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Hrmmm...stalkers anyone?
2004-03-05, 8:16 AM #41
I don't think Massassi needs to lose another member, Dj. I would just reccomend forgetting about the prank.

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2004-03-05, 11:11 AM #42
My current experience of stalkers (which is quite comprehensive) is that it's all just a bit of a laugh until someone gets hurt. How about instead you just ring her and ask if she fancies meeting up with you for a coffee or something? If she asks how you got her number just say you thought she was really pretty and decided to make a note of her number when she said it just in case you could overcome your shyness (add various other conditions girls find cute, e.g. anaemia, diabetes, permanent but non-infectious cold) and give her a call. The important thing is flattery.

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2004-03-05, 5:17 PM #43
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Jagged Conscience:
My current experience of stalkers (which is quite comprehensive) is that it's all just a bit of a laugh until someone gets hurt. How about instead you just ring her and ask if she fancies meeting up with you for a coffee or something? If she asks how you got her number just say you thought she was really pretty and decided to make a note of her number when she said it just in case you could overcome your shyness (add various other conditions girls find cute, e.g. anaemia, diabetes, permanent but non-infectious cold) and give her a call. The important thing is flattery.

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Still a bad idea. It makes you look like a p*ssy. (edit. its not censored automatically, so it is technically legal, but still....) (in other words, you didn't have the cajones to approach and get the number yourself, you instead got it by eavesdropping.)


Flattery is on the most part worthless unless the situation arises where it can be belivable. if you flatter her too much, it makes it look like you'll do anything to get into her pants. This is not what you want to convey.

Also, don't talk down about yourself. (I.e. say you are shy, or some other lame-a$$ excuse) Your only objective is to make yourself appear confident and in control of yourself. Ultimately, you won't have to fake this like you do at first-- you will make it a natural attribute if you keep doing it long enough.


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2004-03-05, 5:20 PM #44
O_O

I suggest you edit that post before an admin does it...and with unfavorable results to boot.

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2004-03-05, 7:20 PM #45
um...question...nowhere in DJ's post did he mention being interested in this girl, at all...just that he wants to carry out some silly prank on her.

Given that fact...how has this thread evolved into giving him advice on how to pick her up?

*blink*

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2004-03-05, 7:34 PM #46
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Jaiph:
...Given that fact...how has this thread evolved into giving him advice on how to pick her up?...</font>


Hey, and Page isnt very far away! Perfect! [http://forums.massassi.net/html/biggrin.gif]

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2004-03-05, 7:51 PM #47
Um...thanks...yah. I just want to play a harmless prank, something that'll creep her out a bit but not enough to run to the cops. Something that'll be FUNNY not land me in jail. That's why I came here first--to make sure I didn't end up with a restraining order or something. Yah. I'm still wondering where people got the idea I like this person when I got this number from my friend whom overheard the conversation. Anyways, I like the old friend routine--sounds harmless and funny to me [http://forums.massassi.net/html/biggrin.gif].

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2004-03-05, 7:59 PM #48
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Dj Yoshi:
Um...thanks...yah. I just want to play a harmless prank, something that'll creep her out a bit but not enough to run to the cops. Something that'll be FUNNY not land me in jail.

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Just don't do it. Why run the risk?

If you do end up in jail, just be happy that the prison rape rumours are greatly exaggerated and are practically nonexistent in low-security joints. (I read this somewhere, in case you were thinking that I was a hardened criminal... [http://forums.massassi.net/html/biggrin.gif] )

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2004-03-05, 8:03 PM #49
Suuuuuuuuuure Pagewizard. You're telling me to just don't out of 'wisdom' and not 'experience' right??

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