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Post your Scottish accent.

2004-02-22, 10:21 AM #1

Edward

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Posts: 2,330

Hi!
I need a voice (Rod-Nog is invited). I need someone with a good Scottish accent to say the following lines. And I don't want the rough Scottish from e.g. Fat *******. I'm talking about the real stuff you hear in Scotland.

Quote:

Hello there. Are you hurt?
Come on up and lets have a look.
Fine, suit yourself.
Come on.
There's a good lad.
I know exactly what you need.
Oooh, seems serious.
It'll only sting a bit.
Here you are.
Glad to hear it.
Hay! What are you doing?
That's not very nice!
Ouch! (A couple of these if you please)
AAaarg... (Dying)
Leave them alone!

Now, this is for a person in one of my levels where he is a Scottish doctor, and he sees if the hero needs medical care. And you will be well credited. Well, well and well, your name will just appear in the credits under Angus.

/Edward
[/terrible Scottish accent]

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2004-02-22, 10:22 AM #2

SAJN

SAJN_Master

Posts: 11,157

Hehe, I clicked on this thread the moment I saw it. I'll post it in a bit. I dunno if I can even do a scottish accent. (Yeah, there are alot of people that can do voices better then me, but I can try)

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[This message has been edited by SAJN_Master (edited February 22, 2004).]

Think while it's still legal.

2004-02-22, 10:22 AM #3

ECHOMAN

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Hmm. What about asking Cooked Haggis? (sp?)

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2004-02-22, 10:23 AM #4

TimeWolfOfThePast

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[Scottish Accent]Hello there. Are you hurt?[/Scottish Accent]

Did I get the job?

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2004-02-22, 10:28 AM #5

DEFINOTELY NOT SPE

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ooh, and i live 30 miles from scotland, shame i dont have a microphone, my scottish accent impression is killer!

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2004-02-22, 10:31 AM #6

Edward

Hammer and Nail Computing

Posts: 2,330

Quote:

Originally posted by TimeWolfOfThePast:
[Scottish Accent]Hello there. Are you hurt?[/Scottish Accent]

Did I get the job?

Nice, could you put that on a wav perhaps? I can take an MP3 as well, and OGG...

And this must be the funniest thing I've ever experienced. I add this, add another topic else where, and check my email, and already has 3... 4 people aswered... Without a single sound file...

/Edward

[This message has been edited by Edward (edited February 22, 2004).]

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2004-02-22, 10:38 AM #7

SAJN

SAJN_Master

Posts: 11,157

I don't know what my problem is..I think I sound australian! I GET GET SCOTTISH RIGHT!!!!! Here are my attempts. it's like an australian/british/scottish hybrid :/

http://www.secksinlyricform.com/jon/cgi-bin/scot.wav
http://www.secksinlyricform.com/jon/cgi-bin/scot1.wav
http://www.secksinlyricform.com/jon/cgi-bin/scot2.wav
http://www.secksinlyricform.com/jon/cgi-bin/scot3.wav

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2004-02-22, 10:44 AM #8

DEFINOTELY NOT SPE

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yea, you need to work on that, i can't hear any scottish apart from the occasional syllable, it all sounds like a garbled australian/mid northwest english

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[This message has been edited by Septic Yogurt (edited February 22, 2004).]

2004-02-22, 10:46 AM #9

SAJN

SAJN_Master

Posts: 11,157

The thing that sucks is I have some scottish friends..and I still can't....GAH. *slpodes* Someone else do it, so I can totally copy you. I mean umm, learn from you.

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It's not your right to decide whether they live or die. They deserve a chance! - Vash

Think while it's still legal.

2004-02-22, 10:59 AM #10

DrkJedi82

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i would make an attempt but it would sound like crap because of the mic

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2004-02-22, 12:42 PM #11

Daft_Vader

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I'm pretty sure Edward is using this for a JK level, and hence he wants the dialogue to be divided up into numerous wav or mp3 files, not one, giant blob of a sound file!

I'm guessing he's going to implement them into a snd file for his doctor.

Btw, I can do a fairly amusing Sean Connery accent, but the mic will probably distort it.

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2004-02-22, 12:44 PM #12

Axis

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Oh my goodness... those are SO hilarious. Heheh. I especially love the "Arrrgggggh" followed by "Leave them alone!"

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2004-02-22, 2:00 PM #13

- Tony -

Not satisfied.

Posts: 4,773

Poor Scotsman accent by a 15-year old Near-Enough-Londoner.

http://mkeen.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/Edward.zip

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2004-02-22, 2:26 PM #14

Rod-Nog

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Reminds me of Boonodock Saints! Great Jorb. Better then my australian/british/scottish/Hybrid.

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2004-02-22, 3:09 PM #15

Flirbnic

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Posts: 1,568

I'm just a little boy.

2004-02-22, 3:21 PM #16

- Tony -

Not satisfied.

Posts: 4,773

Flirb, that sounds scary. Maliciously scary.

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2004-02-22, 4:24 PM #17

CookedHaggis

forums' resident drunk scotI

Posts: 166

Someone mentioned my name?

2004-02-22, 4:25 PM #18

SAJN

SAJN_Master

Posts: 11,157

WE ALL DID. RECORD!!!!!!

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It's not your right to decide whether they live or die. They deserve a chance! - Vash

Think while it's still legal.

2004-02-22, 9:59 PM #19

Matthew Pate

Senior Citizen

Posts: 752

Quote:

Someone mentioned my name?

Yes, but unfortunately in error. You see, they wanted a "good Scottish accent" which you quite clearly lack, and also, I presume, wanted the sounds to be discernible as the lines they purport to be; an ability, it seems, you lack.

2004-02-22, 10:41 PM #20

clan ruthervain

Not The Man He Once Was

Posts: 7,638

I AM THE SCOT OF MASSASSI!!!???

Hello? Clan Ruthervain? durh?

RodNogs are ok.

I'll do mine soon and post em.
Arent you lucky!!!

Code:

if(getThingFlags(source) & 0x8){
  do her}
elseif(getThingFlags(source) & 0x4){
  do other babe}
else{
  do a dude}

2004-02-23, 5:31 AM #21

Jagged Conscience

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GHARGH!!! I just finished the whole set and Goldwave bloody crashed.

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2004-02-23, 5:40 AM #22

Edward

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Posts: 2,330

OK, lets see the score...

SAJN_Master: Your first one was good, but what do I know... I've only heard Scrooge McDuck in a few places, and a few words. All others I've heard in Swedish...
The others weren't quite as good.

- Tony -: The Hello, sounded almost like Pippin. And your Look sounded like something from Clouseau. Then the rest was just... I don't know... It seemed to get worse and worse.

Flirbnic: I couldn't download from your server. After 20 seconds I got the Proxomitron alert that your sight may be down or busy.

And I don't need you to send me seperate files. I have the tools to chop them up into munchcin sizes...

Oh well, keep 'em commin'! Thank you!

/Edward
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2004-02-23, 5:53 AM #23

Chaotic Ghost

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Posts: 80

I can do either Irish or Scottish, or a mix of the two, Depending on what you want.

2004-02-23, 5:57 AM #24

Raoul Duke

I voted for cake.

Posts: 1,771

Quote:

Originally posted by Chaotic Ghost:
I can do either Irish or Scottish, or a mix of the two, Depending on what you want.

I think its safe to say HE WANTS SCOTTISH. Honestly? Do you have trouble understanding words?

2004-02-23, 6:01 AM #25

Chaotic Ghost

Registered User

Posts: 80

I was just giving options. Stop being such an *** .

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2004-02-23, 6:03 AM #26

Jagged Conscience

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http://freespace.virgin.net/tristan.backup/scottish.zip

Serious is hard to say in Scottish

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tristan is the best friend of the jedi

"I am the signature virus! Copy me into your signature so that I can take over the world! Moohahahee!"

[This message has been edited by Jagged Conscience (edited February 23, 2004).]

tristan is the best friend of the jedi

"I am the signature virus! Copy me into your signature so that I can take over the world! Moohahahee!"

2004-02-23, 6:39 AM #27

Edward

Hammer and Nail Computing

Posts: 2,330

Quote:

Originally posted by Jagged Conscience:
http://freespace.virgin.net/tristan.backup/scottish.mp3

Serious is hard to say in Scottish

Click on link, and this is what I get:

Quote:

Sorry.
We couldn't find the page you were looking for.
In the meantime please choose one of these options:

* {Go back} to the page you came from
* Browse the {Freespace directory}.
* Go to the Virgin Net {home page}.

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2004-02-23, 9:09 AM #28

Flirbnic

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My server is back up.

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2004-02-23, 10:50 AM #29

Jagged Conscience

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Fixed

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tristan is the best friend of the jedi

"I am the signature virus! Copy me into your signature so that I can take over the world! Moohahahee!"

tristan is the best friend of the jedi

"I am the signature virus! Copy me into your signature so that I can take over the world! Moohahahee!"

2004-02-23, 10:54 AM #30

Noble Outlaw

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Posts: 2,296

Hmm... i can do accents prety well, but only if i've heard them recently.. i'll post some if i see braveheart or such soon. IF you've heard the scottish guy from 'Samurai Jack', will that be good? i can do that well if i hear him again, but i'm not sure if that's the type you want.

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2004-02-23, 10:58 AM #31

SAJN

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Jagged Conscience Win.

That ouch is holarious, as is the blooper. I think you did it perfect.

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I’m not going to die, I’m going to see if I was ever alive. - Spike

It's not your right to decide whether they live or die. They deserve a chance! - Vash

Think while it's still legal.

2004-02-23, 11:17 AM #32

Jagged Conscience

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Cheers Rod, the secret is that you know when something was a good take, and if you don't think it's a good take then redo it, and if you do, then take constructive criticism but don't let anybody put you down.

And also never put voice acting stuff on a forum your friends go to. And don't assume that just because your friend doesn't post on a board that he doesn't lurk. *Shakes fist*

ROB: I DONT WANT YOU PLAYING THESE TO PEOPLE YOU *****!!!!

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tristan is the best friend of the jedi

"I am the signature virus! Copy me into your signature so that I can take over the world! Moohahahee!"

tristan is the best friend of the jedi

"I am the signature virus! Copy me into your signature so that I can take over the world! Moohahahee!"

2004-02-23, 11:24 AM #33

Edward

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Flirbnic and Jagged, I'm still not getting them... Try mailing them to me: edward@leuf.org
Please include the topic title in the subject.

/Edward

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2004-02-23, 11:45 AM #34

Jagged Conscience

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http://freespace.virgin.net/tristan.backup/scottish.zip

That is the link

It works.

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tristan is the best friend of the jedi

"I am the signature virus! Copy me into your signature so that I can take over the world! Moohahahee!"

tristan is the best friend of the jedi

"I am the signature virus! Copy me into your signature so that I can take over the world! Moohahahee!"

2004-02-23, 12:27 PM #35

Edward

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Jagged, yours is good! But I'll wait for Flirbnic to send me a workin' package.

And... I don't suppose anyone could immitate Scrooge McDuck. He's Scottish, ain't he?

/Edward
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2004-02-23, 12:28 PM #36

SAJN

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Posts: 11,157

Huh? What? Jagged I am lost. So I do good by knowing when I suck. And don't show my friends because they are evil whores or something? right.

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I’m not going to die, I’m going to see if I was ever alive. - Spike

It's not your right to decide whether they live or die. They deserve a chance! - Vash

Think while it's still legal.

2004-02-23, 1:14 PM #37

Flirbnic

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Okay, I think it's working now.

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2004-02-23, 1:58 PM #38

clan ruthervain

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some of Jaggeds s excellent for a puny Englander.

But my microphone sucks, so no sheep.

Code:

if(getThingFlags(source) & 0x8){
  do her}
elseif(getThingFlags(source) & 0x4){
  do other babe}
else{
  do a dude}

2004-02-23, 6:52 PM #39

Flirbnic

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...and now my server is going back down.

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2004-02-23, 10:30 PM #40

Jagged Conscience

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Quote:

Originally posted by clan ruthervain:
some of Jaggeds s excellent for a puny Englander.

But my microphone sucks, so no sheep.

I'm quarter scottish.

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tristan is the best friend of the jedi

"I am the signature virus! Copy me into your signature so that I can take over the world! Moohahahee!"

tristan is the best friend of the jedi

"I am the signature virus! Copy me into your signature so that I can take over the world! Moohahahee!"