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LMAO! This email is great...
2004-03-17, 4:07 PM #41
Gold.

I think I'm going to combine the two and send it back.

Trigger Happy Chewie: I could just leave it be, but an email like this is just begging to be replied to.

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2004-03-17, 4:19 PM #42
[http://forums.massassi.net/html/biggrin.gif]

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2004-03-17, 4:44 PM #43
yay. mine's gonna be used, too [http://forums.massassi.net/html/biggrin.gif]

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2004-03-17, 5:45 PM #44
no no no

Send him a Nigerian email scam.

Dear Sir or Madame,

One of my American confidances gave me your e-mail in hopes that you would be able to help me with a small personal problem. My name is Prince Richard Gawanja...

and so forth...

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2004-03-18, 5:56 AM #45
Quote:
<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by phoenix_9286:
So I open my inbox, and I see this message colofully labled "hey a**hole". It doesn't look like spam, so I decide to open it up and read it. The following is word for word what it says. It's classic.

To start with, I don't live anywhere NEAR New Jersey, much less "south jersey". I've lived in North Carolina all my life. The guy obviously put in the wrong email address, and that is what I find funny as hell.

So, I'm going to reply to this. Probably not the wisest thing ever, but I'm feeling adventureous. So what are some polite things I can say back? And I mean polite seriously, not sarcastically.

Jeeze, I'm still laughing.

</font>


Ah ha!! So your the massassian the IMed queen blood lust. She complained to me that someone IMed her calling her "Hot pyscho chick" It appears it was you. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Oh yeah Queen_bloodlust's real name is lisa. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! I started a war. HAHAHAHAHAHA! This is nuts.

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2004-03-18, 6:08 AM #46
Oh don't worry Theyre just pennsgrove kids. There all buffing. Plus Pennsville kids and Pennsgrove kids are all enemys so basicly that email was ment for phoneix cause a bunch of them IMed me to quit posting the chat log on massassi so they probally looked at Phoenix profile. And got his email.

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[This message has been edited by Casperhead (edited March 18, 2004).]
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2004-03-18, 6:11 AM #47
They being you? Or do many of your enemy's have access to your PC?

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MB IS FAT
2004-03-18, 6:11 AM #48
shoo.

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2004-03-18, 6:13 AM #49
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Yecti:
shoo.

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Yecti I am getting very pissed off with you. this concerns me not you now quit your flaming.... Because the email was ment to be sent to me.
Another edit. What the hell did I EVER do to you!?


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[This message has been edited by Casperhead (edited March 18, 2004).]

[This message has been edited by Casperhead (edited March 18, 2004).]
SHOLVAS KREE!
2004-03-18, 6:32 AM #50
I got another thing to say. Pennsville and Pennsgrove are weird places indeed. basicly cause the two towns hate each other. In pennsgrove it's a hive of goths and druggys and skin heads. In the middle of is the town pennsville where I live. Pennsville is a mix of fighters,rednecks , some racist, and weirdos. then beyond pennsville is the infamous salem township. Where people have been murdered. salem contains Gangs, drug dealers, and skinheads. beyond that is Lower allowy's creek. That is all redneck territory.

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2004-03-18, 6:33 AM #51
Quote:
<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Casperhead:
What the hell did I EVER do to you!?

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You've annoyed us all with your childish behavior...

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MB IS FAT
2004-03-18, 6:35 AM #52
Quote:
<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by NoESC:
You've annoyed us all with your childish behavior...

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Explain one thing childish basicly you guys hate me cause the fact is. You look down on me cause I was banned from here awhile back. I like freindly place but you guys make it hostile for me. Gosh I can't even post a simple repy with out getting bashed and judged.



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2004-03-18, 6:37 AM #53
And wolfy. Change your sig!

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2004-03-18, 6:38 AM #54
Regardless of Casperhead's return and explanation, I still would reccomend you send the email... It'll be fun.

And ahh, casperhead.. No hard feelings, eh?
[btw, you might want to mention something about his lack of capitalization throughout.]
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2004-03-18, 6:39 AM #55
How about something short & direct:
Quote:
<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Dear [name],
Next time you send an e-mail, make sure you actually know to whom it's being sent.</font>


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2004-03-18, 6:42 AM #56
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Yecti:
shoot.

</font>


Fixed. But my intentions were about the same. I thought you were banned. *shrug*


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2004-03-18, 7:00 AM #57
Quote:
<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Casperhead:
Explain one thing childish basicly you guys hate me cause the fact is. You look down on me cause I was banned from here awhile back. I like freindly place but you guys make it hostile for me. Gosh I can't even post a simple repy with out getting bashed and judged.

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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Casperhead:
Ah ha!! So your the massassian the IMed queen blood lust. She complained to me that someone IMed her calling her "Hot pyscho chick" It appears it was you. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Oh yeah Queen_bloodlust's real name is lisa. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! I started a war. HAHAHAHAHAHA! This is nuts</font>


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[This message has been edited by Roach (edited March 18, 2004).]
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2004-03-18, 7:02 AM #58
Thank you Roach, I was going to get to it... later [http://forums.massassi.net/html/redface.gif]

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MB IS FAT
2004-03-18, 7:50 AM #59
Quote:
<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Sarn_Cadrill:
Regardless of Casperhead's return and explanation, I still would reccomend you send the email... It'll be fun.

And ahh, casperhead.. No hard feelings, eh?
[btw, you might want to mention something about his lack of capitalization throughout.]
</font>


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2004-03-18, 7:53 AM #60
Well anyways. I don't think it was me. I got a chat log of lisa complaining to me that someone IMed her calling her "hot pyscho chick" And my email is nym259@hotmail.com I don't think it was a wrong email. http://forums.massassi.net/cgi-bin/ubbmisc.cgi?action=g etannounce&ForumNumber=1&Start=2452177.99&End=2453372&Session=l. Oh have any of you read this?

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I don't think you did read it.

[This message has been edited by Casperhead (edited March 18, 2004).]
SHOLVAS KREE!
2004-03-18, 8:01 AM #61
Quote:
<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Casperhead:
Well anyways. I don't think it was me. I got a chat log of lisa complaining to me that someone IMed her calling her "hot pyscho chick" And my email is nym259@hotmail.com I don't think it was a wrong email. http://forums.massassi.net/cgi-bin/ubbmisc.cgi?action=g etannounce&ForumNumber=1&Start=2452177.99&End=2453372&Session=l. Oh have any of you read this?

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Let's see...don't correct grammar...don't moderate...don't make fun of "newbs"...I'm failing to see how this relates to you, cupcake.

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omnia mea mecum porto
2004-03-18, 8:04 AM #62
1.) yes you all have been grammar nazis. second in the rules it clearly states no trolling. thats what almost everyboby here does with me. The make a post to purposly get a negative response from me. That is the definition of trolling!

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2004-03-18, 8:05 AM #63
Sounds like somebody needs a hug...

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MB IS FAT
2004-03-18, 8:09 AM #64
Quote:
<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Casperhead:
1.) yes you all have been grammar nazis. second in the rules it clearly states no trolling. thats what almost everyboby here does with me. The make a post to purposly get a negative response from me. That is the definition of trolling!

</font>

Mind showing me an example of someone correcting your grammar on this thread, sweet-cheeks?

I do believe your "trolling" is actually called "stating an observation," but you know, aside from technicalities, you're right, hunny bunny.



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omnia mea mecum porto
2004-03-18, 8:38 AM #65
Quote:
<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">[btw, you might want to mention something about his lack of capitalization throughout.]</font>
So there's no confusion, I was referring to the guy who wrote the email, not Casperhead... I didn't think I'd need to make that clear, but eh... *shrug*

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2004-03-18, 8:41 AM #66
I got it, I was wondering if that's what Casperhead was referring to though.

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omnia mea mecum porto
2004-03-18, 8:45 AM #67
Casper... your on the list now...

*adds name*

1) Rod - Nog / SAJN_Master
2) GBK
3) Blood_Asp
4) Casper

Now what this list is... thats my secret but your on it... hehehehehe...

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2004-03-18, 8:55 AM #68
Casper, it's "Grammar nazi's". Not "spelling nazi's".

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2004-03-18, 8:58 AM #69
That wasen't mine I got that on humanplague.com

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2004-03-18, 9:12 AM #70
...It's a good thing he addressed the issue and cleared things up for us...

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