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If you could ask George Lucas one question....
2004-11-12, 10:29 PM #1
...what would it be?

Mine would be: "so are Jedi supposed to disappear when they die or not?"

And yes; I realize that I have probably posted far too many threads lately (this is now my fifth that will be on page 1). But I'm feeling particularily Massassi-ish. Especially since I just watched Stargate episodes for 7 hours straight then turned down an invitation to a party from three hot girls so I could watch Return of the Jedi... Yep, it's been a good Friday night.

Anyways, carry on.
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2004-11-12, 10:31 PM #2
Why did you **** up ep 1 and 2?
2004-11-12, 10:41 PM #3
"What is Jar Jar's home address?"
2004-11-12, 11:03 PM #4
"What happened?"
2004-11-12, 11:03 PM #5
"Someone set--" *SNIPE*
2004-11-12, 11:16 PM #6
Did you intend to let down millions of people by introducing Jar-Jar into Episode I and Episode II?
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2004-11-12, 11:16 PM #7
YOU RAPED MY CHILDHOOD!

Oh wait, that's not a question. There's not much to say to him, we've already got him being hypocritical saying on one hand that old black & white films shouldn't be colorized and on the other hand saying that it's perfectly okay to screw up a great trilogy of movies to make them fit into his "new" storyline which he claims to have "envisioned from the very beginning." Yeah right.
2004-11-12, 11:17 PM #8
They probably were. Except the second time around, he had so much money that nobody had the guts to tell him they were stupid ideas.
2004-11-12, 11:26 PM #9
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2004-11-12, 11:47 PM #10
"Coke, or Pepsi?"
2004-11-12, 11:59 PM #11
"What time is it?"
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2004-11-13, 12:02 AM #12
"Which method of death would you prefer: choked, drowned, or Death Star-ed?"
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2004-11-13, 12:04 AM #13
why did you **** up episode 1 and 5
STFU n00b...>.<
2004-11-13, 12:24 AM #14
what the **** are midichlorians?
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2004-11-13, 12:27 AM #15
do you know you look hideous in a flannel shirt?
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2004-11-13, 12:28 AM #16
What would you do for a Klondike bar?
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2004-11-13, 12:44 AM #17
"Can I have a job?"

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2004-11-13, 12:51 AM #18
What the **** do you mean "midichlorians"?
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2004-11-13, 1:07 AM #19
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2004-11-13, 1:55 AM #20
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2004-11-13, 1:59 AM #21
"Have you seen that great simpsons episode, the one where they take the **** outta how bad your new films are?"
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2004-11-13, 2:07 AM #22
What do paint chips taste like?
2004-11-13, 2:26 AM #23
Can I have the bloopers reels of the slave leia scenes?
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2004-11-13, 2:57 AM #24
What were you smoking when you concieved Jar Jar? (I want some of that ****)
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2004-11-13, 3:10 AM #25
What happen to you that you named Ep1 The Phantom Menace?????
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2004-11-13, 6:22 AM #26
I HAVE ONE THING TO SAY TO GEORGE LUCAS:mad:!!!

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2004-11-13, 6:34 AM #27
what are you doing later on tonight?
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2004-11-13, 7:39 AM #28
Why was Yoda brown?
2004-11-13, 7:51 AM #29
have you ever tried for a smaller hairdo?
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2004-11-13, 8:00 AM #30
WHY DO FOOLS FALL IN LOVE!?

Or

Why is your neck so fat, Mo Fo?
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2004-11-13, 8:02 AM #31
How does Jar-Jar die?


Oooh... one of the only good things you ever did, Vader.
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2004-11-13, 8:58 AM #32
"Can I have five thousand more questions?"
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2004-11-13, 8:59 AM #33
"Will you make epsiodes 7,8 and 9?"

Also, check out http://www.space.com/sciencefiction/movies/midichlorians_000703.html
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2004-11-13, 9:33 AM #34
Why aren't you in retirement?
2004-11-13, 9:37 AM #35
Who was smoking what when they came up with Jar-Jar?
2004-11-13, 10:19 AM #36
Assuming that everyone will ask their questions before, thus answering some of my other questions, I will ask . . .

Will you devote a few million and maybe all of ILM's resources to develop the bestest JK game ever?
2004-11-13, 10:21 AM #37
They already made the best one ever, it's all downhill from here.
2004-11-13, 10:25 AM #38
Quote:
Originally posted by kyle90
. . . then turned down an invitation to a party from three hot girls so I could watch Return of the Jedi...


I would have said at first "OMG WTF!," but then I thought about it for a minute. . .

1. Is it worth going to a party to just stare at hot girls if you can't do anything . . . well, you know . . . pleasureful with them? Sometimes, I will start talking to a hot girl and think that it is some sort of satisfying experience but then, after she left, reflect for 5 minutes that nothing happened. I was just being stupid. I didn't get anywhere.

2. RotJ is too awesome.

*claps for Kyle90*
2004-11-13, 11:06 AM #39
I cant decide between 2

1. What made you go bat**** ****ing loco
2. Are you Rolf Harris
nope.
2004-11-13, 11:49 AM #40
Can I borrow a million bucks?
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