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Do You like Kittens ?
2004-10-25, 12:07 AM #1
Do you like Cats...

[small]Sorry, but that picture isnt really appropriate here... -DSettahr[/small]
STFU n00b...>.<
2004-10-25, 12:10 AM #2
They're delicious.
2004-10-25, 12:14 AM #3
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Originally posted by Acura-C
Do You like Kittens ?


I hate the beasts.
2004-10-25, 12:17 AM #4
xD
STFU n00b...>.<
2004-10-25, 12:19 AM #5
No.

Cats are highly intelligent yes, but very sneaky and unclear with every move. I prefer dogs and other friendly animals that don't appear to have things to hide.
"Intelligent people know of what they speak; fools speak of what they know."

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2004-10-25, 12:55 AM #6
Cats are hell incarnate. I do my best to indirectly kill as many as possible.
>>untie shoes
2004-10-25, 1:45 AM #7
Cats are sooo overrated. ;)
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2004-10-25, 2:19 AM #8
That picture is older than the Queen Mother.
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2004-10-25, 2:21 AM #9
Pfft. Cat haters are as insecure as the dogs they usually own. Cats dont need us.... and for some reason people think that makes them bad.... after all...we are the centre of the universe, arent we?
He's got to follow his own path. No one can choose it for him.
2004-10-25, 3:09 AM #10
Cats are beasts - and that's one more reason to like them!

I really like how they behave and seem like they had a very important life and business of their own, outside the household of humans. And it's also fascinating how they seem to be totally aware of their surroundings all the time. That makes startling and frightening them so pleasant...
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2004-10-25, 3:24 AM #11
[http://sajn.phearwear.com/cat.jpg]
[http://sajn.phearwear.com/cat1.jpg]
Think while it's still legal.
2004-10-25, 5:44 AM #12
\?/
free(jin);
tofu sucks
2004-10-25, 6:40 AM #13
Where's katt? He'll sort you out
nope.
2004-10-25, 6:54 AM #14
I don't like dogs either.
>>untie shoes
2004-10-25, 7:39 AM #15
Did you join massassi just so you could post that picture? That's sad; seek counciling.
Stuff
2004-10-25, 7:45 AM #16
Dogs > Cats

See this thread for proof.
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2004-10-25, 7:46 AM #17
cats are alright, but everytime i catch one crapping in my garden or doing something else unsavoury in the garden, i shall deliver it some pain, cheeky ******* should know better.
2004-10-25, 8:26 AM #18
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2004-10-25, 9:00 AM #19
I like cats. You can leave them alone and forget they exist for days and they're fine. With dogs, you neglect them, and they turn into psychopath killers. Cats are much stronger psychologically.
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2004-10-25, 9:02 AM #20
Yeah, what Freelancer said.
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2004-10-25, 9:05 AM #21
Quote:
Originally posted by Freelancer
I like cats. You can leave them alone and forget they exist for days and they're fine. With dogs, you neglect them, and they turn into psychopath killers. Cats are much stronger psychologically.


Yay, neglect!
the idiot is the person who follows the idiot and your not following me your insulting me your following the path of a idiot so that makes you the idiot - LC Tusken
2004-10-25, 9:09 AM #22
that neglect is annoying though.

because owners like that have their cats loose in my garden, then the owners complain when their cat comes home with broken ribs.

i really really cant stand it when theres cat **** in my garden.
2004-10-25, 9:12 AM #23
Is that why your title says you smell funny?
nope.
2004-10-25, 9:12 AM #24
no thats just some ops sick sense of humour that TAKES UP TWO LINES ARGHHH
2004-10-25, 9:14 AM #25
Yeah yeah, we've heard it before. And if you do it you'll go blind, or your hands will go hairy, etc... :p

Old pic btw :rolleyes:
2004-10-25, 9:55 AM #26
Quote:
Originally posted by Bill
I don't like dogs either.
Hey, what'd I ever do to you? :p
Catloaf, meet mouseloaf.
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2004-10-25, 10:10 AM #27
I have 2 cas and they are both awesome in unique ways.
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2004-10-25, 10:58 AM #28
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Originally posted by MBeggar
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that is one of the creepiest pictures I have ever seen.
"Those ****ing amateurs... You left your dog, you idiots!"
2004-10-25, 2:32 PM #29
Quote:
Originally posted by Wolfy
Dogs > Cats

See this thread for proof.

how is that proof? cats are much lower mainenance and can purr. Plus they are much better in combat. They also don't bark loke a mofo and piss you off until you get so pissed off you lock it outside.
Cats>Dogs
My cat is the most buetiful.
I know that you believe you understand what you think I said, but I'm not sure you realize that what you heard is not what I meant.
2004-10-25, 2:36 PM #30
a dog could tear a cat to pieces in a fight, maybe i'll make a fight pit one day to prove my point.
2004-10-25, 2:42 PM #31
Quote:
Originally posted by Ewoklover
how is that proof? cats are much lower mainenance and can purr. Plus they are much better in combat. They also don't bark loke a mofo and piss you off until you get so pissed off you lock it outside.
Cats>Dogs


My dog doesn't bark like a mofo, and none of my others have, either.

However, the cats loved to leave hairballs. Everywhere.
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2004-10-25, 2:44 PM #32
cats also walk on random surfaces you may want to keep animals away from.

and i'm still bitter about them crapping in my garden, apart from that they can be amusing.
2004-10-25, 2:44 PM #33
It depends what kind of dog and how buff the cat is. What is most likely to happen is the cat will run away and jump onto a fence or somewhere out of the dogs reach and the dog will jump up and down untill he discovers he cant get the cat or it has left :eek:
If the dog is smaller than the cat it will get raped. :D
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However, the cats loved to leave hairballs. Everywhere.

My cat has never left a hairball, he cleans the floor too.
I know that you believe you understand what you think I said, but I'm not sure you realize that what you heard is not what I meant.
2004-10-25, 2:46 PM #34
put them in a ring, cats are wussy, the biggest example being that there are some breeds of dog humans should be afraid of... apart from giant wildcats, domestic cats are wussy.... you never get a pack of cats defending a scrapyard :P
2004-10-25, 2:46 PM #35
Thats becaue white trash don't have cats.

My cats also take care of the mice and bird population.
I know that you believe you understand what you think I said, but I'm not sure you realize that what you heard is not what I meant.
2004-10-25, 2:48 PM #36
i once knew a wussy doberman.

would have been terrified of a domestic cat.

[edit: when your cat leaves a dead bird in my garden, your cat gets a kick in the ribs, i really dont like when they make a mess of my stuff, makes me wanna own some kinda air rifle]
2004-10-25, 2:56 PM #37
When you dog starts barking like a mofo i will get both of my cats to spank it.
I know that you believe you understand what you think I said, but I'm not sure you realize that what you heard is not what I meant.
2004-10-25, 2:56 PM #38
i dont own any animals, they're even dumber than kids.
2004-10-25, 2:59 PM #39
Agreed.
I know that you believe you understand what you think I said, but I'm not sure you realize that what you heard is not what I meant.
2004-10-25, 3:39 PM #40
Quote:
Originally posted by Septic Yogurt
i dont own any animals, they're even dumber than kids.

you wanna make a bet? I've seen some children in my neighborhood that make some insects look brilliant.

As for comparinghow tough cats are, remember that cats come in a wide variety as well. The Bengal Tiger is possibly the largest land predator out there. Kiiiities all the way; my house has four of them, and one in particular I simply call "t3h l33t." :D
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