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In Soviet Russia, Parents name you!
2004-09-17, 6:09 AM #1
I've been wondering, just how many people in the wrold (massassi) acctually like the name that they were given?
nope.
2004-09-17, 6:15 AM #2
Actually, it should be, "In Soviet Russia, you name parents!"
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2004-09-17, 6:15 AM #3
You have no idea how much fun it is to sign a bigass name like "Jonathan M. Del Sesto"

<3 my name.
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2004-09-17, 6:17 AM #4
*snipe*
nope.
2004-09-17, 6:24 AM #5
I love my name.

Alex

The X makes it cool.
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2004-09-17, 6:25 AM #6
Damn you, i wanna change my name to alex
nope.
2004-09-17, 7:54 AM #7
When I get older, I'm seriously changing my name to James Bond. Not because I dislike my current name, but James Bond just sound's cool.

Bond, Jame's Bond.
2004-09-17, 7:55 AM #8
you said bond.... hehehehehe.

but i voted for batman, since there wasn't an option for "i never thought about it and i dont give a damn".
2004-09-17, 7:58 AM #9
lol Honestly, if I ever changed my name to Batman, I would NEVER be able to say it to someone with a straight face. There's just something hilarious I've always found about......IM BATMAN.
2004-09-17, 9:27 AM #10
Quote:
Originally posted by Spork
The X makes it cool.


So true.

I love my name cos it's pretty unusual. Having said that, I've met atleast 3 other Maeve's in my life. And they should die.
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2004-09-17, 9:32 AM #11
My parents couldn't come up with a first name, so they gave me two last names.

Brooks Arnold. Sounds like I'm scrawny british kid or something (at least that's what my fiancee told me when she first met me) Although, my initals spell out a snake. (BOA)
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maeve
2004-09-17, 9:34 AM #12
I shall be henceforth known as "Max Power."

Yeah.
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2004-09-17, 10:01 AM #13
Ian Michael Sechler.

I like it, and I'm keeping it, and Genki needs to die for having the same name as me.

I actually thought about switching to my middle name a few years back, but then decided I was an overall cooler person because of my original name. Almost no one else who lives in my area has that name.

Die Genki.
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2004-09-17, 10:01 AM #14
That episode was on last night here :p

I like my name.
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2004-09-17, 10:53 AM #15
Quote:
Originally posted by Outlaw Torn
Brooks Arnold. Sounds like I'm scrawny british kid or something


Never heard of anyone over here called Brooks.

and Ian is really common :p
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2004-09-17, 10:58 AM #16
Brooks Anold makes me think of a comic book character


New to marvel comics! Brooks Arnold, Timecop!
nope.
2004-09-17, 11:04 AM #17
heh, I'll have to show this to my fiancee. she'll get a kick out of it.
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maeve
2004-09-17, 11:59 AM #18
I hate my name. :/
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2004-09-17, 12:49 PM #19
Martyn has the secksy 'y' in it, and Pysanczyn just rocks, because it's got 9 letters, one vowel, two 'y's and nobody can either spell or say it without being taught (in my experience).

Oh, and my middle name's my dad's first name, Stefan. And that's cool too, because so is my dad. In fact we're scheduled another curry night before I go back to uni....

:D

In summary, it rocks to be Martyn Stefan Pysanczyn
2004-09-17, 1:13 PM #20
My full name is 25 letters long, and I plan on adding another three by going back to the old family name and putting "von" in front of my last name around the time I graduate from uni.
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2004-09-17, 1:19 PM #21
My name is awesome. As an added bonus, I even like my middle name! My last name is cool too. I just lucked out in the name department i guess. :)
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2004-09-17, 1:34 PM #22
my first name is Elana. it fits me.
my middle name is mechelle... omg i fot got how to spell my middle name.. dam i'm bad at this writing thing.michelle... ahhhhhh! (you think your the only ones frustrated with my spelling?!?) but eneway, that name doesent fit me. and i wish it to die.
Laughing at my spelling herts my feelings. Well laughing is fine actully, but posting about it is not.
2004-09-17, 1:54 PM #23
Michael. I like my first name. Middle name, James, is also good. Last names Beckman, gets mispelled alot. Oh, and my initials, MJB, are a coffee brand.

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2004-09-17, 1:54 PM #24
I'M BATMAN HUHAAHAHAHAHAHAHUUHAHAHAHA!
2004-09-17, 2:20 PM #25
Quote:
Originally posted by MechWarrior
I'M BATMAN HUHAAHAHAHAHAHAHUUHAHAHAHA!


you and 11 others on this board.
Laughing at my spelling herts my feelings. Well laughing is fine actully, but posting about it is not.
2004-09-17, 2:21 PM #26
Wish my name was rasputan
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2004-09-17, 2:36 PM #27
Ian Kirk Higgins > Ian Micheal Sechler
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2004-09-17, 2:52 PM #28
I like my name!!!

Every cool Kids have a Y in their names!!!!
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2004-09-17, 3:11 PM #29
I'd like to see Anthony either changed to Antony or just Tony, but otherwise I'm fine with both my full name and my Russky variant, Tony Malcovitch Kinov.
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2004-09-17, 3:17 PM #30
My first name is Tyrell, my middle name is James, and I like to slap people with my massive black snake.
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2004-09-17, 3:42 PM #31
My name is Jeff, but I look like a Kyle.

Which is why I'm changing it to Cyle. With a C.
2004-09-17, 4:07 PM #32
I like my name( Andy ). Its short, easy to spell, has a Y at the end, and most of all, it can be changed to Andrew, which can come in handy.

AND I have a kickass German Last name, Schubert. Plus, everyone alwyas messes up the first 3 letters.
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2004-09-17, 5:25 PM #33
Aaron is such a beautiful name.

Almost as beautiful as my hairy scottish anal beard.
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2004-09-17, 6:04 PM #34
So.....who's the real Batman?
2004-09-17, 6:59 PM #35
Quote:
Originally posted by maevie
and Ian is really common :p


Not where I live. In all, I think I've run across only 3 other people who have Ian as a name in my area.

And Genki, PLEASE... it's so obvious that I'm just cooler and better than you.

You = teh suxbad. :p
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2004-09-17, 7:04 PM #36
I am the man with no name...Zap Brannigan, at your service!
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2004-09-17, 7:07 PM #37
Quote:
Originally posted by Cloud
So.....who's the real Batman?



ME! The rest are just Adam West wannabes.
2004-09-17, 7:08 PM #38
Quote:
Originally posted by gbk
I am the man with no name...Zap Brannigan, at your service!


That was... bizarre... I read that, and saw Zaphod Beeblebrox instead of Zap Brannigan.

... I can't explain that at all, and it scares me.
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2004-09-17, 7:43 PM #39
I've always kind of liked my name...Stephanie.

Boco...I know some people who love irish and Scotish (call it Celtic if you will) names

and Dud, you name's cool!
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2004-09-17, 7:49 PM #40
Isn't Phoenix Ian Sechler...too....?
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