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Kerry v Bush (Rock|Paper|Saddam Style)
2004-10-01, 1:45 PM #1
Yeah, I got bored. I got the idea from 'Rock, Paper, Saddam', and I know RPS is much more funny then this, but here it goes, my little spoof on the debates yesterday.

(http://sajn.phearwear.com/TheDebate.htm <-- Nicer looking then on the forums)

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Think while it's still legal.
2004-10-01, 1:45 PM #2
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Think while it's still legal.
2004-10-01, 1:51 PM #3
Heee.

That's pretty good.
"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt. " - Bertrand Russell
The Triumph of Stupidity in Mortals and Others 1931-1935
2004-10-01, 1:51 PM #4
That's actually really funny. Nice :D
"Jayne, this is something the Captain has to do for himself"

"N-No it's not!"

"Oh."
2004-10-01, 1:51 PM #5
hehehe, nice :D
2004-10-01, 1:59 PM #6
Gooo kerry!
I know that you believe you understand what you think I said, but I'm not sure you realize that what you heard is not what I meant.
2004-10-01, 2:01 PM #7
Heh, thanks guys :D A better response then I expected.

/me feels fuzzy inside.
Think while it's still legal.
2004-10-01, 2:02 PM #8
Do more!

I just discovered that I really love these sorts of things. My mother would always write captions for home photos in photo albums, and they were always hilarious.
"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt. " - Bertrand Russell
The Triumph of Stupidity in Mortals and Others 1931-1935
2004-10-01, 2:05 PM #9
Good attempt at humor but....

[http://sajn.phearwear.com/bvk/6.jpg]
In Tribute to Adam Sliger. Rest in Peace

10/7/85 - 12/9/03
2004-10-01, 2:25 PM #10
That was the funniest thing I've seen in a long time. That McCain picture was a great punchline. btw, Who's that sitting next to him? Her legs are bangin.
Democracy: rule by the stupid
2004-10-01, 2:25 PM #11
Quote:
Originally posted by Ubuu
Good attempt at humor but....


[http://sajn.phearwear.com/bvk/5.jpg]
"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt. " - Bertrand Russell
The Triumph of Stupidity in Mortals and Others 1931-1935
2004-10-01, 2:32 PM #12
i actually thought it was kinda funny
free(jin);
tofu sucks
2004-10-01, 2:32 PM #13
[http://sajn.phearwear.com/bvk/13.jpg]
In Tribute to Adam Sliger. Rest in Peace

10/7/85 - 12/9/03
2004-10-01, 2:34 PM #14
:(
free(jin);
tofu sucks
2004-10-01, 2:38 PM #15
Hee.

All posts on Massassi should be in the form of humerous captions.
"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt. " - Bertrand Russell
The Triumph of Stupidity in Mortals and Others 1931-1935
2004-10-01, 2:41 PM #16
[http://sajn.phearwear.com/bvk/14.jpg]
In Tribute to Adam Sliger. Rest in Peace

10/7/85 - 12/9/03
2004-10-01, 2:42 PM #17
Quote:
Her legs are bangin.


Yo dawg, her sh**s mad bangin....I be grubbin on dat, like Bam dawg, off the hezzey. (Sorry, I can't stand the word 'bangin')


Err I mean, I think it's George W. Bush's daughter actually >.<
Think while it's still legal.
2004-10-01, 2:43 PM #18
Quote:
Originally posted by Mort-Hog
Hee.

All posts on Massassi should be in the form of humerous captions.


[http://sajn.phearwear.com/bvk/9.jpg]
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2004-10-01, 2:44 PM #19
Quote:
Originally posted by SAJN_Master
Yo dawg, her sh**s mad bangin....I be grubbin on dat, like Bam dawg, off the hezzey.


O_o
free(jin);
tofu sucks
2004-10-01, 2:46 PM #20
I don't know what I just said, but I hear it EVERYDAY in school, so yeah....apologies.
Think while it's still legal.
2004-10-01, 3:01 PM #21
You are an ignorant little kid, you know that?
In Tribute to Adam Sliger. Rest in Peace

10/7/85 - 12/9/03
2004-10-01, 3:07 PM #22
It wasn't hilarious, but was entertaining. Heheh.
D E A T H
2004-10-01, 3:08 PM #23
Quote:
Originally posted by Ubuu
You are an ignorant little kid, you know that?


Why, because he doesn't understand a certain dialect of English? Or just because you don't like him? Seriously, stop picking on him just for the sake of being a jerk.
Stuff
2004-10-01, 3:09 PM #24
Ubuu, what is wrong with you. I know you don't like me (Feeling mutual), but don't act like a jerk all the time. Just don't post.

I go to a school with about 85% black/hispanic people out of that 85% about 80% or so listen to rap. Out of that 80% atleast 75-70% use slang. I hear it everyday. It's like "Yo, dat sh**s mad bangin yo!" or "Dawg, gimme a stoge, I'll give you a dolla kid!". It's amazing how many uses 'bangin' has.

1.) I wanna bang her yo! (I want to have sex with her)
2.) Dat's mad bangin'! (That's really awesome)
3.) I'm gonna bang that kid in the face! (I'm going to punch that kid in the face)
4.) Everyone bangs mad lot up in herr. (Everyone smells like crap)

I'm not ignorant, I know what I am talking about. I'm also not a ' little kid'. It seems you act like the little kid by always bashing on me, so just stop the crap and stop posting on all my threads trying to make your ego bigger by bashing me.

(Please, the rest of you, continue to post about the actual topic. I apologize for this 'side show' post)
Think while it's still legal.
2004-10-01, 3:09 PM #25
Quote:
Originally posted by Ubuu
You are an ignorant little kid, you know that?


[http://sajn.phearwear.com/bvk/13andahalf.jpg]
the idiot is the person who follows the idiot and your not following me your insulting me your following the path of a idiot so that makes you the idiot - LC Tusken
2004-10-01, 3:10 PM #26
Quote:
Originally posted by Ubuu
You are an ignorant little kid, you know that?


Pot: Hey Kettle?

Kettle: Yeah?

Pot: YOU'RE BLACK!

(I thought it was funny.)
2004-10-01, 3:26 PM #27
"bangin" is still considered urban? I need to tell that to all the white suburban mormons around here than. O_o Funny thing is, they don't try to act black when saying it by trying to do funky hand motions or take on an urban accent. It's just natural.
Democracy: rule by the stupid
2004-10-01, 3:35 PM #28
When black Americans do the whole urban thing, they have the possibility of looking pretty cool, or at least quite normal.

However, the coolness seems to have sunk to the bottom of the pond, as black Britons just sound hilarious when they do the whole 'bling bling gansta' thing. Added hilarity ensues when they talk about 'growin up in da hood', as considering almost all of them are middle class southerners, their 'hood' is going to be Roebuck Manor or somesuch.
"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt. " - Bertrand Russell
The Triumph of Stupidity in Mortals and Others 1931-1935
2004-10-01, 3:44 PM #29
That was actually funny, even if it was a rip-off of RPS. ;)
The tired anthem of a loser and a hypocrite.
2004-10-01, 3:50 PM #30
Quote:
Originally posted by Ubuu
You are an ignorant little kid, you know that?

[http://www.chimpsahoy.com/blog/greg/stfu2.gif]

Seriously. Give up the Sajn flaming already. It's getting old real fast.
Catloaf, meet mouseloaf.
My music
2004-10-01, 3:51 PM #31
i'll give it to ya sajn that one was pretty funny.

Kerry for Pres.! woot!
2004-10-01, 3:51 PM #32
Quote:
Originally posted by Kieran Horn
"bangin" is still considered urban? I need to tell that to all the white suburban mormons around here than. O_o Funny thing is, they don't try to act black when saying it by trying to do funky hand motions or take on an urban accent. It's just natural.


You forget who you are talking to. They don't understand.
In Tribute to Adam Sliger. Rest in Peace

10/7/85 - 12/9/03
2004-10-01, 3:54 PM #33
Quote:
Originally posted by SAJN_Master


I'm not ignorant, I know what I am talking about. I'm also not a ' little kid'. It seems you act like the little kid by always bashing on me, so just stop the crap and stop posting on all my threads trying to make your ego bigger by bashing me.

(Please, the rest of you, continue to post about the actual topic. I apologize for this 'side show' post)


Yes, if you realized like Kieran said, that "banging" isnt an urban term anymore, you wouldnt be ignorant.

Better to get pointed out here, then get your *** whooped by that some what 85% of black/hispanics that are probably less tolerant of little, sheltered, suburban kids like yourself.

Now that I have let that out....

[http://sajn.phearwear.com/bvk/7.jpg]
In Tribute to Adam Sliger. Rest in Peace

10/7/85 - 12/9/03
2004-10-01, 4:09 PM #34
Quote:
Yes, if you realized like Kieran said, that "banging" isnt an urban term anymore


It most definitly is an urban term. Atleast in New England it seems to be.


Quote:
Better to get pointed out here, then get your *** whooped by that some what 85% of black/hispanics that are probably less tolerant of little suburban kids like yourself.


Bwahahaha. My friends and I make fun of them all the time. They poke fun at us as well. Most of us know it's in good fun. It isn't like whites to the left, blacks to the right. Not all black/hispanic people are 'G-unit thugs'. I have about as many white friends as I do black/hispanic friends. Why do people put such lables on skin colors? People watch their mouths around a certain race just because they don't want to 'offend' them. Noone is better then anyone else, people need to learn that. Then again I'm just an ignorant little kid, and your a big strong mature man, so what do I know?
Think while it's still legal.
2004-10-01, 4:12 PM #35
You can always add him to your ignore list.
Catloaf, meet mouseloaf.
My music
2004-10-01, 4:13 PM #36
That's actually a good idea.......DONE!

Yay, now we can get back on topic, because I really don't care what he says now anyway. It will just be more of the same I'm sure.
Think while it's still legal.
2004-10-01, 4:34 PM #37
http://sajn.phearwear.com/TheDebate.htm <-- better looking
Think while it's still legal.
2004-10-01, 5:21 PM #38
That was great SAJN_Master! I love funny captions.
2004-10-01, 8:42 PM #39
This thread ROCKS .. I love how the captions are so very all-purposeful, seeing as replies have been made using them ..
一个大西瓜
2004-10-01, 8:54 PM #40
I found the captions funnier when they were taken out of context
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