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In Soviet Russia, Parents name you!
2004-09-17, 8:01 PM #41
Quote:
Originally posted by phoenix_9286
Ian Michael Sechler.


Yeah. That's what I said. Genki is a poser. A namestealer. A weirdo. And an overall evil, bad, nasty person.
"In the beginning, the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and has been widely regarded as a bad move." - Douglas Adams
Are you finding Ling-Ling's head?
Last Stand
2004-09-17, 9:13 PM #42
Ryan Patrick McCloskey.

Beat that in the Irish dept.
Steal my dreams and sell them back to me.....
2004-09-17, 9:29 PM #43
My name is Stephen. :(

I was almost named Vladimir.
I'm just a little boy.
2004-09-17, 9:31 PM #44
Quote:
Originally posted by phoenix_9286
That was... bizarre... I read that, and saw Zaphod Beeblebrox instead of Zap Brannigan.

... I can't explain that at all, and it scares me.


Rereading HHGTTG?
The tired anthem of a loser and a hypocrite.
2004-09-17, 9:44 PM #45
I like my name, Anthony Allen Stockert, but i might change my middle name to Steven or S-anything that sounds good. try and guess why.
2004-09-17, 9:46 PM #46
Quote:
Originally posted by maevie
I've met atleast 3 other Maeve's in my life. And they should die.


[http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v418/Flexor/random/theonemaeve.jpg]


Couldn't resist...
The music industry is a cruel and shallow money trench where thieves and pimps run free, and good men die like dogs. There's also a negative side.
2004-09-17, 9:57 PM #47
Quote:
Originally posted by BurrBoy
Rereading HHGTTG?


No, but I do need to make good on my second reading of the year.

You see, I've read those books so many times now, I have major parts of them memorized. I make it a policy to read the entire series at least twice a year. Those books are just pure genious. There is no other way to describe them.
"In the beginning, the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and has been widely regarded as a bad move." - Douglas Adams
Are you finding Ling-Ling's head?
Last Stand
2004-09-17, 9:58 PM #48
Quote:
Originally posted by Flexor
*img*

Couldn't resist...


GOLD.
"In the beginning, the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and has been widely regarded as a bad move." - Douglas Adams
Are you finding Ling-Ling's head?
Last Stand
2004-09-17, 10:01 PM #49
Christopher Steven Holtzapple

Yeah. My written name was longer than I was when I was born. I was pretty tiny :) I guess I like it, it's interesting to hear telemarketers try to pronounce my last name.
Little angel go away
Come again some other day
Devil has my ear today
I'll never hear a word you say
2004-09-17, 10:12 PM #50
I hate mine, I hate it I hate it!
I was named after my grandfather, who also hated his name, he was even known to say "Never be so cruel as to name a child after me" but my father did anyway :mad:
You can't judge a book by it's file size
2004-09-17, 10:22 PM #51
Quote:
Originally posted by phoenix_9286
Yeah. That's what I said. Genki is a poser. A namestealer. A weirdo. And an overall evil, bad, nasty person.
time to release the birds
Holy soap opera Batman. - FGR
DARWIN WILL PREVENT THE DOWNFALL OF OUR RACE. - Rob
Free Jin!
2004-09-18, 1:20 AM #52
Esteban J. Valadez. I like it. It's unique, and has meaning.

The "Valadez" is Castilian (Royal Spanish), as opposed to "Valdez", which is everyday "street" Spanish. I am a 50% Spaniard, 50% Mexican (which makes me 75% Spaniard, because Mexican = Aztecas + Spanish).
2004-09-18, 4:32 AM #53
Quote:
Originally posted by Bounty Hunter 4 hire
Ryan Patrick McCloskey.

Beat that in the Irish dept.


I wish i named how i was originally going to be named, i'd kick everyones butt in the scottish department

Glen Alan Thomson
nope.
2004-09-18, 4:46 AM #54
We have 2 Ian Sechlers on the board.

That's...creepy
D E A T H
2004-09-18, 5:58 AM #55
Quote:
Originally posted by Dj Yoshi
We have 2 Ian Sechlers on the board.

That's...creepy

... i told you allready Ian Higgins != Ian Sechler GAH
Holy soap opera Batman. - FGR
DARWIN WILL PREVENT THE DOWNFALL OF OUR RACE. - Rob
Free Jin!
2004-09-18, 6:19 AM #56
i love it. it gets me attention...and is very smooth to say once you know how.
[teletubbie voice] BIG HUG!!!! [/teletubbie voice]
2004-09-18, 6:51 AM #57
Ohh, Genki, I thought you wanted to change from Ian Sechler to Ian Higgins.
D E A T H
2004-09-18, 9:32 AM #58
Quote:
Originally posted by Dj Yoshi
Ohh, Genki, I thought you wanted to change from Ian Sechler to Ian Higgins.


I'm pretty much dying with laughter right now.

Genki: What birds? Is that supposed to scare me? I'll just sic my Flock of Flaming Purple Mongeese on you.
"In the beginning, the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and has been widely regarded as a bad move." - Douglas Adams
Are you finding Ling-Ling's head?
Last Stand
2004-09-18, 9:48 AM #59
THE BIRDS, looks like i managed to get Victor flying off
Holy soap opera Batman. - FGR
DARWIN WILL PREVENT THE DOWNFALL OF OUR RACE. - Rob
Free Jin!
2004-09-18, 10:14 AM #60
Your silly birds are no match for my Flaming Purple Mongeese.

[http://members.lycos.co.uk/firestarterinc/graphics/mongeese.jpg]

PHEAR.
"In the beginning, the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and has been widely regarded as a bad move." - Douglas Adams
Are you finding Ling-Ling's head?
Last Stand
2004-09-18, 10:38 AM #61
Battle of the Ians!

!!
D E A T H
2004-09-18, 11:36 AM #62
Ians v. -ites?
2004-09-18, 11:47 AM #63
My name is...
Goooooooooooogandantes!!!
2004-09-18, 7:25 PM #64
Quote:
Originally posted by Dj Yoshi
Battle of the Ians!

!!


You know, I automatically win because I have the aforementioned Mongeese which are on Fire and Purple.

Now tell me, just WHAT can compete with THAT?
"In the beginning, the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and has been widely regarded as a bad move." - Douglas Adams
Are you finding Ling-Ling's head?
Last Stand
2004-09-18, 8:55 PM #65
Chad is not a good name.
I have a signature.
2004-09-18, 9:16 PM #66
Quote:
Originally posted by MadQuack
Chad is not a good name.


Is it by any chance short for something like Chadwick, Chadworth or Chadley?
"When it's time for this planet to die, you'll understand that you know absolutely nothing." — Bugenhagen
2004-09-18, 9:50 PM #67
Quote:
Originally posted by gbk
I am the man with no name...Zap Brannigan, at your service!


Darnitall, GBK beat me to it! Since there wasn't a "meh" option, I went with no name. I dunno... "Scott Gajewski" doesn't seem to quite fit, but I doubt I'll change it.
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2004-09-18, 10:29 PM #68
Guy Schlachter....

My first name is because my dad loves hockey and thought Guy LaFleur was a pimp...

My last name is german and very few people pernounce properly but the 'ch' is not a soft sound... Schlachter is german for slaughter and butcher (all my friends say my grandpa is hitler :()...

Doctor Schlachter (it rhymes)
2004-09-19, 2:50 PM #69
So, you want tme to reveal my identity, do you?

My real world name is Will Kraft.
2004-09-19, 3:07 PM #70
Who maketh 'cheese' slices?
2004-09-19, 3:13 PM #71
Sir Chedder or DeLorean thy thine believeth thou good chum
nope.
2004-09-20, 1:22 PM #72
Sir Long Schlong

:p



Quote:
quote:
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Originally posted by Cloud
So.....who's the real Batman?
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ME! The rest are just Adam West wannabes.


Pfft, Adam West is cheezy...I'm the REAL batman. I'm Michael Keaton's batman from Batman and Batman Returns. All other Batman's bow to their knees.
2004-09-20, 1:25 PM #73
I personally think Michael Keaton is the only true Batman but thats just my opinion.
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