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The most unhealthy thing you've ever eaten.
2004-11-08, 8:52 PM #1
Post 'em.
2004-11-08, 8:54 PM #2
Anything made by hostess.
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2004-11-08, 8:54 PM #3
my whole diet.
2004-11-08, 8:54 PM #4
6 krispy kremes in one sitting. That was gross.
2004-11-08, 9:01 PM #5
A large pepperoni and a small cherry dessert pizza from our dining hall's late-night pizza take-out.
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2004-11-08, 9:10 PM #6
Dont know, probably something when I was on the star princess cruise in 2002.

All I know is that the food there, and on the train that we rode on for the land part of the tour, was delicous.

/me remembers inhaleing a steak that was cooked so slow that it was so tender, you could cut it with a butter knife (i.e. a knife used for making basic sandwiches).
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2004-11-08, 9:11 PM #7
Twinkies
Curly Fries w/ nacho cheese
Massive amounts of pizza in a sitting
Huge ice cream sundaes
The list goes on
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2004-11-08, 9:39 PM #8
3/4 of a pepporoni pizza, some vodka, and about 20 cans of soda. All in one night.
I can't think of anything to put here right now.
2004-11-08, 9:42 PM #9
You know those big jars of nacho cheese dip? I ate an entire one of those, plus two bags of tortilla chips, in one sitting. I figure I took in over 10,000 calories...
Stuff
2004-11-08, 10:19 PM #10
Garbage plate.
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2004-11-08, 10:28 PM #11
school food
eat right, exercise, die anyway
2004-11-08, 10:31 PM #12
Quote:
Originally posted by Naythn
Garbage plate.

Psh what are you talking about, those are good for you.
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2004-11-08, 10:34 PM #13
ROSIE O'DONELL!
(I consumed her, not the other thing)
2004-11-08, 10:36 PM #14
Deep fried twinkies. I posted some very poor quality pictures of them a while ago. Those were pretty good, but so insanely bad for you.
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2004-11-08, 10:53 PM #15
Actually by diet-wise, with all the information and stuff, meh I don't know.

But I definataly feel most unhealthy eating cheese doodles.
2004-11-08, 11:33 PM #16
Quote:
Originally posted by Naythn
Garbage plate.


From Nick Tahoe's? I hear those are so good, but they look so nasty.
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2004-11-08, 11:39 PM #17
I could care less how a plate of food looks.
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2004-11-08, 11:54 PM #18
Antifreeze.

Or maybe that penny I swallowed.

Either one.
Moo.
2004-11-09, 12:01 AM #19
Around here, the big thing is fat sandwiches. They're basically all this unhealthy crap stuff onto a single sandwich. Like porkroll, mozzerella sticks, cheeseburgers, and alfredo sauce all on a hoagie. I've never had one.
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2004-11-09, 12:06 AM #20
Quote:
Originally posted by stat
Around here, the big thing is fat sandwiches. They're basically all this unhealthy crap stuff onto a single sandwich. Like porkroll, mozzerella sticks, cheeseburgers, and alfredo sauce all on a hoagie. I've never had one.


sounds... i dunno... i'd have to try something like that if i ever get a chance to
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2004-11-09, 12:58 AM #21
two pepperoni pizzas and a lot of coke...
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2004-11-09, 1:50 AM #22
Peanut butter and chocolate sandwich washed down with a chocolate milkshake. The sandwich was huge. My stomach is cramping up just thinking about it.
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2004-11-09, 2:08 AM #23
I once ate a kilo of chocolate in one sitting.

(For our trans-atlantic chums, that's just over 2.2 pounds)

Oh, and I frequently eat 20oz steaks (rare naturally), which is obviously not quite so much as the chocolate, but they go down in about 15 or 20 minutes.

For a slim guy I can pack it away.


Oh, and here's how to build my dad's mega sandwich:

I'll work my way up from the bottom....

One slice of well buttered toast
Bacon and mushroom (all fried) with some mushed up tomato
M A G I C M I D D L E S L I C E (I'll come back to)
Sausage and mushroom with more mmushed up tomato
Second slice of well buttered toast.

For the middle, take one slice of bread, cut a hole in the middle with a cup/glass/whatever, and fry lightly. Once nearly done, crack an egg into the hole - fry until happy.

Add melted cheese if to your taste.

Eat, and listen to your arteries cry out in pain.

(Hangover? what hangover?)

:)
2004-11-09, 4:09 AM #24
Deep fried mars bar. Best thing ever (Better than deep fried twinkise) and still bad for you.

That was intentional. Some people dared me to drink a mixture of this:
Vinigar
Pankcake mix
Raw egg
BBQ Sauce
milk
oatmeal
applesauce

I drank a little before throwing up. Earned me 20 bucks.
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2004-11-09, 4:31 AM #25
Egg Nog.
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2004-11-09, 5:26 AM #26
Quote:
Originally posted by Martyn
Oh, and here's how to build my dad's mega sandwich:

(Hangover? what hangover?)


Fry up in a sandwich. Genius, and definitely best cure for a hangover.

The only thing that comes to mind for me is when I ate a teaspoon of salt as a forfeit for not doing a dare.
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2004-11-09, 5:30 AM #27
NATIONAL PRIDE!

[http://caribou.fute.free.fr/images/0517.poutine.jpg]
God I'm hungry.
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2004-11-09, 5:32 AM #28
Quote:
Originally posted by A_Big_Fat_CoW
Or maybe that penny I swallowed.


Yeah I've done that too....

I feel pretty unhealthy eating funnel cakes.
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2004-11-09, 5:35 AM #29
Anything from McDonalds...
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2004-11-09, 5:39 AM #30
blood.

wait, thats good for me
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2004-11-09, 5:43 AM #31
Your dad's sandwich would be a good idea for the grease trucks. Although I guess frying up the bread would be out of their skill range.
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2004-11-09, 5:45 AM #32
I ate a Widgety grub once, but those things aren't unhealthy, they just wiggle a lot.

http://www.gshotts.com/TRAVEL/Australia/EasternAustralia/otherphotos/MikeRozak/Widgety%20Grub%20-%201.JPG
Though that one is bigger than the one I ate.

Probably that time I had thick, green mull butter on toast. It was positively the foulest thing I have ever eaten as well.
2004-11-09, 6:03 AM #33
[http://www.xavinho.online.fr/travels/america/montreal/poutine.jpg]


And lots of it...
2004-11-09, 6:45 AM #34
Hmm, had to be the deep-friend bread with a fried egg, sausage and aroma salt in it.
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2004-11-09, 7:18 AM #35
Cheese and Milk.
2004-11-09, 8:49 AM #36
Quote:
Originally posted by Glyde Bane
Deep fried mars bar. Best thing ever (Better than deep fried twinkise) and still bad for you.


Thats a scottish thing, we're world famous for deep fried mars bars, but ive had an entire fry-up on a roll before, at the same time i drank a fanta with 7 packets of brown sugar in it and 3 packets of salt.
nope.
2004-11-09, 8:57 AM #37
GONK.
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2004-11-09, 9:06 AM #38
A double poutine from my college's cafe... damn my stomach hurt the rest of the day and into the evening because of that crap.
2004-11-09, 9:12 AM #39
"Peppermint Slice", a food of which my brother is fond.

The ingredients, as far as I can recall, consisted of:

- peppermint chocolate. That is, chocolate with peppermint goo of some sort inside it. You melt this.
- More chocolate. You melt this also.
- Sugar. You add this into the mix.

Then you freeze it, and eat.

Possibly it also contained more stuff, but the effect was so powerful that eating anymore than a 1inchx1inch bit (and it wasn't very thick, either) would make you feel sick.
2004-11-09, 9:14 AM #40
Quote:
Originally posted by clan ruthervain
blood.

wait, thats good for me



you want some?
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