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Do You like Kittens ?
2004-10-25, 4:02 PM #41
The only notable distinction between dogs and cats in combat is the proficiency level of domestic dogs and cats versus wild dogs and cats. Dogs of the domestic variety happen to be better suited as killing machines than domestic cats. To me, that's not something to be proud of. A single wildcat could take on a single.. what? Wolf? Is that the epitomy of dog combat ability? Maybe a trained German Shepard or Pincer? It's true the wolves come in packs, so that should be a consideration, but I'm pretty sure a leopard, puma, lion, or tiger could all take a wolf one on one.
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2004-10-25, 4:30 PM #42
Yes, I have a cat.

[http://www.gregie.com/albums/Family/ry_juju.sized.jpg]

This was a few years ago, so shes a little older. And, no, that is not me.
2004-10-25, 4:32 PM #43
DSettahr EATS kittens.

True story.
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2004-10-25, 5:14 PM #44
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Originally posted by Freelancer
The only notable distinction between dogs and cats in combat is the proficiency level of domestic dogs and cats versus wild dogs and cats. Dogs of the domestic variety happen to be better suited as killing machines than domestic cats.


Useless comparison. There aren't really any big domestic cats (for your concrete purposes). And in reality the existing domestic cats are much closer to their wild brethren than domestic dogs. Even domestic cats, although not nearly as intelligent as wild cats, are the best killing machines evolution had succeeded in creating before mankind. A cat is a death incarnate in nature...
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2004-10-25, 5:22 PM #45
I read it as "Do you do kittens?"
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2004-10-25, 5:27 PM #46
*see user title*
2004-10-25, 5:28 PM #47
oh and don't forget to highlight it...
2004-10-25, 8:43 PM #48
I'm sorry, but how exactly is the picture not appropriate here... We can talk about what women prefer, circumcised or not, sizes of penises... But we can't even show a picture JOKING about the most natural thing we ALL do? Everyone masturbates, and sex is a natural thing. I can see the point if you're posting links to porn, but posting a pic like that, even discussion of it, is forbidden? Come on... Lighten up.
2004-10-25, 8:47 PM #49
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Originally posted by lassev
Useless comparison. There aren't really any big domestic cats (for your concrete purposes). And in reality the existing domestic cats are much closer to their wild brethren than domestic dogs. Even domestic cats, although not nearly as intelligent as wild cats, are the best killing machines evolution had succeeded in creating before mankind. A cat is a death incarnate in nature...


i thought that was a shark or a locust or a virus or something, not a cat.
2004-10-25, 8:50 PM #50
Cats are Satan. That's it, end of discussion.
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2004-10-25, 10:45 PM #51
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Originally posted by Temperamental
I'm sorry, but how exactly is the picture not appropriate here... We can talk about what women prefer, circumcised or not, sizes of penises... But we can't even show a picture JOKING about the most natural thing we ALL do? Everyone masturbates, and sex is a natural thing. I can see the point if you're posting links to porn, but posting a pic like that, even discussion of it, is forbidden? Come on... Lighten up.


Uh, sir, I believe you are mistaken. Obi_Kwiet does NOT masturbate.
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2004-10-26, 1:49 AM #52
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Originally posted by Septic Yogurt
i thought that was a shark or a locust or a virus or something, not a cat.


The sharks are indeed an interesting group of animals to consider. They have existed, in pretty much unchanged form, for a very, very long time, because their environment hasn't changed that much. In such a situation you could argue they are perfect, because they don't need to change. It's a valid argument.

However, considering nature, the perfection is always related to the current environment. That is why the mechanisms to accelerate evolution (adaptation) are there. So, in short, sharks could be perfect killing machines (though I'm not saying they are), yet that doesn't mean cats are not, because their ecological niches do differ somewhat, don't they?

I don't see viruses as killing machines. They are obligatory parasites, which only multiply in host organisms (multiplying being the only thing they can do). It's true the host cell dies more often than not, but we multicellular organisms have cells to spare... And locusts are herbivores.
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2004-10-26, 5:54 AM #53
locusts may be herbivores but that doesn't make them efficient at killing everything in their own little crop decimating way.

and ligers seem to be the most deadly of the cat species.... although they aren't natural, they still kick ***.
2004-10-26, 8:21 AM #54
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Uh, sir, I believe you are mistaken. Obi_Kwiet does NOT masturbate


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2004-10-26, 10:17 AM #55
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Originally posted by Temperamental
Yeah, and I'm the president of the universe.


Actually, polls show that approximately 90% of men have done "it" by the time they reach college, by which it can be concluded that not everyone does "it".
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2004-10-26, 10:23 AM #56
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2004-10-26, 10:29 AM #57
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Originally posted by Wolfy
Actually, polls show that approximately 90% of men have done "it" by the time they reach college, by which it can be concluded that not everyone does "it".


I suspect that a large amount of that 10% are the people who would lie even on anonymous polls.
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2004-10-26, 10:59 AM #58
Everyone does it at least once in their lifetime, even if not on a regular basis, you've still done it. Point being, why are we forbidden to talk about, even jokingly, let alone seriously, about our most natural instinct?..
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