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Sexiest woman..?
2004-03-07, 6:48 AM #1
So I was reading a discarded copy of Ralph magazine at work today which featured their annual 200 sexiest women list. The top 3 was:

3) Brittany Spears
2) Christina Aguilera
1) Paris Hilton

Ok Paris Hilton is pretty hot, but the sexiest womam? Hell no! And Christina Aguilera?! I hardly find her attractive at all. On a lighter note, they did have Edna Crabapple in the 160s. Anyways, in disgust at the whole thing I made my own list:

3) Elisha Cuthbert
2) Salma Hayek
1) Keira Knightly

Post yours!

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2004-03-07, 6:52 AM #2
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2004-03-07, 6:54 AM #3
Salma Hayek = hot
Christina Aguilera = gross

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2004-03-07, 6:59 AM #4
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2004-03-07, 7:00 AM #5
Yeah, that list sounds totally wrong.

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2004-03-07, 7:05 AM #6
Renee Zellweger. End of topic.

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2004-03-07, 7:05 AM #7
Heidi Klum.


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2004-03-07, 7:07 AM #8
Alison Hannigan

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2004-03-07, 7:08 AM #9
Maybe not the sexiest, but Salma is definitely up there. If only all the Mexicans standing around Red Bank looked like her...

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2004-03-07, 7:11 AM #10
Hiedi Klum
Ann Kornikova
Marrisa Miller
Elisha Cuthbert.
Tyra!

I remember watching Elisha Cuthbert on Popular Mechanics for kids when I was younger, and I thought she was hot then.

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2004-03-07, 7:12 AM #11
Liv.

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2004-03-07, 7:14 AM #12
UGLY
UGLY
[http://www.state.me.us/sos/kids/allabout/people/tyler.jpg]
UGLY
UGLY

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2004-03-07, 7:15 AM #13
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by SAJN_Master:
UGLY
UGLY
[http://www.state.me.us/sos/kids/allabout/people/tyler.jpg]
UGLY
UGLY

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LIAR
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LIAR
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2004-03-07, 7:17 AM #14
1) Alizee
1) Keira Knightley
1) Natalie Portman
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2004-03-07, 7:19 AM #15
Liv Tyler = Huge forehead, huge lips, huge chin, UGLY.

She makes Julia Roberts look hot...actually I don't think I can go that far.

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2004-03-07, 7:23 AM #16
Big lips? That's nothing compared to Angelina Jolie! Her lips could act as a flotation device! [http://forums.massassi.net/html/tongue.gif]

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2004-03-07, 7:24 AM #17
I think they got "Sexy" and "Slutty" confused. If it was the 100 Sluttiest women, I might not argue with that top 3...

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2004-03-07, 7:26 AM #18
Famous people:

1) Catherine Zeta-Jones
2) Salma Hayek
3) Penelope Cruz

Real people:

1) My former lesbian art teacher.
2) My ex-girlfriend.
3) One of my former classmates.

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2004-03-07, 7:32 AM #19
*slaps himself* How can no one have mentioned Halle Berry?
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2004-03-07, 7:34 AM #20
The girl who sits behind me in english class.

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2004-03-07, 7:34 AM #21
Liv.

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2004-03-07, 7:39 AM #22
BobTheMasher

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2004-03-07, 7:47 AM #23
The three chicks in Starsky and Hutch (one being Carmen Electra) were pretty hot....

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2004-03-07, 7:56 AM #24
Quote:
<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by FastGamerr:
Famous people:

1) Catherine Zeta-Jones
2) Salma Hayek
3) Penelope Cruz</font>


FGR has a thing for the Latinas!

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2004-03-07, 8:10 AM #25
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Daft_Vader:
*slaps himself* How can no one have mentioned Halle Berry?</font>


God I hope your joking...

I would go with
1.Heidi Klum
2.Allison Hannigan
3.Natalie Portman
2004-03-07, 8:13 AM #26
Halle Berry = Friggin HAWT

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2004-03-07, 8:15 AM #27
One cannot declare any woman to be "the sexiest" or "most beautiful". These qualities are a matter of opinion, and vary greatly from culture to culture.


True, there are plenty of beautiful actresses, but they are not the end-al and be-all of women. Honestly, the most beautiful women Ive ever seen live in my home town. Ive known women that would make the lot of you fall to your knees in worship...

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2004-03-07, 8:16 AM #28
IS that what they call it nowadays? "Worship"?

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2004-03-07, 8:21 AM #29
1. Anna Kournikova
2. Catherine Zeta-Jones
3. Shannon Doherthy

Maybe I should've put my girlfriend as first place, but it's not like she knows this site even exists.
2004-03-07, 8:28 AM #30
1.) fingarez girlfriend

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2004-03-07, 8:30 AM #31
Quote:
<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Spork:
3) Brittany Spears
2) Christina Aguilera
1) Paris Hilton
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They're certainly not ugly.. but I think they confused 'sexy' with 'popular'.

Anyways...


1) Debra Messing
2) Catherine Bell
3) some girl I used to go to school with whom none of you have heard of. (well maybe a few of you)

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2004-03-07, 8:34 AM #32
Allison Hannigan is definently not one of the most sexiest persons. Not even close.

Now Anna Kornikova...I bought a SI subscription just to see her pics on the CNNSI website!

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2004-03-07, 8:38 AM #33
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by GBK:
One cannot declare any woman to be "the sexiest" or "most beautiful". These qualities are a matter of opinion, and vary greatly from culture to culture.


True, there are plenty of beautiful actresses, but they are not the end-al and be-all of women. Honestly, the most beautiful women Ive ever seen live in my home town. Ive known women that would make the lot of you fall to your knees in worship...
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Yup.

Alyson Hannigan for most outstandingly beautiful red-headed Alyson Hannigan person. Trying to have comparative beauty is kinda pointless though, as GBK mentioned. But yes, she is absolutely gorgeous in any case.

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2004-03-07, 8:53 AM #34
Liv.

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2004-03-07, 9:06 AM #35
1) Catherine Bell
2) Amy Weber
3) Carmen Electra

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2004-03-07, 9:13 AM #36
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by bobafett765:
1) Catherine Bell</font>


Sexy? Yes. Sexiest? No.

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2004-03-07, 9:19 AM #37
Quote:
<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by SAJN_Master:
Liv Tyler = huge lips

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not quite... and anyway LOOK AT HER FATHER

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2004-03-07, 9:20 AM #38
Elizabeth Hurley, Catherine-Zeta Jones, and ANY HOT TV SHOW HOSTESS WHO IS AMERICANISHLY HYPERACTIVE AND SPEAKS WITH AN AMERICAN ACCENT.

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2004-03-07, 9:43 AM #39
Portman
Knightly
Linux-Girl :P

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2004-03-07, 9:51 AM #40
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