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My girlfriend.. you think she is cheating??
2004-09-12, 7:13 PM #41
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she is cheatin on zan.... WITH ZAN
Hah. That reminds me of "Max on Max" from Conan O'Brian's show.

[Damn two-pager.]
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2004-09-12, 7:19 PM #42
It looks like someone just took the negative of an image and photoshopped it on there. Could be mistaken.
D E A T H
2004-09-12, 7:25 PM #43
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Originally posted by Dj Yoshi
It looks like someone just took the negative of an image and photoshopped it on there. Could be mistaken.

Its entirely possible that 1) the car was really dusty, and 2) some babe leaned on it...
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2004-09-12, 7:33 PM #44
i took anoutehr good look at it, and i don't think it was a superimposed negative, but then again i don't know alot about photos, so my opinion doesn't mean a whole lot, i guess.
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2004-09-12, 7:43 PM #45
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Okay.. seriously.. who wears a belt while having sex?


It's possible..
2004-09-12, 8:13 PM #46
There is something about that image that doesn't set right. It does look like a Photoshop but not SAJN's version.

That I or I would be having a serious talk with your girlfriend..
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2004-09-12, 8:25 PM #47
I say that because even on the imprint there's dust. The imprint would be completely dust-less, if it weren't a negative.
D E A T H
2004-09-12, 8:39 PM #48
I am 100% positive that isn't a PS job*

*99%
Think while it's still legal.
2004-09-12, 9:13 PM #49
I need a digital camera... or a normal one and a scanner. Me and a friend went out and did that on her Civic and it looks almost identical.

QM
2004-09-12, 9:18 PM #50
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Originally posted by Insipid
You realize Ubuu's joking too, right?
No I didn't.
Sorry. I have no sense of humor (or a weak one for that matter). :(
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2004-09-12, 9:27 PM #51
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Originally posted by Quib Mask
I need a digital camera... or a normal one and a scanner. Me and a friend went out and did that on her Civic and it looks almost identical.

QM


....cigarette?
2004-09-12, 9:28 PM #52
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Originally posted by DogSRoOL
Hah. That reminds me of "Max on Max" from Conan O'Brian's show.

[Damn two-pager.]


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2004-09-12, 9:43 PM #53
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Originally posted by Dj Yoshi
That gets my vote as photoshop of the year, the original photo at least. So believable, for a second, and just too damn funny.


It'd be easier to just fake it on the car's hood, than to photoshop it...
2004-09-12, 9:50 PM #54
This right here is the best Massassi thread ever.
http://www.jedilegacy.net/gonk/
2004-09-12, 9:51 PM #55
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Originally posted by tofu
It'd be easier to just fake it on the car's hood, than to photoshop it...


If you know how to photoshop, it'd be harder finding a hot girl to do it with. ;)

AND HOLY CRAP IT'S GONK!

You not make it into the closed beta? :(
D E A T H
2004-09-12, 9:53 PM #56
Quote:
....cigarette?

Ah! I just meant we made that imprint on the hood in the dust... I mean we faked it... ahhh, I can't find a way to say it without feeling dirty. But you get the picture. She left a belt mark too if that clears anything up.

QM
2004-09-12, 10:03 PM #57
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Originally posted by Freelancer
Okay.. seriously.. who wears a belt while having sex? You can plainly see the belt imprinted in the dust, and if we had a closer shot you could likely see the imprints from denim there too.


If she was wearing a skirt . . .
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2004-09-12, 10:07 PM #58
It's way too clear anyway. Serious action would look like smudge city.
2004-09-12, 10:10 PM #59
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Originally posted by Avenger
If she was wearing a skirt . . .
Looks like pants to me. I can see what looks like a zipper.

Bah, what do I know?

still, your post has truth...
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2004-09-12, 10:28 PM #60
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Originally posted by Jaiph
It's way too clear anyway. Serious action would look like smudge city.


I dunno Jaiph, if they were going for the tantric sex angle then the deed would be pretty sedate...
2004-09-12, 10:37 PM #61
Maybe it was a present for ya Zan?
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2004-09-12, 10:40 PM #62
Curses, you're right. Damn youngsters and their zany car hood tantric sex.
2004-09-12, 11:06 PM #63
Is it weird that "tantric" and "frantic" sound and are spelled so similarly?
D E A T H
2004-09-13, 12:37 AM #64
Funny, I saw the same thing posted on SA about 2 days ago.
2004-09-13, 1:37 AM #65
I thought it was fairly obvious that this thread was a joke.
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2004-09-13, 1:44 AM #66
Why the hell would you do tantric sex on the bonnet of a Volvo?
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2004-09-13, 1:58 AM #67
To encourage the neighbors to move.
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2004-09-13, 2:30 AM #68
Well personally I'd chose a Porsche or Audi or something.. You know, something with a little class.
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2004-09-13, 2:45 AM #69
Heh, if you meant Audi has class as in "the owner must be loaded to keep that thing running." ;)
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2004-09-13, 7:38 AM #70
This picture made me giggle wildly.
2004-09-13, 11:20 AM #71
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Originally posted by Genki
some reason cars with wiperblades on their headlights scare me


Swedish law: All cars must have a way to clean the headlights while in use. Volvos have wipers.
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2004-09-13, 11:37 AM #72
That is just so funny, though it was made a little too obvious how much the alleged... Actions didn't take place at all. Of course, most people wouldn't notice the pair of pants being worn by the "model". And almost everyone would forget that to make an impression in the dust like that, the "model" would have to be face-down. Not only would the form of sex implied be rarer, it also would be a far less comfortable position to lie face-down (or holding your head up). Additionaly, she would be lying too far up the car hood, as whoever'd be the "accomplice" would have to bend forward quite a bit, pressing themselves against the front of the car. Lastly, it appears as if she hasn't completely taken off her shirt, as evidenced by the ruffled apearance in the dust at the top half.
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2004-09-13, 11:41 AM #73
i could easily imagine how it could take place easily, they'll have just been too lazy to remove their feet from the floor.
2004-09-13, 11:46 AM #74
Holy crap! That is one big raccoon.
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2004-09-13, 11:47 AM #75
and i thought i knew what rediculous was, until this very day
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2004-09-13, 12:06 PM #76
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Originally posted by Pommy
cazoncaz


YES!!!!
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2004-09-13, 11:15 PM #77
[ignorant post - edit]
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2004-09-13, 11:26 PM #78
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Originally posted by nottheking
That is just so funny, though it was made a little too obvious how much the alleged... Actions didn't take place at all. Of course, most people wouldn't notice the pair of pants being worn by the "model". And almost everyone would forget that to make an impression in the dust like that, the "model" would have to be face-down. Not only would the form of sex implied be rarer, it also would be a far less comfortable position to lie face-down (or holding your head up). Additionaly, she would be lying too far up the car hood, as whoever'd be the "accomplice" would have to bend forward quite a bit, pressing themselves against the front of the car. Lastly, it appears as if she hasn't completely taken off her shirt, as evidenced by the ruffled apearance in the dust at the top half.

Thanks for the analysis egghead. ;)
2004-09-13, 11:28 PM #79
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Originally posted by Jon`C
Funny, I saw the same thing posted on SA about 2 days ago.


Wow, like, you must be related to Sherlock Holmes or something you clever, clever guy!
2004-09-14, 12:37 AM #80
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Originally posted by Dj Yoshi
It looks like someone just took the negative of an image and photoshopped it on there. Could be mistaken.




why do you people feel the need to rip apart/analyze/debate everything posted in this friggin place? why cant we you like.. hit reply and say what im about to say?


wait for it.....



...

"LOL thats hilarious"




now in all seriousness.. damn i love that pic, i saw it a few days ago on the VN Boards tho.. was a different angle tho
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