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Did hitler die
2004-11-13, 12:36 PM #1
Well did he die in a fire? Being crush? Being shot? Or are you like me and believe he escaped to switzerland and changed his name to ladof hilter?
nope.
2004-11-13, 12:55 PM #2
i dont give a rats *** about his existence so i'll say he died.
2004-11-13, 12:56 PM #3
omg, what happened to spe's name?
nope.
2004-11-13, 12:57 PM #4
spe gave kak favors
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2004-11-13, 1:19 PM #5
I can guarantee that at this very moment, hitler is dead.
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2004-11-13, 1:21 PM #6
He give cyanide pills to himself and his wife, then he shot himself, spanky.
2004-11-13, 1:23 PM #7
I believe he shot himself in the head, and poisoned his wife (whom he married only shortly before).

They have his skull somewhere, possibly in the batcave.
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2004-11-13, 1:24 PM #8
The KGB transported Hitler's body to Russia, where it was mostly destroyed. Apparently, there's a museum that has bits and pieces of him on display.
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2004-11-13, 1:25 PM #9
He shot himself in his Bunker. The guards then burnt his body.
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2004-11-13, 1:33 PM #10
Holy bajeeesus, Batman!

Don't you guys play San Andreas? They explain it all in that game. Or at least, Toreno does. And he works for a goverment agency. He MUST be right.

Anyways, because I am not sure if he did or not, I'll go with what I hope he did.

Died.
2004-11-13, 1:38 PM #11
It would be great if he suddenly revealed himself.

"MY GOD ITS HITLER!"

He'd be as dangerous as a used teabag, being 103 and all. But still, just the shock factor would be great before the USA decided to rip his balls off or something..

But unfortunatly, he shot himself.
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2004-11-13, 2:28 PM #12
I saw him the other day; he was partying with Mussolini and Stalin. Osama bin Laden was mad because he didn't get invited.
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2004-11-13, 2:30 PM #13
'Cos he isnt dead, duh!

:p
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2004-11-13, 2:38 PM #14
Quote:
Originally posted by Goit

"MY GOD IS HITLER!"
Warhead[97]
2004-11-13, 2:39 PM #15
Dude he's dead... he either killed himself or the Russians got him and delt with him in there special way.
2004-11-13, 3:08 PM #16
i am hitler

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2004-11-13, 3:24 PM #17
He would be faaar older than 103

20 April 1887

So he'd be 121.
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2004-11-13, 3:35 PM #18
Sorry, I was thinking of his ... shoesize.

:eek:
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2004-11-13, 3:57 PM #19
This reminded me of Family Guy and it's tangent about Hitler hosting a TV talk show.
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2004-11-13, 3:57 PM #20
Quote:
Originally posted by hinch1
I believe he shot himself in the head, and poisoned his wife (whom he married only shortly before).


You see? He could've won World War II if he hadn't married that woman. But it all started going downhill -- I mean, she gave him the ultimatum of of "it's world domination or me!"

He just chose wrong, I guess.
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2004-11-13, 3:59 PM #21
Camels look really, really nice next to traffic lights.
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2004-11-13, 4:31 PM #22
Quote:
Originally posted by TimeWolfOfThePast
This reminded me of Family Guy and it's tangent about Hitler hosting a TV talk show.


"Oh my god, he's going to do it! He's gonna show us his butt!" - Hitler on Family Guy.
2004-11-13, 4:40 PM #23
Sure, Hitler is alive today. I sat next to him on the bus. He told the meaning of life, then he gave me a pretzel.


Man that was a good pretzel. :D
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2004-11-13, 5:13 PM #24
Quote:
Originally posted by Jereiaki
"Oh my god, he's going to do it! He's gonna show us his butt!" - Hitler on Family Guy.


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2004-11-13, 5:16 PM #25
I have hitler's brain cyrogenically frozen in my freezer, next to the tri tip i plan to eat next week.
2004-11-13, 5:31 PM #26
Well.... don't mix those up.
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2004-11-13, 6:16 PM #27
I like noodles.
2004-11-13, 6:22 PM #28
Oh yeah, of course he's alive. He started the Vietnam War and Korean War, he started the 9/11 attacks, and is actually Saddam Hussein in disguise.

This is all true because I read it off some conspiracy website.
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2004-11-13, 6:23 PM #29
He's dead. I don't see any agruable point.
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2004-11-13, 6:31 PM #30
Quote:
Should have been originally posted by Roach
The KGB transported Hitler's body to Russia, where it was mostly destroyed, but soviet necromancers ressurected him.
2004-11-13, 7:25 PM #31
Hitler is dead.

I killed him in Wolfenstein 3D.
He was damn hard, but my gattling gun got to him.
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2004-11-13, 7:35 PM #32
I thought you Returned to Castle Wolfenstein...

(that hitler guy in that game was freaky...but fun to kill)
2004-11-13, 7:43 PM #33
Lord Hitler has expired.
2004-11-13, 7:48 PM #34
Sure, I saw him die! I saved the movie of it too!
2004-11-13, 7:51 PM #35
Oh god...hahahahahahaha!!:D
2004-11-13, 7:54 PM #36
Even if he didn't die at the end of WWII, he'd definitely be dead by know... from too much sauerkraut... and too much nagging from his wife.
...right guys? :p
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2004-11-13, 10:01 PM #37
No he didn't die, he spends the rest of his days playing Day of Defeat as one of the only players to give a crap about objectives.
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2004-11-14, 1:44 AM #38
Quote:
Originally posted by TimeWolfOfThePast
This reminded me of Family Guy and it's tangent about Hitler hosting a TV talk show.


I just saw that episode a few days ago. :D

I think he killed himself in his Bunker.
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2004-11-14, 3:26 AM #39
There is this new German movie "Der Untergang" that is about the last days of WWII. I haven't seen it, but it's very controversial because Hitler is shown as someone that resembles a human being.
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2004-11-14, 3:40 AM #40
Quote:
Originally posted by Lord Kuat
Sure, I saw him die! I saved the movie of it too!


Dude, where did you find that animated gif? Do you have others like it?
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