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If you had three wishes... (Inspired by the horrible joke.)
2004-11-08, 1:11 PM #1
What would you wish for?

1. $1,000,000,000.00 in unmarked $100 bills.
2. Tila Nguyen as my wife.
3. Tele powers i.e. telekinesis, telepathy, and teleportation.

Your turn.
MithShrike: First Mateneer
Pimpin' Yerba Mate Drinker
2004-11-08, 1:13 PM #2
1) All the good things that other people wished for
2) Uh...
3) :confused:
the idiot is the person who follows the idiot and your not following me your insulting me your following the path of a idiot so that makes you the idiot - LC Tusken
2004-11-08, 1:23 PM #3
You're probably gonna want to put in a disclaimer like "no wishing for more wishes".

Anyways,

1. The ability to bend space and time to my will.
2. Nano-replicators.
3. True love.

Not necessarily in that order.
Stuff
2004-11-08, 1:33 PM #4
1-invincibility/immortality
2-a few million dollars - just enough to go through life without ever working. I'm not greedy really, don't want a big castle or a fancy car or anything like that.
3-hmmmm... when you have money and invincibility, what more could you possibly wish for?
The music industry is a cruel and shallow money trench where thieves and pimps run free, and good men die like dogs. There's also a negative side.
2004-11-08, 1:34 PM #5
1. Ability to speak all languages fluently, including fantasy ones like Elvish and High D'haran.

2. The best gaming computer on the market. 25 of them.

3. Mansion, and butlers / chefs to fill it. Not all the way. Don't want any genie loop holes. (Rofl... "*POOF* *Mansion with chefs and butlers spewing out the windows*")
"Jayne, this is something the Captain has to do for himself"

"N-No it's not!"

"Oh."
2004-11-08, 1:36 PM #6
#1-To be an ancient powerful Vampire.

#2-And lots of hot oriental female humping.

#3-Massassi Admin privilages
Code:
if(getThingFlags(source) & 0x8){
  do her}
elseif(getThingFlags(source) & 0x4){
  do other babe}
else{
  do a dude}
2004-11-08, 1:38 PM #7
1.) Ability to controll the elements
2.) Time travel without messing up the future. I'd get a kick out of going back in time with 'future' technology and showing it off.
3.) Ability to make people tell honest truth.

True love, if you have to wish for it, it isn't really true, is it? *shrugs* just my opinion. I'd never vote for something like that.
2004-11-08, 1:41 PM #8
1 - more power than anyone could imagine to do anything * infinity

2 - an umbrella that extends at the speed of light

3 - comfortable socks
2004-11-08, 1:45 PM #9
Quote:
Originally posted by Glyde Bane
1. Ability to speak all languages fluently, including fantasy ones like Elvish and High D'haran.


You stole my wish!

• To be fluent at all languages
• To be an expert chef, like those guys who can take a can of beans and and egg and turn it into a mouth-watering meal for 12
• 100% knowledge of musical theory + ability to play any instrument perfectly
"Well ain't that a merry jelly." - FastGamerr

"You can actually see the waves of me not caring in the air." - fishstickz
2004-11-08, 1:46 PM #10
off the top of my head

1: everyone in the world to become empathic enough to stop treating eachother like ****
2: finding work that allows me to do something I'm passionate about for enough money to live comfortably
3: a reasonably 'happy' or trauma free family
<spe> maevie - proving dykes can't fly

<Dor> You're levelling up and gaining more polys!
2004-11-08, 1:49 PM #11
Quote:
Originally posted by clan ruthervain
#1-To be an ancient powerful Vampire.


Quote:
Originally posted by Septic Yogurt
3 - comfortable socks


Sounds like you both need Sami's help
<spe> maevie - proving dykes can't fly

<Dor> You're levelling up and gaining more polys!
2004-11-08, 1:49 PM #12
1. to be able to conjour things as i wish
2. telekenesis
3. able to change anything into anything else (if there was a famine i could turn a few people into cheese, end of food shortage for a while)
nope.
2004-11-08, 1:50 PM #13
1. Cookies
2. Same as Maeve's #2
3. 36 hours days
Holy soap opera Batman. - FGR
DARWIN WILL PREVENT THE DOWNFALL OF OUR RACE. - Rob
Free Jin!
2004-11-08, 1:50 PM #14
1. To be forgiven my sins
2. For the ones that I have hurt to be happy
3. Ah **** for the last one I want a Ferri.
2004-11-08, 1:52 PM #15
1. More sex
2. More drugs
3. More rock'n roll
2004-11-08, 1:57 PM #16
I thought there's always a catch in wishes. Like they said in the D&D rules. You guys would have an unhappy ending ;)
Frozen in the past by ICARUS
2004-11-08, 2:05 PM #17
well then change my sock wish to a wish about the wishes being on my own terms... i can conjure comfy socks with my limitless godlike powers.
2004-11-08, 2:09 PM #18
Quote:
Tila Nguyen as my wife.


I may be wrong, but isn't she a porn star?

Either way, I suggest you start wishing for a girlfriend.. :rolleyes:
2004-11-08, 2:14 PM #19
1. To stop hearing about politics
2. To stop making enemies
3. To never wake up again from whatever dream could possibly bring that...
"We came, we saw, we conquered, we...woke up!"
2004-11-08, 2:14 PM #20
Quote:
Originally posted by clan ruthervain
#1-To be an ancient powerful Vampire.

#3-Massassi Admin privilages


The first happens at the same time as the third.
the idiot is the person who follows the idiot and your not following me your insulting me your following the path of a idiot so that makes you the idiot - LC Tusken
2004-11-08, 3:51 PM #21
Just one. Wisdom.
And when the moment is right, I'm gonna fly a kite.
2004-11-08, 3:53 PM #22
1. Collect Underpants
2. ???
3. Profit
2004-11-08, 4:04 PM #23
1. I'll take the language one.
2. Superman's Powers
3. I'll take the true love one.

I'll take the "not necessarily in that order" thing.
"Flowers and a landscape were the only attractions here. And so, as there was no good reason for coming, nobody came."
2004-11-08, 4:17 PM #24
I wish for world peace!
2004-11-08, 4:20 PM #25
1. not having to sleep/get tired
2. telekinesis
3. own Microsoft
The keyboard is mightier than the ion cannon.

Dangerous toys are fun but you could get hurt! ^.^
2004-11-08, 4:22 PM #26
1. Happiness.
uh yeah... A happy person wouldn't want or need a second or third wish. oh and btw.... My definition of happiness is an absence of any conflict. Happiness is not pleasure. Pleasure/pain are physical, happiness/miserableness are not. Just a little philosophy...
"Intelligent people know of what they speak; fools speak of what they know."

- Minchas Shabbos Pirkei Avos 3:18 / Ethics Of The Fathers
2004-11-08, 4:23 PM #27
I can get around the "No wishing for more wishes" clause.

1. To be able to grant my own wishes.
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2004-11-08, 4:25 PM #28
you do not thrawn, you wish for more war, and you know it
Holy soap opera Batman. - FGR
DARWIN WILL PREVENT THE DOWNFALL OF OUR RACE. - Rob
Free Jin!
2004-11-08, 4:38 PM #29
1 - $50
2 - a large pizza
3 - a squeeze box
2004-11-08, 4:45 PM #30
Quote:
Originally posted by GabrielBlumenthal
My definition of happiness is an absence of any conflict. Happiness is not pleasure.


Now wouldn't that be the most boring life...

:p
2004-11-08, 4:51 PM #31
1. enough resources (mainly time) to invest in the things that are worthwhile to me
2. the ability to inspire/persuade people to change their attitudes
3. a perfectly behaved immortal fluffy kitten that always stays a kitten :D


So maybe number 3 is a little frivolous.
Working hard to bring you a mission statement and profile signature in the new year.
2004-11-08, 5:17 PM #32
1) The patent to a 100% environmentally friendly, reuseable, and infinite energy source destined to replace fossil fuels and nuclear power
2) The ability to control time, autonomous to myself
3) The perfect breakfast. Cos I'm hungry
The Massassi-Map
There is no spoon.
2004-11-08, 5:57 PM #33
I'd end up making the same wishes as Disney's Aladdin.
"When it's time for this planet to die, you'll understand that you know absolutely nothing." — Bugenhagen
2004-11-08, 6:00 PM #34
1. 15 billion U.S. dollars
2. the ability to fly the spee of sound or light for that matter
3. unlimited supply of beef. mmmmmm.....:D
I know that you believe you understand what you think I said, but I'm not sure you realize that what you heard is not what I meant.
2004-11-08, 6:13 PM #35
Quote:
Originally posted by Master Tonberry
I'd end up making the same wishes as Disney's Aladdin.


Your second wish would be to get saved from drowning, too??
"It sounds like an epidemic."
"Look, I don't know what that means. But it happens all the time." - Penny Arcade
Last.fm
2004-11-08, 6:20 PM #36
  1. To be the luckiest person on the planet
  2. A brand spankin' new mansion just outside of town
  3. A big mug of coffee that never goes cold or runs out
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Rock is dead - but I believe in necrophilia.
2004-11-08, 6:33 PM #37
1. John Kerry to be president
2. To be in a kickin' Rock n' Roll band with my best friends
3. True love

Runner up: an end to all things with nothing more than monetary value.
former entrepreneur
2004-11-08, 6:41 PM #38
The power of Q.
I can't think of anything to put here right now.
2004-11-08, 6:44 PM #39
Quote:
Originally posted by Temperamental
I may be wrong, but isn't she a porn star?

Either way, I suggest you start wishing for a girlfriend.. :rolleyes:


Not porn, nude model. I've talked with her a bit over MySpace.
MithShrike: First Mateneer
Pimpin' Yerba Mate Drinker
2004-11-09, 2:36 AM #40
Quote:
Originally posted by Thrawn42689
I wish for world peace!


Wow, Thrawn42689, don't you know what this means in practice? :eek:

This wish, if granted, would simply remove mankind from the face of the Earth. It's as simple as that, and an old truth (a classic catch referring to my earlier post).
Frozen in the past by ICARUS
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