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Just look at this *idiot* - why you shouldn't chicken with a train
2004-04-08, 12:57 PM #1
http://www.mrjon.org/download/train.wmv

FOOL

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2004-04-08, 1:04 PM #2
A foot away from a Darwin.

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2004-04-08, 1:11 PM #3
Now, if only he didn't jump [http://forums.massassi.net/html/smile.gif]

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2004-04-08, 1:15 PM #4
Holy crap [http://forums.massassi.net/html/eek.gif]

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2004-04-08, 1:21 PM #5
Holy crap, thats the stupidest thing I've seen since Jackass.

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2004-04-08, 1:25 PM #6
The engineer of that train must have completely s*** his pants.

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2004-04-08, 1:26 PM #7
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2004-04-08, 1:29 PM #8
It's a shame he lived to tell about it

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2004-04-08, 1:33 PM #9
Stupid is, as stupid does.

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2004-04-08, 1:53 PM #10
If stupidity was a crime, he would be sentenced to death.

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2004-04-08, 2:01 PM #11
I have a problem opening the above link with Firefox. When I try to manually save "link to disk", I get a a "site removed or changed error". When I just click on it, it continues to associate the file with the wrong program (a bugged BSPlayer I can not seem to be able to delete from my system) and gives me an error message.

I have no Automatic actions with specific file types and it works with Internet Explorer.
2004-04-08, 2:08 PM #12
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by SavageX378:
If stupidity was a crime, he would be sentenced to death.</font>




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2004-04-08, 2:22 PM #13
KnobZ: I had the same problem. The link redirects to http://s90929143.onlinehome.us/download/train.wmv in some bizarre, Firefox-breaking way.
2004-04-08, 2:24 PM #14
He seems to have a death wish.

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2004-04-08, 2:25 PM #15
That was not only stupid, it was insane!

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2004-04-08, 2:53 PM #16
works for me, and I'm on firefox.

anyway... yeah, the guy's a moron. the only reason I'm not wishing he didn't get hit is because I feel sympathy for the driver of the train and anyone who would have to clean up the mess.

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2004-04-08, 2:56 PM #17
Worked fine for me in firefox. Set WMP to play .wmv files and it should work.

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2004-04-08, 4:49 PM #18
Apparently hitting someone is quite a traumatic experience for the engineer. It can take as much as a mile for a train to come to a complete halt, the guilt combined with the inability to do anything is said to be crushing.

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2004-04-08, 4:56 PM #19
Yeah, it is. Can we talk about something else. [http://forums.massassi.net/html/frown.gif]


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2004-04-08, 5:11 PM #20
That guy is COOL!

Works for me on firefox. (Used Totem to open, played fine)

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2004-04-08, 5:19 PM #21
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Bounty Hunter 4 hire:
Apparently hitting someone is quite a traumatic experience for the engineer. It can take as much as a mile for a train to come to a complete halt, the guilt combined with the inability to do anything is said to be crushing.

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yeah, I really feel sorry for him... I mean, you can hear him honking like mad in the video. that guy about had a panic attack... the moron on the tracks should be thoroughly beaten.

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2004-04-08, 6:01 PM #22
Beaten to death with multiple trains.

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2004-04-08, 6:45 PM #23
What an idiot.

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2004-04-08, 7:00 PM #24
Instead of him getting killed, just get his leg clipped off, that way the conductor won't have to live with killing someone and would proably be happy he got hurt because of how stupid he was.

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2004-04-08, 11:03 PM #25
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MY GOD!!!

What an idiot.

Thank god we have laws that make going on the train tracks illegal here in Autralia.

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2004-04-08, 11:07 PM #26
Wow that guy was dumb.

The train probably had to stop... buy the time the guy jumped, the engineer probably wouldnt have been able to see if he jumped or not. I bet they called the police too, since train tracks are private property.

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2004-04-09, 2:44 AM #27
WOW! THIS GUY IS MY HERO! HOW COOL IS HE!
/end sarcasm

Shoulda hit him.

Ahh hell..someone gimme a train. He wont make it out alive this time round [http://forums.massassi.net/html/biggrin.gif]

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2004-04-12, 4:05 AM #28
Bump HAHA FOOLS!!!

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2004-04-12, 4:12 AM #29
O_o
2004-04-12, 5:31 AM #30
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by -God-:
If the world didn't suck, we'd all fall off </font>
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2004-04-12, 5:58 AM #31
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What an idiot.

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2004-04-12, 6:08 AM #32
agreed

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2004-04-12, 7:58 AM #33
Although I agree that that guy is a dumb**** and should be stoned to death, that had to be one of the funniest videos I've seen in a while. [http://forums.massassi.net/html/smile.gif]

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2004-04-12, 7:59 AM #34
Just stupid. [http://forums.massassi.net/html/wink.gif]

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2004-04-12, 9:55 AM #35
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Thank god we have laws that make going on the train tracks illegal here in Autralia.

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yes, because if something is illegal, it can never ever happen

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2004-04-12, 10:09 AM #36
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yes, because if something is illegal, it can never ever happen

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As fully demonstrated by the prohibition.

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2004-04-12, 10:33 AM #37
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by alpha1:
Thank god we have laws that make going on the train tracks illegal here in Autralia.
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You actually need laws for that? So much for common sense.

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2004-04-12, 1:45 PM #38
WOW! He was inches away from gettin NAILED. Someone needs to smack that idiot.

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2004-04-12, 2:11 PM #39
Someone should bet him to do it again, but trip him as he gets off.

I was just waiting for the train to hit his legs as he dived off, and then he go spinning around.

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2004-04-12, 2:12 PM #40
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Someone needs to smack that idiot.

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...with a train.

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