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Psychoanalyze the previous poster
2004-03-20, 5:19 PM #1
Freelancer's thread made me think of this. Just, you know, pretend you're a shrink. Say what you'd write down on your notepad while they droned on about their dreams.
2004-03-20, 5:34 PM #2
Uses the word "shrink", obviously has a disregard for the psychoanalytical sciences, due to severe beating by a dictionary open to the word "psychoanalytical". May or may not have fear of dreams, and that the gnomes will eat him.

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2004-03-20, 5:53 PM #3
The name Kuat suggests a his parent's were averse to kumquats and they named their child after their hate to give it a body. This probably means he hates monkeys and likes rotten caviar.

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"With Great power comes great Responibility. Seems like the converse should be true as well. Now where the heck is my great Power?"
Ban Jin!
Nobody really needs work when you have awesome. - xhuxus
2004-03-20, 6:04 PM #4
He posts just before me and likes to remain clean when doing messy jobs.
2004-03-20, 6:08 PM #5
He flaunts the administrator tag under his name to sermount his small penis size

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"Just remember -- No matter how bad things get, Northern Minnesota will always be there"
-- Garrison Keeler
"If you watch television news, you will know less about the world than if you just drink gin straight out of the bottle."
--Garrison Keillor
2004-03-20, 6:17 PM #6
HAs an odd obsession with fishsticks, which he also mispelled, pointing to a severe trauma with a chicken in his childhood that had recently eaten a dictionary.

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"No good can ever come from staying with normal people"
-Outlaw Star
"Some people play tennis. I erode the human soul"
-Tycho, Penny Arcade
"I'm a Cannabal-Vegitarian. I will BBQ an employee if there is no veggie option"
-DX:IW
A Knight's Tail
Exile: A Tale of Light in Dark
The Never Ending Story²
"I consume the life essence itself!... Preferably medium rare" - Mauldis

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2004-03-20, 6:20 PM #7
Tries to justify criminal acts by convincing himself they were in for a "noble cause." Violent personality and psychopathic tendencies suspected.

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Roach - I believe in God, only I spell it Nature.--Frank Lloyd Wright

0 of 14.
omnia mea mecum porto
2004-03-20, 6:57 PM #8
Wants to do in father and do mother

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"Our hero chucks a few rocks..."
"Our hero chucks a few rocks..."
2004-03-20, 7:00 PM #9
Has an obession with cheese, freud, and large numbers. has problems with intimacy because of a strong smell of limburger that follows him everywhere.

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"No good can ever come from staying with normal people"
-Outlaw Star
"Some people play tennis. I erode the human soul"
-Tycho, Penny Arcade
"I'm a Cannabal-Vegitarian. I will BBQ an employee if there is no veggie option"
-DX:IW

[This message has been edited by Noble Outlaw (edited March 20, 2004).]
A Knight's Tail
Exile: A Tale of Light in Dark
The Never Ending Story²
"I consume the life essence itself!... Preferably medium rare" - Mauldis

-----@%
2004-03-20, 7:06 PM #10
Making his name "Noble" is a simple compensation to the fact that he wants to kill his dog.

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"Run Away!"
The tired anthem of a loser and a hypocrite.
2004-03-20, 7:40 PM #11
His signature reveals repressed memories of early childhood and deep issues of insecurity - easier to fly than to face his deamons.

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When bread becomes toast, it can never go back to being bread again.
The music industry is a cruel and shallow money trench where thieves and pimps run free, and good men die like dogs. There's also a negative side.
2004-03-20, 7:44 PM #12
Wants to shape himself and his lifestyle to bend and adjust to anything thrown at him. Also enjoys weightlifting and mispeling.

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"If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?"
"If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?"
2004-03-20, 7:48 PM #13
Names himself after a wooden bit - used to produce sound in musical instruents - perhaps to compensate for something lacking in his life. For, without the reed, the woodwind is nothing.

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When bread becomes toast, it can never go back to being bread again.
The music industry is a cruel and shallow money trench where thieves and pimps run free, and good men die like dogs. There's also a negative side.
2004-03-20, 7:52 PM #14
Suffers from a inferiority complex which causes him to bend to the will of anyone other then himself.

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"No good can ever come from staying with normal people"
-Outlaw Star
"Some people play tennis. I erode the human soul"
-Tycho, Penny Arcade
"I'm a Cannabal-Vegitarian. I will BBQ an employee if there is no veggie option"
-DX:IW
A Knight's Tail
Exile: A Tale of Light in Dark
The Never Ending Story²
"I consume the life essence itself!... Preferably medium rare" - Mauldis

-----@%
2004-03-20, 8:00 PM #15
repeat posting signifies a need to be accepted. Lack of genuine humor covered up by cliched jokes...

a common criminal who considers himself a gallant defender of rebellious spirit?
2004-03-20, 10:47 PM #16
Believes he was a lightsaber wielding platypus in a former life. May or may not be correct. Finds the lightsaber to be a brilliant work.

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tristan is the best friend of the jedi

"I am the signature virus! Copy me into your signature so that I can take over the world! Moohahahee!"
tristan is the best friend of the jedi

"I am the signature virus! Copy me into your signature so that I can take over the world! Moohahahee!"
2004-03-20, 10:56 PM #17
Obviously has guilty feelings about his crimes, but is deluded that stating the fact he has a conscience makes it "alright" to continue terrorising the general population.

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GhostOfYoda - General doer of stuff.
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2004-03-20, 11:58 PM #18
Strongly beleives he is the spirit of a fictional character. That possibly means he does not participate in social life. Wears a moderator tag to make him feel comfortable.

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"Most people fail to realise their insignificance because of their utter stupidity." -Unknown

-@%
2004-03-21, 12:28 AM #19
Uses numbers in his name to count the amount of girls dumped by.

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Map-Review | Digital Core | The Matrix: Unplugged

Farewell, MaDaVentor. In our hearts, you'll always live on.
2004-03-21, 1:20 AM #20
Declares himself to be "Gothic", in order to rebel against "socity" whilst in fact, he is conforming with other goths. The X helps him to retain the belief that he is special.

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GhostOfYoda - General doer of stuff.
Massassi's Official Chatroom: irc.synirc.com #massassi
2004-03-21, 3:03 AM #21
Thinks he is the Ghostly incarnation of a 900 year old dead thingy
also smells and can't get a date

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<Kroko> Massassi is like Nazi Germany online, only it's not in Germany.
Holy soap opera Batman. - FGR
DARWIN WILL PREVENT THE DOWNFALL OF OUR RACE. - Rob
Free Jin!
2004-03-21, 3:23 AM #22
Genki has Kroko quoted in his sig. This is a clear indication that Genki subconsciously desires to make little man babies with Kroko. Possibly to form some sort of Nazi regime..

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"When all else fails, eat pie."
-¬thoughts from beyond observance
2004-03-21, 3:27 AM #23
Jin has a lack of wanting a pure BritJewFinnican race, and wants to make love to pie, probably raped by one at some point in time

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<Kroko> Massassi is like Nazi Germany online, only it's not in Germany.
Holy soap opera Batman. - FGR
DARWIN WILL PREVENT THE DOWNFALL OF OUR RACE. - Rob
Free Jin!
2004-03-21, 3:30 AM #24
Keeps mentioning pies - possibly has repressed emotional trauma involving obsenity and pies.

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When bread becomes toast, it can never go back to being bread again.
The music industry is a cruel and shallow money trench where thieves and pimps run free, and good men die like dogs. There's also a negative side.
2004-03-21, 3:42 AM #25
Flexor - talks about bread in his signature and how it can become toast and never come back. Apparently fears change.

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Kids must be shot by Monday.

Honesty tests for workers can't be trusted, report says.

Psychopaths are unpredictable.

Jay Leno's Headlines > Everything
||Arena of Fire || Grand Temple of Fire ||

The man who believes he can and the man who believes he can't are both right. Which are you?
2004-03-21, 5:16 AM #26
Has an insecurity with consecutive numbers while also emphasizing poor wordage through informational media, suggesting a lack of belief in the underlying values of Jay Leno.

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The Earth is the cradle of the mind, but one cannot stay in the cradle forever.
-- Konstantin Tsiolkovsky, The Father of Rocketry
Hey, Blue? I'm loving the things you do. From the very first time, the fight you fight for will always be mine.
2004-03-21, 5:17 AM #27
- Tony -, calls himself Tony, his name is Tony, like the tiger... *hmm* strokes beard*

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I’m not going to die, I’m going to see if I was ever alive. - Spike
It's not your right to decide whether they live or die. They deserve a chance! - Vash
BABIES EVERYWHERE!!!
Think while it's still legal.
2004-03-21, 5:33 AM #28
You're all nuts.

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2004-03-21, 5:34 AM #29
TimeWolfOfThePast, belives he is a Wolf from the past, that can control time, and he has the nuts to call us all nuts?

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I’m not going to die, I’m going to see if I was ever alive. - Spike
It's not your right to decide whether they live or die. They deserve a chance! - Vash
BABIES EVERYWHERE!!!
Think while it's still legal.
2004-03-21, 8:22 AM #30
Seems to believe that everything he does is right. Example; the "I PWNED a rental cop thread". Solution: 12 years of intense physical labour to break his spirit

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"Just remember -- No matter how bad things get, Northern Minnesota will always be there"
-- Garrison Keeler

[This message has been edited by fishstickz (edited March 21, 2004).]
"If you watch television news, you will know less about the world than if you just drink gin straight out of the bottle."
--Garrison Keillor
2004-03-21, 8:26 AM #31
He likes posting on this website.
2004-03-21, 8:29 AM #32
He's no good at analizing.

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Don't be unwise judge me not by my size. You wont believe your eyes watch the xwing rise!
2004-03-21, 8:32 AM #33
He believes he is an actual mech warrior, pointing towards delusional schitzophrenia. Perhaps he is subconsciously shielding his mind from the outside world to protect his low self esteem.

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"It has become appallingly obvious that our technology has exceeded our humanity."

-Albert Einstein

[This message has been edited by SG1_129 (edited March 21, 2004).]
2004-03-21, 8:36 AM #34
Ruins threads, does not understand the precise meaning of funny... wears a yellow YMCA t-shirt... possibly for compensation.

JediKirby

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2004-03-21, 8:42 AM #35
Indecisive, possible dual personalities, cannot decide whether he likes Star Wars or Pink Puffs better.

Possibly has very mild Obsessive Compulsion Disorder... finds the need to sign every post with is name even though it appears clearly at the top of his poats.

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The Mega-ZZTer's Gaming Haven!

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[This message has been edited by The_Mega_ZZTer (edited March 21, 2004).]

2004-03-21, 8:47 AM #36
seems obsessed with his own stuff, also smells like poo at times...

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<Kroko> Massassi is like Nazi Germany online, only it's not in Germany.
Holy soap opera Batman. - FGR
DARWIN WILL PREVENT THE DOWNFALL OF OUR RACE. - Rob
Free Jin!
2004-03-21, 8:50 AM #37
Obsessed with telling me I smell like poo every time I or he joins #massassi. Perhaps related to previous abuse by a person with two "Z"s in their name.

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The Mega-ZZTer's Gaming Haven!

Bot Pack JO | Let's Roll JK | Bespin JA | Patch Enforcer JK/Mots | Pac-Man JK

[This message has been edited by The_Mega_ZZTer (edited March 21, 2004).]

2004-03-21, 8:52 AM #38
Has issues with self confedence possibly because of excess Massassi exsposer.

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Don't be unwise judge me not by my size. You wont believe your eyes watch the xwing rise!
2004-03-21, 8:54 AM #39
MechWarrior - Is a warrior of the mechanical type.

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I’m not going to die, I’m going to see if I was ever alive. - Spike
It's not your right to decide whether they live or die. They deserve a chance! - Vash
BABIES EVERYWHERE!!!
Think while it's still legal.
2004-03-21, 9:21 AM #40
Quote:
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MechWarrior - Is a warrior of the mechanical type.

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SAJN_Master misses the purpose of the thread, and does not provide proper psychoanalysis. This might be because a shrink ate his parents (Hannibal Lector, perhaps?). He uses a clan name because he does not want to think of himself as an individual outside of his collective society of SAJN. He believes himself a master to compensate for the fact that he gets pushed around in real life.
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