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How much Mountain Dew would kill you?
2004-10-12, 1:22 PM #1
Inspired by Boco's thread.

http://www.linkydinky.com/dewkiller.shtml

about 273 cans.
Catloaf, meet mouseloaf.
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2004-10-12, 1:25 PM #2
How much do you freaking weigh?

Mines 186 cans.
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2004-10-12, 1:29 PM #3
121, which i could drink if i had access
nope.
2004-10-12, 1:31 PM #4
211 cans. Of course, I've never drank any Mountain Dew in my life, so there isn't much worry. :)
Life is beautiful.
2004-10-12, 1:41 PM #5
Quote:
Originally posted by drizzt2k2
How much do you freaking weigh?
220 lbs. I CRUSH YER PUNY BODY!! WRA!!!!
Catloaf, meet mouseloaf.
My music
2004-10-12, 1:43 PM #6
You're more than twice my weight... Must have been all that catloaf...
nope.
2004-10-12, 1:43 PM #7
198 cans...which is like 16 12 packs! *rushes to the store to buy*

:D
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Through strength I gain power
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2004-10-12, 1:43 PM #8
223 Cans.

o.0
2004-10-12, 1:45 PM #9
159
"Flowers and a landscape were the only attractions here. And so, as there was no good reason for coming, nobody came."
2004-10-12, 1:48 PM #10
Does anybody miss 'Surge'? that was much better than mountain dew...
Peace is a lie
There is only passion
Through passion I gain strength
Through strength I gain power
Through power I gain victory
Through victory my chains are broken
The Force shall set me free
2004-10-12, 1:50 PM #11
um... no.
Catloaf, meet mouseloaf.
My music
2004-10-12, 1:51 PM #12
218 cans.

I don't think I've ever seen one Mountain Dew can in my entire life.
2004-10-12, 1:54 PM #13
241
Pissed Off?
2004-10-12, 1:54 PM #14
I weigh 180 pounds, and it would take 227 cans to kill me. Rawh
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2004-10-12, 1:55 PM #15
157.59545443 cans. I r puny.
DO NOT WANT.
2004-10-12, 2:01 PM #16
Quote:
Originally posted by Boco
You're more than twice my weight... Must have been all that catloaf...
You must be short. Muahaha!!

(Or deathly skinny)
Catloaf, meet mouseloaf.
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2004-10-12, 2:03 PM #17
About 149 cans.
2004-10-12, 2:04 PM #18
Im kinda short, and im average weight, but hey, 2 inches below average isnt that short...
nope.
2004-10-12, 2:08 PM #19
About 173 cans to off me.
I bet you think that's funny, don't you.
2004-10-12, 2:13 PM #20
Quote:
Originally posted by The_Lost_One
Does anybody miss 'Surge'? that was much better than mountain dew...


Yup, that stuff was GOOOOOD. I think I may have been the local wal-mart's top buyer of it. Only place I've seen it in a long while was in a drink fountain at Sam's Club.


And mine's about 186 or so, I haven't weighed myself in years so...
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2004-10-12, 2:24 PM #21
I think anyone would die after drinking 150+ cans of anything.
2004-10-12, 2:25 PM #22
I wonder how accurate this is. Maybe someone should go test the theory out. Anyone want to volunteer? :D
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2004-10-12, 2:26 PM #23
199.
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2004-10-12, 2:28 PM #24
173
2004-10-12, 2:32 PM #25
200
Democracy: rule by the stupid
2004-10-12, 2:57 PM #26
268.

Either way, I'm not too fond of the stuff.
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2004-10-12, 3:17 PM #27
223
free(jin);
tofu sucks
2004-10-12, 3:22 PM #28
186.1363635 cans

do you know how long i would be in the bathroom gettin all of that back out(well, if i didetn die from it)?
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2004-10-12, 3:28 PM #29
Quote:
Originally posted by Elana14
186.1363635 cans

do you know how long i would be in the bathroom gettin all of that back out(well, if i didetn die from it)?


I guess it would be a watery grave!

hehe......sorry
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2004-10-12, 3:33 PM #30
174
2004-10-12, 4:03 PM #31
About 302.
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2004-10-12, 4:15 PM #32
About 217 cans.
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2004-10-12, 4:17 PM #33
Christ, pounds ... you times kilograms by 2.2 right?


177.44999987
2004-10-12, 4:35 PM #34
255 cans. I would probably get sick and throw most of it up after about 12 cans. At my HS grad night I had a lot of soda, so after I had enough i started feeling sick. Fortunately, some water fixed that.

I weigh 206 lbs.
2004-10-12, 5:13 PM #35
I weigh 145, so:

179.93181805 cans would kill me.... but I'm sure I've drunken that many in my 15 years of life, and I'm still kickin.:confused:
2004-10-12, 5:14 PM #36
I weigh 120 lbs, and it would take about 148 cans to kill me. Just out of curiosity, what's your height and weight, Boco? I'm asking because the amount of cans to kill you is pretty low compare to everyone esle.
2004-10-12, 6:39 PM #37
117.88636355

116.88636355 to go.
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2004-10-12, 6:46 PM #38
136. cans of mountain dew. I think I would die at 10 though. Can't stand the stuff.
2004-10-12, 6:56 PM #39
I only drink Sprite. And even then, I hardly drink that at all. I'm not big on Sodas.
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2004-10-12, 7:14 PM #40
This is the kind of exotic and elaborate way to commit suicide that would make your loved ones think.
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