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Bush wearing a wire?
2004-10-09, 10:18 PM #1
http://www.salon.com/news/feature/2004/10/08/bulge/index_np.html
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2004-10-09, 10:21 PM #2
Looks possible.

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This is a great time to make the old-year resolution to stop posting until 2005, for all our sakes.

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2004-10-09, 10:21 PM #3
Yes, and there are accusations of Kerry having a cheat sheet in the first debate, lets see that one be brought out in the open :rolleyes:
2004-10-09, 10:23 PM #4
Quote:
Originally posted by finity5
Yes, and there are accusations of Kerry having a cheat sheet in the first debate, lets see that one be brought out in the open :rolleyes:


It was... and it was proved it was a pen..
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2004-10-09, 10:24 PM #5
Hahaha

Now they'll have to frisk the candidates before the debates. :p
2004-10-09, 10:26 PM #6
I'd find it FAR more likely that that bulge is just the back of his shirt bunched up.

Wired? If he was wired, I don't think he would've debated NEARLY as badly as he did.
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2004-10-09, 10:27 PM #7
I would like to see that proof, because you know, Kerry can do no wrong.

You get a glimpse of it at the end... looks like a pretty thick pen anyway...

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2004-10-09, 10:30 PM #8
Seems kind of stupid to me since there are ear pieces that can do the same thing and wouldn't look so obvious
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2004-10-09, 10:34 PM #9
That is quite obviously his bro-strap.
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2004-10-09, 10:45 PM #10
You wouldn't have a receiver shaped so oddly, and it wouldn't be in the middle of his back. Not to mention that yes, you can do it with a wireless earpeice.
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2004-10-09, 11:12 PM #11
Thinkin it's his shirt. As said before, he could just go with an earpiece.
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2004-10-09, 11:18 PM #12
It looks like he's wearting a bra.
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2004-10-09, 11:47 PM #13
Quote:
Originally posted by Crimson
That is quite obviously his bro-strap.


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2004-10-10, 4:57 AM #14
How could you be so cruel?
The poor man was born with a hump, leave him alone :D
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2004-10-10, 6:01 AM #15
Quote:
Originally posted by fishstickz
It was... and it was proved it was a pen..


Where was it proven to be a pen (which still would have broken the rules)?
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2004-10-10, 6:16 AM #16
Since they were both taking notes during the entire debate, I highly doubt having a pen breaks any rules.
Think while it's still legal.
2004-10-10, 6:19 AM #17
Ahahaha, they would be very strange rules indeed
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2004-10-10, 6:20 AM #18
Having one didn't break the rules. Bringing his own would have.
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2004-10-10, 6:23 AM #19
Quote:
Originally posted by phoenix_9286
I'd find it FAR more likely that that bulge is just the back of his shirt bunched up.


Yeah right. It's obvious that it's a mind-controlling worm tapped into his spine. Bunched up shirt... LIKE THAT COULD HAPPEN :rolleyes: Fool
2004-10-10, 6:43 AM #20
Quiet you fool! Before the worms get you
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2004-10-10, 6:52 AM #21
[http://dailyrecycler.typepad.com/blog/files/kerfuffle.jpg]

A pen or some kind of worm implanting device? You be the judge.
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2004-10-10, 6:56 AM #22
It was, obviously, the strings of the Shadow Government playing him, as they do. FEMA's waiting in the wings... waiting for the perfect moment.

And watch out for Majestic 12. Possibly the Illuminati, and the Trilateral Commission, and the Freemasons, and the Knights Templar, and the Priory of Sion. And the reverse vampires.

I think they're all involved. We're through the looking glass, here, people...
2004-10-10, 7:44 AM #23
You forgot about the Triads!

And the worms.. Those horrible, horrible worms..
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2004-10-10, 7:57 AM #24
screw the pen! look at kerry's TEETH! noe one can have teeth that alined and white! clearly they're fakes that are connected to his brain somehow and allow him to communicate with his campaign trailer!

on a separate note. have you seen bush's posture and general body type? that man is the most awkward looking thing on the planet. iw ouldnt be surprised if his dress shirt was bunching up coz a) he didnt tuck it in all the way or b) he hunches over so damn much and was leanin on the podium all unprofessionally that the shirt gets untucked. man, if he just stood straight..
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2004-10-10, 8:01 AM #25
Quote:
Originally posted by Spork
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That too.
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2004-10-10, 9:45 AM #26
How completely characteristic of bush.
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2004-10-10, 9:47 AM #27
To have a "lump" in his suit?
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2004-10-10, 10:01 AM #28
This would be slightly more believable if the picture were from the second debate. But still very unlikely.
2004-10-10, 10:03 AM #29
they probably implanted something in bush's brain so cheney can remote control him.
2004-10-10, 10:14 AM #30
That thing in bush's back isn't a receiver... it's his batteries!
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2004-10-10, 3:07 PM #31
Quote:
Originally posted by Deadman
How could you be so cruel?
The poor man was born with a hump, leave him alone :D


I have a hump as well. Doesn't mean I wear a back brace.
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2004-10-10, 3:36 PM #32
Well, what ever Bush did with wires and stuff, it didn't seem to give him such an advantage...
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2004-10-10, 3:41 PM #33
Quote:
Originally posted by Wolvie17
screw the pen! look at kerry's TEETH! noe one can have teeth that alined and white! clearly they're fakes that are connected to his brain somehow and allow him to communicate with his campaign trailer!

No, it's just the BotoxTM... :D
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2004-10-10, 4:03 PM #34
Quote:
Originally posted by happydud
You forgot about the Triads!



you mean the ones from GTA3? :p

Bush is obviously a terminator, sent from the future to do....something. Not sure what.
2004-10-10, 4:09 PM #35
Quote:
Originally posted by nottheking
No, it's just the Botox TM


...Botox doesn't have anything to do with teeth...
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2004-10-10, 4:21 PM #36
That's what the doctors told me too, but I slipped them some cash and they agreed to do it anyway.
2004-10-10, 5:16 PM #37
No, Bush is a puppet for the Illuminati or the Patriots (in football news they won like 18 straight games).
2004-10-10, 9:24 PM #38
19 ;)
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2004-10-10, 9:46 PM #39
It's a friggin mic pack for cryin out loud. Yes, they have those microphones on the podium but they also have body mic's. Body mic's consist of a box about the size of a deck fo cards, a wire, and the microphone that clips onto something.
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2004-10-10, 10:21 PM #40
The people who ran the debate said they didn't give Bush or Kerry any equipment, so it's not that.

I think it's just a crease in his shirt or something, as much as I'd like it to be true that he cheated because of how it would kill him politically.
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