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Sexiest woman..?
2004-03-07, 9:52 AM #41
I can't believe noone posted Eva Mendes (Training Day, Once Upon A Time In Mexico, Out Of Time). She is definetely sexy.

Now, my list.

1) Eva Mendes
2) Denise Richards
3) Katie Holmes

Hehe...I'm all about those brunettes.
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2004-03-07, 10:35 AM #42
Liv.

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2004-03-07, 10:48 AM #43
What are you getting at Evad? [http://forums.massassi.net/html/tongue.gif]



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2004-03-07, 10:53 AM #44
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Flexor:

1) Debra Messing

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2004-03-07, 10:57 AM #45
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by -Fear-:

I think they got "Sexy" and "Slutty" confused. If it was the 100 Sluttiest women, I might not argue with that top 3...</font>[/quote]In America, "sexy" and "slutty" are interchangeable... at least as far as the media is concerned... (morons)

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2004-03-07, 11:57 AM #46
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Spork:
1) Keira Knightly

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2004-03-07, 12:00 PM #47
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by clan ruthervain:
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I'm with you there. Her, Alyson Hannigan, and Natalie Portman sex me.

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2004-03-07, 12:03 PM #48
Paris Hilton looks like she tried to make out with a combine harvester. That girl ain't human.

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2004-03-07, 12:09 PM #49
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Jaiph:
Paris Hilton looks like she tried to make out with a combine harvester. That girl ain't human.
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Hahaahahahaahahaa!

I found that quite amusing. Thank you Jaiph [http://forums.massassi.net/html/smile.gif]


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2004-03-07, 12:14 PM #50
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by SAJN_Master:
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2004-03-07, 12:47 PM #51
"Sexy" as used in the media is a combination of several key features. Two of which are physical attractiveness and wealth.

Keeping that in mind, their top three are pretty accurate.

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2004-03-07, 12:55 PM #52
Personally, I think Paris Hilton is ugly. Britney Spears has big **** , which is related to physical attractiveness, and Aguilera is just a ho.

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2004-03-07, 3:15 PM #53
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Where'd you get that picture of my girlfriend?
2004-03-07, 3:27 PM #54
In no particular order:

Sarah Michelle Gellar
Alysonn Hannigan
Keira Knightley
Natalie Portman
Sandra Bullock
2004-03-07, 3:30 PM #55
1. Audrey Tautou
Nobody else matters.
2004-03-07, 3:31 PM #56
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by stat:
FGR has a thing for the Latinas!</font>


Catherine Zeta-Jones only looks Latina. She's actually Scottish.

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2004-03-07, 3:42 PM #57
Me.


what?

>.>
<.<

at least i dont go around saying i'm fat...

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2004-03-07, 3:50 PM #58
It's well and truely time for some pics! [http://forums.massassi.net/html/biggrin.gif]

I'll link the swimsuit ones just in case.

Elisha

Salma

Keira
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2004-03-07, 3:52 PM #59
what about that chick from bring it on Eliza Dushku hehe i think shes pretty freaking hott, sexy, and hott.

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2004-03-07, 4:32 PM #60
3.)Kristin Kreuk
2.) Demi Moore (hey, I got a thing for blue eyes burnettes)
1.) Britney Spears

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2004-03-07, 4:34 PM #61
"Sexiest woman..."....that you will never meet let alone have sex with. Yes, a lot of those women are hot (especially Elisha....isn't she from 24?) but you guys seem to be getting hung up on them. I try not to because it is complete torture knowing you will NEVER get a piece of that(although, thank god for hot normal girls). I have yet to go to a strip club, but I'm pretty sure I wouldn't be able to stand it. The very.....suggestive dancing would send me over the edge. My pants would either explode or I would insist that the dancer become a part time hooker.

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2004-03-07, 4:37 PM #62
can't.... stop.... laughing....

.....help.... me....

...can't.... breathe...



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2004-03-07, 4:55 PM #63
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Kieran Horn:
but you guys seem to be getting hung up on them.</font>


You can tell that from a list of names? Tell me insightful and conclusion jumpy one, what is your secret?
2004-03-07, 5:06 PM #64
I don't see what the problem is. It's not torture for me...I have no problem recognizing and respecting beautiful women without any chance of contact with them.

Torture is recognizing and respecting a beautiful woman who you DO have contact with.

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2004-03-07, 5:07 PM #65
Don't even try arguing:

3) Natalie Portman
2) Natalie Portman
1) Natalie Portman

[http://www.natalieportman.com/picstemp/Natalie%20Portman.jpg]

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2004-03-07, 5:17 PM #66
Liv.

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2004-03-07, 5:22 PM #67
Keira Knightly looks like Natalie but better. Plus she's got that accent... *prrrRRRRRRRRrrrrrr*
Selma's got a great sexy accent too. I think I got a thing for girls with accents.

Keiran, yeah, Elisha is Kim from 24. Oh, and never go to a strip club, they cost too much and are overrated. Just go down to a bar and try pick up instead [http://forums.massassi.net/html/wink.gif]

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2004-03-07, 5:24 PM #68
Evad, do you have the hots for someone named...Liv?
2004-03-07, 5:29 PM #69
If you like Mexican accents, come to New Jersey, Spork. I work at the cinema, and I can't understand half the patrons. I'm expected to understand that "ñáshós" means "nachos." Really. It's not like I go into a bagel place using wild Yiddish pronunciations.

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2004-03-07, 5:32 PM #70
Not sure I have a blanket-love for Mexican accents, stat, but it sure sounds good coming out of Selma [http://forums.massassi.net/html/wink.gif]

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2004-03-07, 5:44 PM #71
LOL!!
Liv Tyler. IMHO there is no one sexier.

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2004-03-07, 5:58 PM #72
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Darth Evad:
...IMHO there is no one sexier.</font>


If you ever met Suzanne, youd change your mind...

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2004-03-07, 6:02 PM #73
Suzzanne...hmmm...

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2004-03-07, 6:09 PM #74
3.A girl from my old high school
2.Natalie Portman
1.Charlize Theron

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2004-03-07, 6:11 PM #75
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Ric_Olie:
1.Charlize Theron

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She's hot. Look at her in "Monster", then look at her at the Academy Awards, and it's jaw-dropping. How could they make her so freaken ugly....

Anyways, was Elizabeth Hurley mentioned already? We were talking about her in the chat room and I didn't know if she was mentioned.



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2004-03-07, 6:15 PM #76
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by GBK:
If you ever met Suzanne, youd change your mind...

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2004-03-07, 6:18 PM #77
Spork speaks much truth. Keira is insanely hot. Also, Natalie Portman. And Elisha Cuthbert (Kim on 24), and in some odd way Kirsten Dunst.



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2004-03-07, 6:28 PM #78
1. Imogen Bailey.
2. Imogen Bailey.
3. Imogen Bailey.

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2004-03-07, 6:33 PM #79
Keira and Natalie are good looking yes, but I don't think they are hot.

I know someone in school that looks like a tan Elisha. But on the down side, her brain is a road block.

*plugs imogen's name into image searcher in yahoo* thank you Jin

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2004-03-07, 6:41 PM #80
Imogen Bailey is Australia's Jessica Simpson. No that's not a compliment.

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