So I open my inbox, and I see this message colofully labled "hey a**hole". It doesn't look like spam, so I decide to open it up and read it. The following is word for word what it says. It's classic.



To start with, I don't live anywhere NEAR New Jersey, much less "south jersey". I've lived in North Carolina all my life. The guy obviously put in the wrong email address, and that is what I find funny as hell.

So, I'm going to reply to this. Probably not the wisest thing ever, but I'm feeling adventureous. So what are some polite things I can say back? And I mean polite seriously, not sarcastically.

Jeeze, I'm still laughing.

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Frogblast the Vent Core!

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Dear Sir,

I have consulted my attorney, a Mr. Leonard Crabs...

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Say that you can do whatever you want with Lisa, call him a wimp and various other names... basically raise hell for the guy who was supposed to get the email.

It'd be funny. Anybody here live in South Jersey and can post a newspaper clipping?

Good grief. Reply stating that you and your boys have formed a posse, and unless he wants his skinhead punks to eat lead he'd better back down. Maybe mention mafia ties. And pursue the Lisa bit. Then wait for all hell to break loose. :]

POST THE SENDER'S ADDRESS! POST IT!

Why?

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And if it's a real email, it could possibly cause a person to either get seriously hurt, or even killed. Might not be such a good idea... unless, of course, you would be perfectly happy with causing the violent misfortunes of someone you've never met.

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hehehe

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I'm not an actor. I just play one on TV.

Yea, I think we skipped over the last two lines of my post.



I want to make the guy feel really REALLY stupid. I DON'T want to get someone killed. So yea, I'm thinking be overly polite and comment on his language, his spelling, his grammar, etc. Point out that this isn't the best way to resolve the issue/dispute. You get the idea.

Oh, and I want to use lots of big words too. Make it seem... I don't know... eloquent.

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Didn't casperhead just post a long icq log of him messing with Lisa?

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I can't believe some of you people. You would purposefully put the life of the true recipient on the line for the sake of humor? Do you think the thought of someone biting the curb is funny? That is probably one of the cruelest ways to die. I pray that someone does to you guys what you would do to the true recipient of this e-mail.

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[This message has been edited by Kieran Horn (edited March 17, 2004).]

Yeah, while making some sort of reply that possibly causes a fight sounds fun, I agree with the person who said it is dangerous. It sounds like fun, but you could potentially start a massive gang war and people could get hurt or killed. I say ignore it.

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Yeah, that's him.

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Just be like "Dude, you got the wrong e-mail address. I live in North Carolina and have no clue what you're talking about"

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I would ask where Casperhead is, but something tells me that after his last thread, he's banned.

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Until you said that, I didn't even think about it.

Probably just coincidental, but interesting none the less.

And just to restate, I'm not going to say anything that'll get the guy killed, hurt, or otherwise.

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^^^ Thats just creepy...

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Jersey.

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I find it amusing that you instantly correlate skinheads with "biting the curb," a la American History X, even though no one has mentioned it in the thread.

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Talk about coincidental. I'm pretty sure it isn't him though. The sender's address isn't his. At least, I don't think it is...

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How about don't reply at all?

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Hmm.. i'm pretty good at eloquent.. let me give it a try:

[college professor]
Dear Mr. (insert skinhead here)

I regret to inform you that your electronic communication has been directed to the wrong adress. however, seeing as i am now in possession of your comunique, i feel obligated to comment of several parts of this most interesting document.

To start, it is gerally accepted by the majority of the literate community that using proper grammer can help you to get your point across much easier. For instance, instead of using the word 'f***n'', the word 'f***ing' requires no more effort on your part and allows the subject of your message to understand you much more clearly. also, the word 'threating' is better expressed as 'threatening'. Again, this allows the subject a better understanding of your underlying message.

Secondly, i feel obligated to tell you that violence is typically very adverse to the present culture and is repeadidly espressed by several repuatable sources to be an inadequate way of dealing with consequential problems. It has generally proven much more effective to solve problems through elocution.

[/college professor]

Hmm.. thats about as eloquent as i can be. hope you like it.

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[This message has been edited by Noble Outlaw (edited March 17, 2004).]

0_0

That. Was. Beautiful.

"Two Thumbs Up!"
-Some major critic

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thanks blackbelt.

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"No good can ever come from staying with normal people"
-Outlaw Star
"Some people play tennis. I erode the human soul"
-Tycho, Penny Arcade
"I'm a Cannabal-Vegitarian. I will BBQ an employee if there is no veggie option"
-DX:IW

OR OR!

dear gangmember wannabe,

Well, once you opened this, you got a virus. Tough luck man. :-\

Anyways, you got the wrong email. Yeah, that too. And, I told my friend, and now he just hacked into ur comp, knows where you live, and hired the IRS to take you out.

Again, srry for the inconvienience (spelling?), but please, live your life normally. Thank You. :-D

Ibe Haxor

/end letter

well? well? Can I live up to the expectations!?!?!?!

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Nice

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I'm not an actor. I just play one on TV.

'gerally'?

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ya know what, that sucked. Don't read it. AND I WONT DELETE IT! MWUAHAHAA

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that's supposed to be generally. when you use as mnay big words as i do, you can't worry about spelling.

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"No good can ever come from staying with normal people"
-Outlaw Star
"Some people play tennis. I erode the human soul"
-Tycho, Penny Arcade
"I'm a Cannabal-Vegitarian. I will BBQ an employee if there is no veggie option"
-DX:IW

Beware those Internal Revenue Services Spec Ops guys. They're really auditors.. badump bump

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Dir sir:

Upon reception of your correspondence, I am aptly dissapointed that I must let you down. You see, sir, I am not the intended recipient. Your malintent was not felt forthwith by your subject, and as such, your message was inconsequential. I do apologize for any inconvenience that this burdons you with.

However, as to not waste your time. I thought I would provide you with my services. I am, as it were, a college English professor. I believe that with my assistance we could remedy a few sore spots I noticed while parusing your letter. Let's see shall we?

You stated, and I quote: "dont f*** with lisa ....
or your f***n' with me....


you mess with lisa


i will mess with you


this is no f***n' game
you better leave her the f*** alone

or else your gunna have every street punk in all of south jersey on your a**...
i am not threating... thats no threat... it is a warning..... unless YOU WANT 50 people after your blood... then i advise you to back the f*** off you goddy two shoes little c***...
and you better research on f***n' skin heads.... cause you obviously dont know what your getting into...

seriously...dont f*** with me either
i dont play games
i start fights... and win em'"

I'll provide you with a more adequate message for the perpetrator.


I do hope this aides in remedying your current situation.

Yours,
Professor David Abromowitz.

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10 of 14 -- 27 Lives On

darn.. mine was so good, and then you got here

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"No good can ever come from staying with normal people"
-Outlaw Star
"Some people play tennis. I erode the human soul"
-Tycho, Penny Arcade
"I'm a Cannabal-Vegitarian. I will BBQ an employee if there is no veggie option"
-DX:IW

I thought casper lived in NJ?

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Sorry.

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1337Yectiwan
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Ahhh that first email cracked me up. You know if whoever does it again you could probably get him on harrasment charges.

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[This message has been edited by Ric_Olie (edited March 17, 2004).]

roflmao. That is so tight dude.

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