Okay, to start off, every Friday the theater that I usually go to gets swarmed with rent-a-cops. Most of them are huge jerks. They are always punking kids, trying to tell them what to do, pushing them around, yelling at them because they “look like a group of hooligans” etc. So I went to subway, and got a sandwich, then I met my friends at the McDonalds. So I sit down we talk and stuff. The rent-a-cop comes over "Hey, you can’t have subway in a McDonalds" he gives me a lecture about why I cant bring outside food here, starts yelling etc. all that stuff, and I say "This isn't Dunkin Dounuts, that's across the street" so he gets all "If you have something to say to me say it to my face, punk!" and I stand up, I'm like a foot taller then him, I love being tall..and I say "Is that badge REAL plastic?" he says "I've had enough of you! Get the hell out of here, you god**** punk!!" and I say "Hey stop using vulgarity, you are hurting my Christian ears, you worship Satan don't you!" and he gets pissed, so I walk out and stand right outside the place. He says "I said leave!" I am like "I'm not in the place!" he says "NO, away from here, get out!" So I say "Hey, your eyes are glazed.........have you been eating donuts!" so he says "Come with me!" and I say "On a date? Sorry, I don’t swing that way." and then he started yelling like really pissed, so I figure I need at least ONE MORE donut joke, so I say "Oh look! It's raining jelly donut filling!" then I ran like hell. Even the people that work at the movie theater don’t like the rent-a-cops. They are just guys that feel that they have power over these kids, so they just act like jerks, thinking that they have SPECIAL POWERS!
My other bad rent-a-cop experience was when I went to see “The Italian Job”, this huge group of kids kept running around being jerks (Middle school kids, those annoying punk girls, you know the Britney Spears wannabe kind.) So the movie stars and the ushers start yelling at them. Finally the rent-a-cop comes in “SHUT UP GAHHHHHHHHH WRAHHHH! Etc..” (SO he didn’t GAHH and WRAHH, but whatever) and they shut up.....for about 5 seconds! So three of them stand up, cell phones all that jazz etc. being jerks, they walk over and turn on the bleeping lights! So I get up and turn them off. I tell the rent-a-cop he says he will take care of them. 2 mins later same girls walk back in. Then a few mins later do the SAME THING AGAIN! So I chase one of them, and grab them by the coat, because if I didn’t she would have run away. The rent-a-cop runs over to me, starts yelling AT ME! “Hey, let go of her, want to get kicked out of here, you know what, why don’t you leave!” I say “She kept turning on the lights!” he said “Yeah, well it isn’t your problem! Let me take care of this!” I say “fine, sorry” I walk back in sit down, and VWA-LA! Lights go on again. I run out to the rent-a-cop, “Why don’t you do your friggin job?!? You said you would take care of them! Just saying “that’s not very nice” isn’t much good! Kick them out of the theater!” after about 5 mins of me yelling at this cop, he finally gets some brains and kicks out the stupid girls. I walk in the theater and I say “Yeah, they are gone” so the people in the theater start clapping, all I could do was laugh. It was just great, that I had to do a cops job for him.
Some of you may think I am a jerk, but you really should see these cops “YEAH WELL THEY HAVE FEELING TOO!” Yeah well, maybe they needed to be taught a lesson. All they do is walk around punking kids and acting like they are King of the world. My teacher said “You could of solved it a bit better, but that’s damn funny, and I’m glad someone finally showed those jerks up”
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I’m not going to die, I’m going to see if I was ever alive. - Spike
It's not your right to decide whether they live or die. They deserve a chance! - Vash
BABIES EVERYWHERE!!!
My other bad rent-a-cop experience was when I went to see “The Italian Job”, this huge group of kids kept running around being jerks (Middle school kids, those annoying punk girls, you know the Britney Spears wannabe kind.) So the movie stars and the ushers start yelling at them. Finally the rent-a-cop comes in “SHUT UP GAHHHHHHHHH WRAHHHH! Etc..” (SO he didn’t GAHH and WRAHH, but whatever) and they shut up.....for about 5 seconds! So three of them stand up, cell phones all that jazz etc. being jerks, they walk over and turn on the bleeping lights! So I get up and turn them off. I tell the rent-a-cop he says he will take care of them. 2 mins later same girls walk back in. Then a few mins later do the SAME THING AGAIN! So I chase one of them, and grab them by the coat, because if I didn’t she would have run away. The rent-a-cop runs over to me, starts yelling AT ME! “Hey, let go of her, want to get kicked out of here, you know what, why don’t you leave!” I say “She kept turning on the lights!” he said “Yeah, well it isn’t your problem! Let me take care of this!” I say “fine, sorry” I walk back in sit down, and VWA-LA! Lights go on again. I run out to the rent-a-cop, “Why don’t you do your friggin job?!? You said you would take care of them! Just saying “that’s not very nice” isn’t much good! Kick them out of the theater!” after about 5 mins of me yelling at this cop, he finally gets some brains and kicks out the stupid girls. I walk in the theater and I say “Yeah, they are gone” so the people in the theater start clapping, all I could do was laugh. It was just great, that I had to do a cops job for him.
Some of you may think I am a jerk, but you really should see these cops “YEAH WELL THEY HAVE FEELING TOO!” Yeah well, maybe they needed to be taught a lesson. All they do is walk around punking kids and acting like they are King of the world. My teacher said “You could of solved it a bit better, but that’s damn funny, and I’m glad someone finally showed those jerks up”
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I’m not going to die, I’m going to see if I was ever alive. - Spike
It's not your right to decide whether they live or die. They deserve a chance! - Vash
BABIES EVERYWHERE!!!
Think while it's still legal.