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The most unhealthy thing you've ever eaten.
2004-11-09, 9:31 AM #41
Poutine. lots of Poutine. Poutine with chicken, or peas, or chicken and peas. or chicken and peas and spaghetti sauce.

Poutine with steak and peas and bbq sauce is also very godly.

Love Drummondville. love poutine.
"NAILFACE" - spe
2004-11-09, 9:38 AM #42
Styrofoam.

Seriously. My friend and I were bored, and so we decided to start munching on our cups until an adult came over and stopped us.
the idiot is the person who follows the idiot and your not following me your insulting me your following the path of a idiot so that makes you the idiot - LC Tusken
2004-11-09, 10:13 AM #43
Poutine. Poutine with ground beef or chicken is great. "Italian" poutine is awesome too - it's made with spaghetti sauce instead of gravy.

<3 Flex. Ashton's poutine is t3h s3x.
2004-11-09, 10:16 AM #44
I might say Pop Tarts... That's 200 calories for a single pop-tart, or for those who eat two per sitting, 400 calories per "serving". Most of that is from simple sugars, as well as fat.
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2004-11-09, 10:21 AM #45
8 pints of guiness
2004-11-09, 10:58 AM #46
Now you mention it Spe, the bottle of wine followed by half a bottle of whiskey the other night wasn't too clever either.

Apparently I made a spectacular drunken entrance when I got home that night....


:o
2004-11-09, 11:20 AM #47
I drank a 20oz cup of heavy cream, the stuff you make whipping cream out of, on a dare. My stomach felt like plastic and my heart hurt.
"Those ****ing amateurs... You left your dog, you idiots!"
2004-11-09, 11:21 AM #48
Quote:
Originally posted by Septic Yogurt
8 pints of guiness


psh, I had 9, then puked and had 3 more. Amazingly I didnt have a hangover the next day, probably because I threw up and also because I drank tons of water. Such drunken fun to be had!
"Those ****ing amateurs... You left your dog, you idiots!"
2004-11-09, 2:00 PM #49
ROSIE O'DONELL!
(...the other thing)
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2004-11-09, 2:11 PM #50
Two open Pepsi cans are next to each other. One I just opened, and the other was a week old... I sipped the wrong one.

There were things floating in it!:eek:
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2004-11-09, 2:20 PM #51
Quote:
Originally posted by Schming
psh, I had 9, then puked and had 3 more. Amazingly I didnt have a hangover the next day, probably because I threw up and also because I drank tons of water. Such drunken fun to be had!


not really mentioning it on terms of hardcore drinking ability... mentioning it because guiness goes down like sludge and fills you like food... after eight of them i was damn bloated.

this is why i <3 vodka
2004-11-09, 2:40 PM #52
Anything from the fair.
"Flowers and a landscape were the only attractions here. And so, as there was no good reason for coming, nobody came."
2004-11-09, 3:06 PM #53
Quote:
Originally posted by Wolfy
Styrofoam.


Damn, if we're talking about non-edible objects, I chew on pop cans all the time (yes, it is actually possible to take a bite out of a pop can. Takes some practice to do it without cutting yourself though)
Stuff
2004-11-09, 3:08 PM #54
Quote:
Originally posted by kyle90
Damn, if we're talking about non-edible objects, I chew on pop cans all the time (yes, it is actually possible to take a bite out of a pop can. Takes some practice to do it without cutting yourself though)


...but aluminum cans don't contain toxins (as I believe styrofoam does).
the idiot is the person who follows the idiot and your not following me your insulting me your following the path of a idiot so that makes you the idiot - LC Tusken
2004-11-09, 3:17 PM #55
but the paint might.....

and besides, that one time i ate 15 aluminum cans for a week instead of food i got pretty sick. :D
2004-11-09, 3:39 PM #56
Quote:
Originally posted by Mr. Stafford
not really mentioning it on terms of hardcore drinking ability... mentioning it because guiness goes down like sludge and fills you like food... after eight of them i was damn bloated.

this is why i <3 vodka


....Guinness goes down like coffee. It's like if water was made out of velvet. Ya, the only reason I didnt have a hangover and was able to walk out of that pub that night was because I threw up. I wasnt feeling the alcohol too much because I drank almost all 9 of them in under an hour.
"Those ****ing amateurs... You left your dog, you idiots!"
2004-11-09, 3:40 PM #57
you drank 9 in under an hour and *didn't* feel the effects?

/me burns schming for being a witch
2004-11-09, 3:53 PM #58
26 Marshmallow Peeps...they didn't stay down long...
Who made you God to say "I'll take your life from you"?
2004-11-09, 3:59 PM #59
Quote:
Originally posted by Mr. Stafford
you drank 9 in under an hour and *didn't* feel the effects?

/me burns schming for being a witch


ya, basically it was like 30 minutes of just straight drinking and then i threw up.... and when did you change your SN?
"Those ****ing amateurs... You left your dog, you idiots!"
2004-11-09, 4:24 PM #60
Quote:
Originally posted by DrkJedi82
school food


Seconded.
2004-11-09, 4:30 PM #61
i'll have to try that sometime....

changed it a few hours back
2004-11-09, 4:43 PM #62
Spam.
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2004-11-09, 7:42 PM #63
spam, and asain food. yech!
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2004-11-09, 7:58 PM #64
Asian food is typically far healthier than typical American food, and SPAM is quite healthy.
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2004-11-09, 8:15 PM #65
if i were to list the top two "bad for you" items that i've eaten it would be:

1. the Monte Cristo from Benegin's(sp?) instead of the it being like french toast, its battered and deep fat fried. . . . so bad yet so good.


2. the "piggyback" from a local BBQ place. It's a cheeseburger, except they put BBQ pulled pork on the sandwich as well . . . . yummy.
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