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Lindsay Lohan is single again. Do you think I have a chance?
2004-11-20, 4:01 PM #41
Quote:
Originally posted by Jedigreedo
You people have reached a new level of creepy.

Indeed. :eek:
And when the moment is right, I'm gonna fly a kite.
2004-11-20, 4:02 PM #42
She looks like a girl I know in the climbing club called Amy (single)

so lindsey is the wee ginger in Parent Trap...

AND SHE TURNED INTO THAT!!!!!?????

Damn, next time remind me to kidnap em & lock em away until they hit 16
Code:
if(getThingFlags(source) & 0x8){
  do her}
elseif(getThingFlags(source) & 0x4){
  do other babe}
else{
  do a dude}
2004-11-20, 4:03 PM #43
She looks orange now.

[http://www.adoptionmatters.org/images/content_news_DavidDickinson.jpg]
"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt. " - Bertrand Russell
The Triumph of Stupidity in Mortals and Others 1931-1935
2004-11-20, 4:10 PM #44
<3

A LOSS of £100, bargain hunters!
Code:
if(getThingFlags(source) & 0x8){
  do her}
elseif(getThingFlags(source) & 0x4){
  do other babe}
else{
  do a dude}
2004-11-20, 4:13 PM #45
So, exactly how is this creepy? Sure, seriously stalking and pursuing her would be pretty damn weird, but I don't see where you guys are coming from.
2004-11-20, 4:24 PM #46
Quote:
Originally posted by Mort-Hog
She looks orange now.

[http://www.adoptionmatters.org/images/content_news_DavidDickinson.jpg]


That made me laugh so hard, especially after reading Ruthy's post and having watched that show just last week.


...yes, I know, my life is sad. -_-
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2004-11-20, 4:26 PM #47
It's called sarcasm. It seems to be a lost art to Massassi.


Though considering she did just turn 18 this year, it is still creepy in a way.
"We came, we saw, we conquered, we...woke up!"
2004-11-20, 4:30 PM #48
Well Im 21. So its not like Im a 40 year old waiting for her to turn 18 (though she already is).

Her exbf was 25.
I can't think of anything to put here right now.
2004-11-20, 5:27 PM #49
<3

Not really creepy for me--I'm a couple years younger. :p
D E A T H
2004-11-20, 6:06 PM #50
Quote:
Originally posted by Jedigreedo
It's called sarcasm. It seems to be a lost art to Massassi.


Though considering she did just turn 18 this year, it is still creepy in a way.


I don't see how that's a sarcrastic comment, or why you would even say that... but whatever.

But yeah, I'm 17 and I wish I had a chance :P
2004-11-20, 6:27 PM #51
Quote:
Originally posted by Kieran Horn
I'm sure God loves that she was wearing a cross during that dance.


Well, I guess that depends on whether or not God is male.
2004-11-20, 6:45 PM #52
Quote:
Originally posted by Jedi Legend
Well, I guess that depends on whether or not God is male.


Oh man, cue the "If God were a woman.." gags.
"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt. " - Bertrand Russell
The Triumph of Stupidity in Mortals and Others 1931-1935
2004-11-20, 7:10 PM #53
Quote:
Originally posted by Mort-Hog
Oh man, cue the "If God were a woman.." gags.


Has anyone ever seen Dogma . . . :p
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2004-11-20, 8:15 PM #54
You both totally missed the joke Jedi Legend was making. Or I might have.

I think he meant that God being male. Cause God would stare at her like all the other males and drool.
I can't think of anything to put here right now.
2004-11-20, 8:38 PM #55
Really?
Pissed Off?
2004-11-20, 8:45 PM #56
She isn't that pretty, and if you don't agree with me on that than agree with me that she has NOTHING on Alizee.
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2004-11-20, 8:54 PM #57
I think some people's eyes might not get any higher than her rack. She's certainly isn't ugly though.
Pissed Off?
2004-11-20, 9:34 PM #58
Quote:
Originally posted by drizzt2k2
She isn't that pretty, and if you don't agree with me on that than agree with me that she has NOTHING on Alizee.

[http://img34.exs.cx/img34/4862/lindsay_lohan_3.jpg]
Oh hey again.

[http://img118.exs.cx/img118/8355/alizee3.jpg]
Oh hey there.
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2004-11-20, 9:39 PM #59
Who's Alizee? (yes, I know that's her in the bottom pic, I've seen her here before, but I don't know what she is famous for).
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2004-11-20, 9:42 PM #60
I would show you what she's famous for, but then I'd probably get banned.
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2004-11-20, 9:44 PM #61
What, is she famous for spreading her legs?
Democracy: rule by the stupid
2004-11-20, 9:49 PM #62
No
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2004-11-20, 9:56 PM #63
French singer.
D E A T H
2004-11-20, 9:59 PM #64
Mmm...pictures.

Gah, gotta find some hosting really quick. It didn't attach the image, and didn't tell me it didn't attach the image.

[http://yoshmaista.shockzero.com/yosh%20images/AlizHotel2.gif]

Sweet sweet pictures.
D E A T H
2004-11-20, 10:34 PM #65
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omg
DO NOT WANT.
2004-11-20, 11:38 PM #66
Quote:
Originally posted by Avenger
I think some people's eyes might not get any higher than her rack. She's certainly isn't ugly though.


Actually I never really noticed she had a rack until I saw the Saturday Night Live where she spoofed Harry Potter.
I can't think of anything to put here right now.
2004-11-21, 4:14 AM #67
Lindsey Lohan is just too chubby for my taste
The top ten times in history when using the "F" word
was appropriate.....
10) "What the *&%# was that?" -Mayor of Hiroshima - August 1945
9) "Where did all these *&%#ing Indians come from?" - Custer 1877
8) "Any *&%#ing idiot could understand that." - Einstein 1938
7) "It does SO *&%#ing look like her!" - Picasso 1926
6) "How the *&%# did you work that out?" - Pythagoras 126 BC
5) "You want WHAT on the *&%#ing ceiling?" - Michelangelo 1566
4) "I don't suppose it's gonna *&%#ing rain." - Joan of Arc 1434
3) "Scattered *&%#ing showers...my a$$!" - Noah 2114 BC
2) "I need this parade like I need a *&%#ing hole in my head!" -
JFK 1963
1) "Aw c'mon, who the *&%# is going to find out?" - Bill Clinton 1997
2004-11-21, 6:02 AM #68
Quote:
Originally posted by Agent-Smith
Lindsey Lohan is just too chubby for my taste


...all I have to say to this is wow. You must find those National Geographic specials on the starving masses in Ethiopia to be very arousing.
omnia mea mecum porto
2004-11-21, 6:37 AM #69
Quote:
Originally posted by Roach
...all I have to say to this is wow. You must find those National Geographic specials on the starving masses in Ethiopia to be very arousing.


Agreed.
D E A T H
2004-11-21, 8:47 AM #70
That is amazing Yoshi.

Also, Lindsay Lohan is obviously not fat, I just don't think she is appealing at all.
America, home of the free gift with purchase.
2004-11-21, 10:02 AM #71
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.
Hazard a company one process.
2004-11-21, 10:55 AM #72
Man o Man!!
Alizee = perfect shape.
Code:
if(getThingFlags(source) & 0x8){
  do her}
elseif(getThingFlags(source) & 0x4){
  do other babe}
else{
  do a dude}
2004-11-21, 11:03 AM #73
We seem to have one of these threads every week.

LL is still hot though.
2004-11-21, 11:51 AM #74
Why is everyone drooling over her? Shes hot, but nothing special really. I know dozens of chicks in REAL LIFE much hotter then her...I guess it's just cus shes famous?
2004-11-21, 11:59 AM #75
I agree Duke.
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2004-11-21, 2:37 PM #76
You guys have reached a new level of creepy
:o
2004-11-21, 2:39 PM #77
Quote:
Originally posted by Agent-Smith
Lindsey Lohan is just too chubby for my taste


What. The. ****. ????? :confused:

You only like size 0, 90-pound girls or what?
2004-11-21, 3:03 PM #78
Come to think of it, looking at that picture of her in the skin tight pink shirt you do see something of a pouch. Maybe thats why he thought she was fat.
I can't think of anything to put here right now.
2004-11-21, 3:08 PM #79
The only chubby-esque aspect of her I can spot is her legs. She's kind've got cankles...

Not that I'm complaining or anything; she is, indeed, amazingly hot.
2004-11-21, 3:23 PM #80
I fail to see cankles. I see incredibly muscular legs
I can't think of anything to put here right now.
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