 PM #19
Caller "I know you know how to use a phone..."

Girl "Who is this?!"

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2004-03-04, 2:18 PM #20
If you must do it, use a payphone. Most cell plans have caller ID.
2004-03-04, 2:21 PM #21
http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=empathy

Because I'm sure you'd like to woken up by some complete stranger who got your phone number by eavesdropping and wants to ring you for the sole purpose of scaring you and is posting about it on a internet message board.

Nooo, that doesn't scream psychopathic, monkey-loving, disturbed childhood, serial killer at all. [http://forums.massassi.net/html/rolleyes.gif]
2004-03-04, 2:25 PM #22
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Jon`C:
If you must do it, use a payphone. Most cell plans have caller ID.</font>


listen to the man, it sounds like he's stalked many a foxy lady [http://forums.massassi.net/html/wink.gif]


. . . no but seriously, its not that good of a thing to do, that can be a serious line to cross. Maybe just something funny or weird, but not somethign that'll scare a girl that much.

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2004-03-04, 2:28 PM #23
Do it. If she gets really scared tho the next day call again and say ur sorry. Just for the heck of it.

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2004-03-04, 3:18 PM #24
Wow I guess everyone will just ignore me. I mean, doesn't anyone see the flaw?

HER CELL PHONE WILL BE OFF. IT'S FREAKIN 4AM!

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2004-03-04, 3:22 PM #25
Oh yeah....

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2004-03-04, 3:41 PM #26
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Sol:
Your going to end up scaring the girl and might make her seriously upset. Not a good idea.

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Indeed. Creeping people out doesn't make you very well liked. Regardless, if you did that to me - joke or not - I would rip out your larynx.

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2004-03-04, 4:23 PM #27
Just so you know, harassment is a criminal offence in all 50 states punishable by up to 10 years in jail.

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2004-03-04, 5:02 PM #28
What about Austrailia?

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2004-03-04, 5:25 PM #29
First offence unarmed harassment can land you in jail for up to 2 years over here.

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2004-03-04, 5:58 PM #30
Dude... you gotta use this line:

'Love Fist, your days of polluting the airways are over. I gave you a chance to be friends. Now I'm giving you the chance to die.'

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2004-03-04, 6:15 PM #31
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Run:
http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=empathy

Because I'm sure you'd like to woken up by some complete stranger who got your phone number by eavesdropping and wants to ring you for the sole purpose of scaring you and is posting about it on a internet message board.

Nooo, that doesn't scream psychopathic, monkey-loving, disturbed childhood, serial killer at all. [http://forums.massassi.net/html/rolleyes.gif]</font>


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2004-03-04, 6:25 PM #32
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2004-03-04, 7:08 PM #33
BAD IDEA.

Need I say more?



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2004-03-04, 7:14 PM #34
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Cool Matty:
Wow I guess everyone will just ignore me. I mean, doesn't anyone see the flaw?

HER CELL PHONE WILL BE OFF. IT'S FREAKIN 4AM!

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There's a possible within your flaw. It's statistically improbable that a young girl will ever turn her phone off. People don't turn them off when they got to movies, why would they turnt hem off when they got to sleep?
2004-03-04, 7:15 PM #35
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Pagewizard_YKS:
BAD IDEA.

Need I say more?

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Well you already did so why stop now.

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2004-03-05, 1:10 AM #36
Firstly, it's illegal. Secondly it's wrong to do do someone, especially a girl. I mean, this is the sort of think that I might do to my friends because I know they'd recognize it as me and as a joke. But I wouldn't do it to a stranger or a girl, that'd be uncalled for. What do you accomplish? You freak her out and now she's afraid. And that's funny? No, that's cruel.

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2004-03-05, 4:48 AM #37
In holland we got Ali Osram, he just calls people of, like the police and then say:
"the case with 100.000.000 euro's (somekind a dollars) is in the parking lot, when do i get my 300 kilo of cocaine"

or

"Men, you railroad guys are stopid, i tell to a guy, take care of my girl for the next three days, he walks away!"

you know that kinds a things

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2004-03-05, 5:58 AM #38
This kind of thing can really freak people out will often result in the Police been called. If you do do it make sure that she knows it's only a prank and let her get some sleep at least, that way she won't be cranky.

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2004-03-05, 6:41 AM #39
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Cool Matty:
Wow I guess everyone will just ignore me. I mean, doesn't anyone see the flaw?

HER CELL PHONE WILL BE OFF. IT'S FREAKIN 4AM!

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Erm well not really. Most people leave it on as they text each other before they go to bed. Also a lot of people charge their phone overnight - also leaving it on.

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2004-03-05, 6:50 AM #40
This is a bad idea. Bad for you. God knows, if someone started harassing my girlfriend, Id hunt him down like a dog and start breaking off limbs until he sceamed for mercy.


For the sake of your soul, dont do this. If she has a half a brain, she will either call the police, call someone who doesnt follow judicial procedure.....

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