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Psychoanalyze the previous poster
2004-03-22, 5:55 PM #81
the subject, DrkJedi82, seems to have an issue with multiple personalities, one of them thinks everyone wants him, another thinks everyone is crazy, and another thinks he is a doctor....

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wang is within all
eat right, exercise, die anyway
2004-03-22, 5:55 PM #82
Subject has dilusions

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Don't be unwise judge me not by my size. You wont believe your eyes watch the xwing rise!
2004-03-22, 6:02 PM #83
subject need to be shot [http://forums.massassi.net/html/wink.gif]
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2004-03-22, 6:03 PM #84
subject is out of ideas
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2004-03-22, 6:30 PM #85
Subject is a pirophiliac, and with his current state of writer's block, there is a high probability of him trying to burn his imaginary "block", only for him to realize that "block" was his house. Thinking he was "born of fire", and thus resistant to it, he may or may not plunge in to save his most precious possession, his collection of rare matches.

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2004-03-22, 7:20 PM #86
Lord Kuat: apparently thinks he's the leader of some OPEC country.


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Prowling out of the tundra, swinging a jeweled meat hammer, cometh Outlaw Torn! And he gives a gutteral bellow:

"I'm seriously going to hump you until you scream like a banshee!"
obviously you've never been able to harness the power of cleavage...

maeve
2004-03-22, 7:50 PM #87
Subject "Outlaw Torn": subject seems easily seduced by fridge magnets and is probably a notorious bed wetter.

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2004-03-22, 7:51 PM #88
DesertPike suffers from some serious fish out of water issues

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wang is within all
eat right, exercise, die anyway
2004-03-22, 9:06 PM #89
Hmmm. perfectly sane to me. (edit: the previous inset didn't sound right).

[This message has been edited by CavEmaN (edited March 23, 2004).]
2004-03-23, 9:21 AM #90
Caveman: he seems to be a precursor to modern man, dwelling in holes of rock faces and grunting a lot.

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Prowling out of the tundra, swinging a jeweled meat hammer, cometh Outlaw Torn! And he gives a gutteral bellow:

"I'm seriously going to hump you until you scream like a banshee!"
obviously you've never been able to harness the power of cleavage...

maeve
2004-03-23, 9:38 AM #91
Appears to have an obsession with large, sweaty, hairy men with big fuzzy hair and beards... they go by the name of metallica and they deface our youth culture with septic lyrics and dark rumbling music.

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Drugs & Stupidity, Tons of it.
2004-03-23, 9:50 AM #92
Seems to have vivid and lively nightmares of Metallica in the nude.

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2004-03-23, 11:19 AM #93
DogSRoOL - As stated in another forum, he has posted over 2000 posts in less then a year. A real Massassian he be.

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2004-03-23, 2:11 PM #94
Suffers from mild delusions causing him to believe this is anouther thread. AS stated mnay times before, he believes himself to be isolated, even from the entire cosmicity.

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"No good can ever come from staying with normal people"
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"Some people play tennis. I erode the human soul"
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2004-03-23, 2:22 PM #95
Subject seems to have a lack of respect for authority, though still manages to be noble at the same time... i recommend shock therapy

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wang is within all
eat right, exercise, die anyway
2004-03-23, 4:31 PM #96
This subject's random assoication with the #82 is disterbing. Reccomond solitary confinement 10 years.

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Employees dying on the job are faling to fall down. THIS PRACTICE MUST STOP as it becmes impossible to distinguish between death and the natural movement of he staf.

Any employee found dead in an upright position will be dropped from the payroll.
Laughing at my spelling herts my feelings. Well laughing is fine actully, but posting about it is not.
2004-03-23, 4:34 PM #97
Possible trauma to the hands or phonics portion of the brain obscuring bright intellect. Female on a star wars internet forum suggests she is a rare specimen indeed. Suggest further study.

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Warhead[97]
2004-03-23, 4:52 PM #98
bob apears to like to mash people which could lead to a massive outbreak of small pocks. thus leading to the end of the world meaning no more canarys or late nightmovies.
meaning life would be unbaralbe and many would try to take thay're lives into they're own hand but have them taken by small pocks much to quickly. hell would become crowded and many would be thrown into contry western concerts . contry would become popular and hell would freeze over allowing the majoraty of peeps to climb back up to the surrface and live once agin . BUT FOR WHAT !!?! I aSk U PEOPLE!!! WHAT!!!.
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2004-03-23, 4:58 PM #99
Bornoffire is deeply troubled and paranoid.

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2004-03-23, 5:06 PM #100
Another one of these self described "Men" of massassi. Seems to stem from a lack of development during puberty.

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Prowling out of the tundra, swinging a jeweled meat hammer, cometh Outlaw Torn! And he gives a gutteral bellow:

"I'm seriously going to hump you until you scream like a banshee!"
obviously you've never been able to harness the power of cleavage...

maeve
2004-03-23, 5:31 PM #101
subject seems to not respect authority while also possibly having trouble with a split personality ...

recommended therapy: chinese water torture

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wang is within all
eat right, exercise, die anyway
2004-03-23, 5:33 PM #102
subject belives himself to be the two headed clone of elvis. I recopmend we cut off his toes .


and his head
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2004-03-23, 5:41 PM #103
Subject has strange nightmarish issues...

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Don't be unwise judge me not by my size. You wont believe your eyes watch the xwing rise!
2004-03-23, 5:54 PM #104
Subject speaks as though he were psychoanalyzing the person before him. Quite intriguing. Also, claims to combat Mechs. How a human could defend himself against a 40ft tall robot with missiles and guns is beyond me. Verdict: Clinically Insane.

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2004-03-23, 5:57 PM #105
The name of the subject reminds me of the yeti, or the mythical abombinable snowman. The subject probably bears some resemblance to this creature, resulting in the similar nickname. [http://forums.massassi.net/html/smile.gif]



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Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poking me in the ribs and cackling, telling me, "You're next." They stopped after I started doing the same thing to them at funerals.
2004-03-23, 6:11 PM #106
Subject suffers from severe delusions of pimpdeur..

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[Blue Mink Bifocals !] [fsck -Rf /world/usr/] [<!-- kalimonster -->] [Capite Terram]
"You'll have to face it, the endings are the same however you slice it. Don't be deluded by any other endings, they're all fake, with malicious intent to deceive, or just motivated by excessive optimism if not by downright sentimentality. The only authentic ending is the one provided here: John and Mary die. John and Mary die. John and Mary die." -Happy Endings [Margeret Atwood]
NPC.Interact::PressButton($'Submit');

[This message has been edited by Dormouse (edited March 23, 2004).]
Also, I can kill you with my brain.
2004-03-23, 6:16 PM #107
subject belives himslef to be a door with mouse like carvings. I belive he is right.
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2004-03-23, 6:17 PM #108
Subject has a dissociative fire-salamander disorder..

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[Blue Mink Bifocals !] [fsck -Rf /world/usr/] [<!-- kalimonster -->] [Capite Terram]
"You'll have to face it, the endings are the same however you slice it. Don't be deluded by any other endings, they're all fake, with malicious intent to deceive, or just motivated by excessive optimism if not by downright sentimentality. The only authentic ending is the one provided here: John and Mary die. John and Mary die. John and Mary die." -Happy Endings [Margeret Atwood]
NPC.Interact::PressButton($'Submit');
Also, I can kill you with my brain.
2004-03-23, 9:23 PM #109
May or may not carry disease ... keep distance. Subject easily sueded by cheese.
2004-03-24, 1:21 AM #110
Has serious lack of imagination, as he could only come up with "Caveman" for his alias. May also beleve he is a 12ft trogladite from those awful Sinbad movies.
Code:
if(getThingFlags(source) & 0x8){
  do her}
elseif(getThingFlags(source) & 0x4){
  do other babe}
else{
  do a dude}
2004-03-24, 7:34 AM #111
Belongs to a clan, is most likely a spy. Makes superior music to impress his wife or girlfriend, most likely called Ruth, but in vain.
DO NOT WANT.
2004-03-24, 7:36 AM #112
Man, if I participated in this little thread, I would own each and every single one of you, Freud-school.
"When it's time for this planet to die, you'll understand that you know absolutely nothing." — Bugenhagen
2004-03-24, 8:09 AM #113
subjects arrogance creates a rebellion agenst the rules of socity brought out thru his breaking the rules of this thread.

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Don't be unwise judge me not by my size. You wont believe your eyes watch the xwing rise!
2004-03-24, 11:42 AM #114
Subject speaks the truth while making me laugh my @ss off.

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"Iron sharpeneth iron; so a man sharpeneth the countenance of his friend."
- Proverbs 27:17

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2004-03-24, 11:55 AM #115
Apparently has an abnormal liking to dogs, seems to believe he's insignificant and therefore feels a need to use swear words compiled of characters similar to letters as a cry for attention.

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Do you have stairs in your house?
Do you have stairs in your house?
2004-03-24, 11:59 AM #116
Judging from his signature, subject has fond feelings of stairs, and feels compelled to inquire the nature of stairways in people's houses. May or may not also feel compelled to fix/correct broken stairs.

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"Iron sharpeneth iron; so a man sharpeneth the countenance of his friend."
- Proverbs 27:17

Catalog of Electronic Components - Complete IC data sheets
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Catloaf, meet mouseloaf.
My music
2004-03-24, 12:01 PM #117
Subject may or may not have stairs in his house.

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Do you have stairs in your house?
Do you have stairs in your house?
2004-03-24, 12:05 PM #118
*falls down stairs*

Subject should refrain from pushing me down a flight of stairs.
*looks around suspiciously*

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"Iron sharpeneth iron; so a man sharpeneth the countenance of his friend."
- Proverbs 27:17

Catalog of Electronic Components - Complete IC data sheets
National Electrical Code® (NEC®) Online - Legal requirements for wiring projects.
Catloaf, meet mouseloaf.
My music
2004-03-24, 12:07 PM #119
subjct has an obsecion (sp?) with corecting people and is addicted to pron. treatmeant : administration of placebo porn

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Giv EmE $1000o00 if U E\/4r waNt 2 C/i] Agin

typos?? what typos?? :P

[This message has been edited by BoRnOfFiRe (edited March 24, 2004).]
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2004-03-24, 12:08 PM #120
Subject has poor grammar and spelling. [http://forums.massassi.net/html/tongue.gif]

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"Iron sharpeneth iron; so a man sharpeneth the countenance of his friend."
- Proverbs 27:17

Catalog of Electronic Components - Complete IC data sheets
National Electrical Code® (NEC®) Online - Legal requirements for wiring projects.
Catloaf, meet mouseloaf.
My music
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