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Did hitler die
2004-11-14, 4:55 AM #41
There's a bloke called Adolf Hitler who's alive and well in New York. He's the nephew of the infamous dictator.

Seriously, you have to wonder what his parents were snorting when they decided to name him after his famous uncle.

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Originally posted by JediGandalf
He would be faaar older than 103

20 April 1887

So he'd be 121.


The year is 2004. Think hard.

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Originally posted by Mort-Hog
Dude, where did you find that animated gif? Do you have others like it?


It's the last boss of Wolfenstein 3D.

You fight Hitler in a robot suit, eventually the robot suit breaks or something, he takes it off then you fight him carrying two miniguns. That GIF was his dying animation.

Best. Boss. Ever.
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2004-11-14, 5:30 AM #42
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Orignally posted by AKPiggott
It's the last boss of Wolfenstein 3D.


Actually Hitler was the boss at the end of episode 3 of Wolfenstein 3D. Some fictional General was the last boss. Sorry I'm nitpicking.
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2004-11-14, 6:04 AM #43
Better question would be whether or not Martin Borman is still alive, he was Hitler's under-secretary and was never found after Berlin fell. Hitler's chauffeur claimed he saw him die from a soviet tank or something, but his body was never found.
2004-11-14, 6:46 AM #44
I have Hitler's Left Ball.

The other, is in The Albert Hall.

:D :D :D
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2004-11-14, 7:23 AM #45
His mother, the dirty bugger, cut it off when he was small.

It bounced... and hit a tree. It rolled in... to the Irish sea.

And then the fishes... got out their dishes, and had some b<Genki>s and scollops for tea.
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2004-11-14, 1:12 PM #46
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2004-11-14, 1:17 PM #47
Born 1889.

2004 - 1889 = 115
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2004-11-14, 3:06 PM #48
I thought he was born in 1889 (remember reading it somewhere else), but Gandalf's post was so specific, I thought I was wrong.

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Originally posted by KegZ
Actually Hitler was the boss at the end of episode 3 of Wolfenstein 3D. Some fictional General was the last boss. Sorry I'm nitpicking.


You're right, but weren't the last couple of episodes part of a mission pack or something?
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2004-11-14, 6:22 PM #49
Hitler? Who's Hilter? I'm not sure what you guys are talking about.
2004-11-15, 10:26 AM #50
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Originally posted by AKPiggott

It's the last boss of Wolfenstein 3D.

You fight Hitler in a robot suit, eventually the robot suit breaks or something, he takes it off then you fight him carrying two miniguns. That GIF was his dying animation.

Best. Boss. Ever. [/B]


I know that, I was just wondering whether you had any other similar animated gifs of other characters from early FPSes. I have a few from Doom.

Also, I have a thing for those faces at the bottom of the HUD.
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2004-11-15, 1:07 PM #51
Hitler died in a bunker under or next to the Riechstag in Berlin (In Germany for some of you) when he was certain he was going to loose the war. The russians were rushing through Berlin and he had no hope of surrender.

He tested the cyanide pills on his dog (Blondie) to see how fast they worked, as he did not want himself or his wife to suffer. This was about a month-week before his suicide.

He then married his mistress, Eva Braun in a secret ceremony somewhere in Austria (presumably the Eagles nest). Then, he took his stuff to Berlin with his wife and SS gaurds. There, he sweated out bombings and shellings in his bunker.

About a week or two before Germany's formal surrender, he commited suicide by having his wife take a cyanide pill and himself first the pill, then the gun to the head. So ended Hitlers life.

But he did not wish for it to end there. He had his two closest SS gaurds take his body out behind the bunker, and pour gasoline (or petrol) over the bodies and burn them.

After that the tale gets murky, some say KGB found the bodies and stashed them somewhere behind the iron curtain. Others say his body is buried under a dumpster in Berlin, under the concrete. Still others think he is still alive (I feel sorry for those poor, misguided souls).

(BTW) I think that some of these responses are funny. Like the Bin Laden one
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