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Do you have a Girlfriend or a boyfriend ?
2004-11-11, 4:48 PM #161
Yeah, I've had slim girlfriends, as well as some more shapely, and I think it depends on the girl.

I'm generally more attracted to heavier girls, (although I'm not talking about fat girls either). I don't like being able to see their ribs or hip-bone stick all the way out. Funnily, my current girlfriend weighs only 105 lbs. Physical attraction isn't everything. :p
2004-11-11, 4:51 PM #162
I usually go for curvy girls, although definetely not the ones who are so to an unhealthy degree. You have to care about yourself enough to stay healthy :)
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<Anovis> mmmm I wanna lick your wet, Mentis.
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2004-11-11, 4:51 PM #163
Quote:
Originally posted by The Beastman
It really depends on the girl, some look great curvey, others look better slim.


Yep, but super-skinny doesn't do it for me.
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2004-11-11, 5:11 PM #164
Quote:
Originally posted by Compos Mentis
me: "Can I show a non-dirty picture of you to massassi?"
her: "yeah...I guess, just not dirty"
me: "ok"

this is from about 6 months ago on her b-day


can i have one of the dirty pictures?

what? i'm not gonna lie... i want to see the dirty photos

and if you are wondering which i would hit out of the yecti/yecti's girlfriend photo... both... definately both... but if i had to pick only one... DAMN it's too tough a choice
eat right, exercise, die anyway
2004-11-11, 5:26 PM #165
Don't have any scanned. If I send em to ya, will ya promise to scan em for me ;)
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<Anovis> mmmm I wanna lick your wet, Mentis.
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2004-11-11, 5:36 PM #166
He won't, but I, of course, will.
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2004-11-11, 5:51 PM #167
Quote:
Originally posted by Compos Mentis
Don't have any scanned. If I send em to ya, will ya promise to scan em for me ;)


yes...
eat right, exercise, die anyway
2004-11-11, 6:23 PM #168
And by "yes" he means no. See my previous post.
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2004-11-11, 7:12 PM #169
Quote:
Originally posted by jEDIkIRBY
And by "yes" he means no. See my previous post.


my "people nobody can trust" list

1. ALL bisexual midgets in a wheelchair
2. ALL Jedi named Kirby
3. ALL people with shifty eyes

:p
eat right, exercise, die anyway
2004-11-11, 7:15 PM #170
Quote:
Originally posted by DrkJedi82
my "people nobody can don't trust" list


WELL I CAN DON'T TRUST YOU!

:p
2004-11-11, 7:19 PM #171
Because of the double negative, I'm the only one Jimmay trusts... that means I rock.
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2004-11-11, 7:26 PM #172
you guys are hillarious
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<Anovis> mmmm I wanna lick your wet, Mentis.
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2004-11-11, 7:27 PM #173
what double negative?
eat right, exercise, die anyway
2004-11-11, 7:32 PM #174
The one you edited out, see Mad Cow's post. Once again: I rock.

Now send me porn.
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2004-11-11, 7:34 PM #175
No girlfriends, just fsckbuddies.
2004-11-11, 7:34 PM #176
Quote:
Originally posted by jEDIkIRBY
Now send me porn.


Man I burst out laughing when I read that. :D
2004-11-11, 7:49 PM #177
Quote:
Originally posted by jEDIkIRBY
The one you edited out, see Mad Cow's post. Once again: I rock.

Now send me porn.


what edit?

anyway let's come to an agreement...

SEND US BOTH THE DIRTY PICTURES! [http://forums.massassi.net/html/icons/icon14.gif]
eat right, exercise, die anyway
2004-11-11, 7:55 PM #178
skinny girls do not do it for me at all... like nothing about them turns me on? I like hips, boobs, thighs and butts... maybe its instinct but a girl who has none of the above no matter how pretty won't ever get me anywhere....
2004-11-11, 7:56 PM #179
I'd have to ask her if I could send you guys the pics. I wonder how that conversation would go...
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<Anovis> mmmm I wanna lick your wet, Mentis.
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2004-11-11, 8:08 PM #180
Yes Jim, I think we can meet in the middle on this one.

Now we must combine our wit to take on his girlfriend...

To the bangmobile, bangman!

JediKirby

[Disclaimer: I am NOT de`Roben, the boy flasher]
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2004-11-11, 9:11 PM #181
Quote:
Originally posted by DrkJedi82
and if you are wondering which i would hit out of the yecti/yecti's girlfriend photo... both... definately both... but if i had to pick only one... DAMN it's too tough a choice


I love you jim. :)
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2004-11-11, 9:12 PM #182
There's no "I am a boy, and I don't have a boyfriend" or "I am a girl, and I don't have a girlfriend" option. You should add those, and make it a checkbox poll. :p
2004-11-11, 10:08 PM #183
Quote:
Originally posted by Sarn_Cadrill
[BI hate girls that think in order to be pretty they have to draw attention away from their faces to show off their body. [/B]
just 4 u i'll post other pics so u c her in normal state
STFU n00b...>.<
2004-11-11, 10:10 PM #184
Quote:
Originally posted by jEDIkIRBY
The one you edited out, see Mad Cow's post. Once again: I rock.

Now send me porn.


talkin about porn...what about that strange pic i once found in the internet called jedikirby.jpg...it was the nice kirby with a huge d***....
that was really strange
STFU n00b...>.<
2004-11-11, 11:21 PM #185
Very punkish, Acura, but in a subtle sexy sort of way... Tell your girl I like her style, as long as she's not 3/4 naked. ;)

Anyway, I'm in a super good mood, because since I posted earlier about Megan, I decided, "Screw it" and I emailed her and stuff, and now things are looking... interesting. See here.
If you choose not to decide, you still have made a choice.

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2004-11-11, 11:37 PM #186
but the hottest girl i've ever been dating is her (i am not gonna give u her number xD [and yes it has been takin with a webcam])
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STFU n00b...>.<
2004-11-12, 5:24 AM #187
Looking to find some hot girls on this thread. Extremely disappointed,
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2004-11-12, 5:28 AM #188
It's Massassi what do you expect... the fat stops here. :p (just kidding guys) Plus you know if your girlfriends were hot I'd just end up stealing them anyways. :p
2004-11-12, 6:24 AM #189
Quote:
Originally posted by sugarless5
Just purely out of curiosity- do guys like curves? I only ask this because Psycology says that men respond to hourglass figures, yet my friend and I have been noticing that that does not seem to be the case- guys tend to go for these skinny little bean poles (nothing wrong with skinny bean poles, but it didn't seem to fit). So now we've been trying to come up with some sort of answer or explanation to reconcile this contradiction.


Instinct/Nature says curves are good. Women need the hips to bear the children and need the breasts to feed the children. Modern society (read - the media) says super skinny is good. (You can thank Kate Moss, the original wraith). I've never once met a guy who's said 'wow, I love how her bones jut out of her like that', but the fact is, women are encouraged to believe that having excess flesh is a bad thing (I'm pretty sure my hatred of my stomach has no deeper basis than that) and the less attractive you feel, the less attractive you appear.
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2004-11-12, 6:28 AM #190
You know what's really ridiculous? My entire attraction to women is based on curves, I just don't think there's anything sexier. I'm pretty sure if I saw a girl with my exact body shape I'd think it was fine, and yet...it still looks horrid in the mirror!

Sometimes being female sucks!
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2004-11-12, 6:28 AM #191
i once saw a documentary saying the cavemen thought fat chicks were hot.
2004-11-12, 6:29 AM #192
Reminds me of the episode of Family Guy where Chris becomes an artist and dates Kate Moss, and she keeps falling through cracks in the floor and getting blown out the windows when there's a draft. :p

Healthy girls > skinny girls
2004-11-12, 6:46 AM #193
curvey women are the best.
2004-11-12, 8:33 AM #194
Quote:
Originally posted by Darth Evad
curvey women are the best.


Well, to an extent. Preferably less than 200 pounds.
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2004-11-12, 8:43 AM #195
at a certian point all people become blob-like
Laughing at my spelling herts my feelings. Well laughing is fine actully, but posting about it is not.
2004-11-12, 8:49 AM #196
Quote:
Originally posted by Elana14
at a certian point all people become blob-like


not me, baby
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2004-11-12, 12:09 PM #197
cave men were supposedly attracted to fat/hairy women lol because of there ability to survive better then skinny/less hairy women do to the extreme environments they lived in such as the ice age...

ubuu wheres your girl at....
2004-11-12, 12:18 PM #198
Quote:
Originally posted by maevie
I'm pretty sure if I saw a girl with my exact body shape I'd think it was fine, and yet...it still looks horrid in the mirror!

Sometimes being female sucks!


I can relate :) but if there's so much attraction to curves, why do guys seem to pick girls who look like they're going to die in childbirth? (granted this is just what I've noticed in my area...maybe there's something in the water around here) Though I guess it could go with the whole media/feeling attractive making you look more attractive thing. It just didn't add up and I got confused. I also have another theory but I don't like how it sounds, I would have to think how to phrase it. thanks for clearing that up!

and yeah, Mr. Stafford: not only cavemen, but throughout much of the history of civilization, fatter women were prized though that had a lot to do with the fact that being fat meant they were wealthy enough to get fat. That and there really was no obesity, there was, up until recently, never enough food for people to have so much so as to be unhealthy. more food=good back then, there wasn't "too much food" but I digress.
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2004-11-12, 12:26 PM #199
at least europe dosn't have obesity likes the states... its ****ing pathetic over here... i live in metro-detroit and detroit is like the 4th most obese city in the U.S. Being fat is a ****ing disease nowadays and all the atkins dieters are happy cuz they can now go ot olive garden and order a 24oz steak and not feel guilty about it....
2004-11-12, 12:31 PM #200
Yeah, only here in America would obesity be an epidemic. I mean, really.
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