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If you could ask George Lucas one question....
2004-11-13, 11:55 AM #41
"Midichlorians"?
"If you watch television news, you will know less about the world than if you just drink gin straight out of the bottle."
--Garrison Keillor
2004-11-13, 1:37 PM #42
"Why is there sound in space, in Star Wars?"

Jedi don't dissappear. They become "One with the Force".

I swear Lucas has been to this site at least once in his life. If he read these now...that'll be awesome.
2004-11-13, 1:44 PM #43
I'd ask him what it feels like to know the whole world has seen something he's created.
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2004-11-13, 2:12 PM #44
"No questions, just thanks for creating these subcultures of nerds for me to make fun of. By the way, can we get so more black actors in your movie?
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2004-11-13, 3:06 PM #45
just one(regarding the ep1&2): WTF!?!
I know that you believe you understand what you think I said, but I'm not sure you realize that what you heard is not what I meant.
2004-11-13, 7:55 PM #46
"...Jar Jar??? How do you sleep at night... :mad: "
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2004-11-13, 10:39 PM #47
Regarding George Lucas' prequel years,

In the words of Triumph the Insult Comic Dog: "How painful was it when the doctors removed your sense of shame?"
The top ten times in history when using the "F" word
was appropriate.....
10) "What the *&%# was that?" -Mayor of Hiroshima - August 1945
9) "Where did all these *&%#ing Indians come from?" - Custer 1877
8) "Any *&%#ing idiot could understand that." - Einstein 1938
7) "It does SO *&%#ing look like her!" - Picasso 1926
6) "How the *&%# did you work that out?" - Pythagoras 126 BC
5) "You want WHAT on the *&%#ing ceiling?" - Michelangelo 1566
4) "I don't suppose it's gonna *&%#ing rain." - Joan of Arc 1434
3) "Scattered *&%#ing showers...my a$$!" - Noah 2114 BC
2) "I need this parade like I need a *&%#ing hole in my head!" -
JFK 1963
1) "Aw c'mon, who the *&%# is going to find out?" - Bill Clinton 1997
2004-11-14, 4:45 PM #48
"Where do babies come from?"
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2004-11-14, 4:58 PM #49
I'd so laugh if George Lucas lurked this forum :p
/fluffle
2004-11-14, 5:06 PM #50
What's your favourite kind of pie?
2004-11-14, 6:49 PM #51
Quote:
Originally posted by SMOCK!
What would you do for a Klondike bar?

:D
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2004-11-14, 7:36 PM #52
No.. really.. "Midichlorians"?
"If you watch television news, you will know less about the world than if you just drink gin straight out of the bottle."
--Garrison Keillor
2004-11-14, 7:52 PM #53
"So, seeing as Darth Vader is part robotic, how large is his..."

Nevermind.:o
2004-11-14, 9:58 PM #54
Quote:
Originally posted by Sats
I'd so laugh if George Lucas lurked this forum :p


lol, If he even bothered to check out forums to see what was being said of him, he might have given "Attack of the Clones" a non-cheesy title, or maybe even a non-cheesy movie. Nah, too much to ask of George Lucas. :rolleyes:

The thing is, he is surrounded by a bunch of "yes"-men, and that bloated, over-dramatic suck-up known as Rick McCallum, who thinks that anything George Lucas dumps on screen is a work of dramatic genius ("dump" being the key word here).

He needs to take a walk out of Skywalker ranch every once in a blue moon and see what people think of his "films" today.
The top ten times in history when using the "F" word
was appropriate.....
10) "What the *&%# was that?" -Mayor of Hiroshima - August 1945
9) "Where did all these *&%#ing Indians come from?" - Custer 1877
8) "Any *&%#ing idiot could understand that." - Einstein 1938
7) "It does SO *&%#ing look like her!" - Picasso 1926
6) "How the *&%# did you work that out?" - Pythagoras 126 BC
5) "You want WHAT on the *&%#ing ceiling?" - Michelangelo 1566
4) "I don't suppose it's gonna *&%#ing rain." - Joan of Arc 1434
3) "Scattered *&%#ing showers...my a$$!" - Noah 2114 BC
2) "I need this parade like I need a *&%#ing hole in my head!" -
JFK 1963
1) "Aw c'mon, who the *&%# is going to find out?" - Bill Clinton 1997
2004-11-14, 11:05 PM #55
"Why isnt Harrison Ford Indiana Jones in Star Wars?"
"Those ****ing amateurs... You left your dog, you idiots!"
2004-11-15, 8:49 AM #56
Can you release the deleted scenes where Padme concieves Luke and Leia?
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2004-11-15, 1:10 PM #57
Why didnt you let Spieldburg direct?
I can't think of anything to put here right now.
2004-11-15, 1:21 PM #58
Are you going to eat that?

/Stupid question
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