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If you had three wishes... (Inspired by the horrible joke.)
2004-11-09, 3:31 AM #41
Quote:
Originally posted by Acharjay
You stole my wish!

• To be fluent at all languages
• To be an expert chef, like those guys who can take a can of beans and and egg and turn it into a mouth-watering meal for 12
• 100% knowledge of musical theory + ability to play any instrument perfectly


OK....this is just freaky :eek: Your wishes are pretty much exactly the same as mine when it comes to the humble wishes.

Of course my more major wishes would be immortality, unimaginable powers (which would pretty much include all those three in the minor list) and uh....a white russian.
Yeah, you stay here and take life seriously. I'll go and have some fun.
2004-11-09, 1:48 PM #42
Quote:
Originally posted by MFalse3
Your second wish would be to get saved from drowning, too??

Yeah, it probably would.
"When it's time for this planet to die, you'll understand that you know absolutely nothing." — Bugenhagen
2004-11-09, 2:12 PM #43
Actually, on second thought, all I would wish for is the power to alter the laws of probability. Just think. If I needed some money, I could just cause some to appear in front of me (which is not impossible, simply very improbable). Similar argument for wanting to fly. I could simply arrange it so that all the air molecules under my body would hit me at the right angle and velocity to keep me floating. Not to mention that I could make an infinite improbability drive.
Stuff
2004-11-09, 4:51 PM #44
1) $5 Million
2) Abitlity to control the element and time.
3) A computer that aoutomaticaly upgrades itself so it stays as the best computer on the market.
The tired anthem of a loser and a hypocrite.
2004-11-09, 8:25 PM #45
Ok here I go.

1. A Lightsaber.

2.Cheese. Lots and Lots of cheese.

3. To never ever ever ever have to go to school again by winning a 10 billion dollar lottery.
2004-11-09, 8:31 PM #46
well here goes!

1. the ability to snap my fingers and have unmarked 20's in my hand

2. immortality

3. the ability to reproduce immortality in my offspring
please... NO MORE OATMEAL COOKIES THE PAIN!!!!
2004-11-09, 8:53 PM #47
Quote:
Originally posted by kyle90
Actually, on second thought, all I would wish for is the power to alter the laws of probability. [...]


...

I had this whole big, serious discussion written out just now on how I don't understand how any of your examples are actually possible. But then I thought: "what a jerky thing for me to do. It's not like anyone here is actually getting these wishes, so there's no point in debating the usefulness of any of them. Don't ruin the fun, Tyler."

So I'm not. But now you know...secretly, I actually am a jerk. :)

Anyway, to add some point to this reply, I'll go: Superman powers; magical infinite-money wallet; and as cheesy as it sounds, no more starvation. You know...on a worldy scale. But really, we shouldn't need genies to do that....but that's another topic.
2004-11-09, 9:13 PM #48
1) Omniscience (from knowledge comes power)
2) The ability to change any aspect of my body at will (Immortality, beauty, disguise...)

I'll save my third wish for an emergency.
2004-11-09, 9:40 PM #49
I would only need one wish:


I wish that ALL of my wishes come true.


This means that I would a) get infinite wishes, and b) I would have the power to undo them/make changes if necessary.
2004-11-09, 9:48 PM #50
Would it matter what order you wished for things in? For example, could a person wish for inifinite wisdom to help them decide what to do with the other two wishes?
Working hard to bring you a mission statement and profile signature in the new year.
2004-11-10, 3:45 AM #51
Bah...

1) An interesting, secure job with decent salary.

2) A loving, healthy family of my own.

3) A lightsaber.

In the end, I wouldn't need anything more for a really happy life.
Frozen in the past by ICARUS
2004-11-10, 1:20 PM #52
1. An overall perfect girlfriend\wife
2. Good health for all me, family, and friends.
3. A fun job that pays well.
||Arena of Fire || Grand Temple of Fire ||

The man who believes he can and the man who believes he can't are both right. Which are you?
2004-11-10, 1:50 PM #53
1. The ability to erases every living person's memory of wishes, except my own.
2. Vanish all things that speak of, or are related to wishes and magic.
3. Knowledge of every subject to a maximum capacity.
Who made you God to say "I'll take your life from you"?
2004-11-10, 2:00 PM #54
1. Ten million dollars
2. To make love to the ten most beautiful women in the world

<.<

>.>


3. An orange for a head.


Hmm...if I had three wishes I'd probably waste them on really frivolous things. Oh well, can't delay the inevitable :o

1 - A lightsaber. Just for the fun of it.
2 - Nightcrawler's teleportation.
3 - Money. Enough for a comfortable life, and a few luxuries.
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